ITT give me ideas to kill my character

lovin them all.
especially gameboys lol.

Suicide after reading his own comics.

tis already been done

Oh so you're already dead?

To fill up your dads rifle with ammo. Then when the time is right and he gets mad at his mom. He will get the rifle not knowing the ammo and will shoot your mom. While he does this you had put a duck toy right in the middle of the room to make him slip on it and shoot at this precise angle. So when all of this had happen you will be on top of the other building jumping off committing suicide. You finally jumped off on the right time and you fall down. As soon your dad slip on the duck he fires on the precise angle and directly head shot your head in the sky. This will be still suicide because you where the one that had put the ammo in his gun hoping to kill yourself. Everything freezes and it zooms out and 2 police officers are reading this on your desk right now.

Schwing

yep 59 times so far.

I dont get it

Ombama Supporters Party
KKK Suit
KFC

Getting squished by an giant human foot (like in the end of Spoilers:

Normal Super Mario Bros.)

Being tied to a chair and forced to watch Barney the Dinosaur nonstop.

you better be jokin

this is from monthy pythons

its a monty phython joke.
and I already included it lol.

Should find some good ideas here.

Getting crushed by fat Wario.

electrical fire

playing spirit tracks

eat yourself

death by rectal trauma