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Posted: Apr 4 2009, 04:24 PM
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and we had some cake, and he started yelling "I'M EATING A LIE!!!!!1" and the other kids started shouting that too. I was ready to stick a knife in his back at that point.


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Your mum makes you go to birthday parties?

EDIT: 23 August 1995 Man up!

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did somebody wrap a present in such a way it resembled the WCC


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QUOTE (Hippoman @ Apr 4 2009, 04:26 PM)
Your mum makes you go to birthday parties?

EDIT: 23 August 1995      Man up!

yes, because used to be friends with the kid.

plus it was bowling so, I had a little fun beating everyone there.

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Apr 4 2009, 01:26 PM)
did somebody wrap a present in such a way it resembled the WCC

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in cases like these, none of the kids there knew what the hell they were talking about
most definitely none of them played portal


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I wish GLaDOS was there to teach him not to bring Video Games to real life.

i wish glados was there to fill the whole room with neurotoxic gas


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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Apr 4 2009, 06:00 PM)
i wish glados was there to fill the whole room with neurotoxic gas

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also, I now have ideas for a portal-based birthday party


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QUOTE (Pip Bernadotte @ Apr 4 2009, 05:02 PM)
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also, I now have ideas for a portal-based birthday party

More like

TF2 birthday party


OKAY KIDS, PUSH LEETLE CART AND GET CANDY!


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QUOTE (shroomguy @ Apr 4 2009, 06:05 PM)
More like

TF2 birthday party


OKAY KIDS, PUSH LEETLE CART AND GET CANDY!

NEED A DISPENSER OVER HERE!

A CANDY DISPENSER!

ah, hell, why not an Orange Box theme? Have everyone use orange wrapping paper, and stuff

and cut the cake with a crowbar


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Put a portal in the piņata.


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QUOTE (Ryoga @ Apr 4 2009, 06:09 PM)
Put a portal in the piņata.

What?! no! do you know the odds that the other portal would be right behind my head? I'd die!


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Posted: Apr 4 2009, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE (Pip Bernadotte @ Apr 4 2009, 05:08 PM)
NEED A DISPENSER OVER HERE!

A CANDY DISPENSER!

ah, hell, why not an Orange Box theme? Have everyone use orange wrapping paper, and stuff

and cut the cake with a crowbar

I would totally fly out to wherever you live and come to that party.


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