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Hans von Hozel, The best fanfiction ever.

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ultimario	Posted: Apr 8 2009, 03:55 AM
L: 15 Group: Members Posts: 27 Member No.: 5521 Joined: 12-July 08 Status: (0d)	Super Smash Brothers "Why does Mario always make a stealings Peach!!!" scream Bowser. "MANY TURTLES!" say Ludwig, as he make a science and create more Turtles! The turtles stormed off to make a findings of Mario! "TURTLES TO MAKE A FINDING MARIO!" sceams Bowser. "Oh no Turtles!" say Mario, as he was surrounded by Turtles! Mario tried to jump on turtles. "But we have a shell of protection! YOU CANNOT CREATE THE JUMPINGS HERE!" shout Turtles, as they take away all of Mario's mushroom lives and a game over. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel This man is a writing genius. -------------------- Click here to level up my card!

Guinea	Posted: Apr 8 2009, 04:19 AM
6 Group: Admins Posts: 8600 Member No.: 893 Joined: 15-March 05 Status: (0d)	I don't think this is a real person. He doesn't speak English like an uneducated German would, but more like someone who purposely writes everything wrong.

CrashMan	Posted: Apr 8 2009, 04:27 AM
monarchs are kings Group: Members Posts: 9302 Member No.: 1899 Joined: 22-February 06 Status: (0d)	right after i post about this on /cool/ too! --------------------

JosJuice

Posted: Apr 8 2009, 04:36 AM

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Pikachu wanted to create a fooling of the Aprils.

So Pikachu hide in a Pokeball.

Ash made a walk past.
"APRIL FOLS!" shout Pikachu and he jump out of Pokeball.

"Ah!" scream Ash, and he fell back and made a falling out of the window and into many dumpsters.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" made a laughing of Pikachu!

"Is not a funny Arpil Foolings!" shout Ash, as he tried to away from the dumpster, but suddenly, a Garbage Truck made its way across the road.

"Many garbage are to collect!" say Garbageman!

The Garbage Truck picked up the dumpster and put Ash in the trash.

"Much of trashings Ash!" say Pikachu, as he walk away to play with other Pokemon.

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QUOTE (Darkyoshi @ Dec 19 2008, 05:09 PM)

I remading it to make a Free-Glitch version

QUOTE (Keyser Soze @ Dec 21 2008, 12:28 AM)

Thank god I thought I was going to have to PAY for my glitches!

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You know what they say toast is toast. ;3

PhoenixWright	Posted: Apr 8 2009, 06:07 AM
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Kevin Rudd	Posted: Apr 8 2009, 06:07 AM
Progress ei toimu arengut, maailma tulla? Group: Members Posts: 3627 Member No.: 2746 Joined: 29-September 06 Status: (0d)	Wow, uh, this is worse than my grammar. Seriously. -------------------- Ruddy pictures! Alex made me sexy! Amster made me skeptical! mirror makes me 8-bitlytastic! Soiyeruda made me young again! Robby drew my awesomeness! All the people on forums I visit that have drawn a Flygon or Breloom. Guinea drew a Breloom Gato drew a Breloom Alba drew some sorta hybrid Alex drew a Breloom in 30 seconds Omnomlicous drew a Breloom I drew a Breloom I drew a Breloom properly Jazz drew a Breloom Jazz drew a Flygon OmegaK drew a Breloom Hybrid Project Alpha drew a sexy Breloom chick And a rather surprised Flygon Afti drew a rather strange Breloom No idea if I had any influence, but, whatever, HybridProjectAlpha drew a Flygon being eating by an Umbreon and I intend to sig it

PhoenixWright

Posted: Apr 8 2009, 06:09 AM

Good lord no
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QUOTE (Flygon @ Apr 8 2009, 01:07 PM)

Wow, uh, this is worse than my grammar. Seriously.

No matter what we do chocolate will always make wrong desicision.

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CrashMan

Posted: Apr 8 2009, 06:29 AM

monarchs are kings
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QUOTE (PhoenixWright @ Apr 8 2009, 06:07 AM)

This guy most likely uses a translator

i'm p. sure it's all a joke personally

the twilight story is amazing

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Weirdestchild

Posted: Apr 8 2009, 06:46 AM

I'm HaxXoring your brain.
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For the reason of some, I have the feel read in Russian accent.

Oh, and I found this quite hilarious.....

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Making the World

One day God making of the world.

"Oh no" say Jesus, "The world is to smal"

Suddenly, world on fire! The world burning to the ground.

"All my worlds make a breakage!" said God, "I need someone who can creation of a world!"

Then, God pick up a rock and zap Adam and Eve on it.

"Hello I am much of Godly!" say the god.

"Oh no we can no see the gods!" say Adam.

Suddenly, God pull a sun!

"Now there be a light!" say God, "But this light make a distaction of my readings,"

Suddenly, the sun gav birth to a baby moon!

The moon danubed to the rock!

Suddenly, God zapped a tree of apples.

"Now, you no make a touching of trees!" say God.

Suddenly, a snake from down the tree!

"Hello to you!" say the snake, "You want a taking of the apple?"

Suddenly, Adam and Eve had eated all the apfels!

Then, God made a return from his vacation.

Adam and Eve suddenly hit in a cave, because the apple made them embarasement of their nakedness!

"WHY HAVE YOU TWO CONSUMING MUCH OF THE APPLES?!" boamed God, and suddenly the snake flew away.

"Much of flying away the snake!" said Adam!

"I told you no to touch my trees! YOU CREATION OF A TOUCHING!" yelled God, and suddenly, he zapped Adam and Eve and they turned to dust.

This post has been edited by Weirdestchild on Apr 8 2009, 06:50 AM

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Yup, as it is now the 30th day of May in the year of 2010.

Matt Thorndark

Posted: Apr 8 2009, 11:32 AM

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QUOTE (CrashMan @ Apr 8 2009, 05:29 AM)

the twilight story is amazing

Just read that one. And the reactions from the Twitards are even funnier.

And I wasn't even aware they had a section for Wimbledon fanfics until I saw this:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4865128/1/Tennis

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shadowmanEXE	Posted: Apr 8 2009, 11:40 AM
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JosJuice

Posted: Apr 8 2009, 11:52 AM

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The animals made a sadly.

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QUOTE (Darkyoshi @ Dec 19 2008, 05:09 PM)

I remading it to make a Free-Glitch version

QUOTE (Keyser Soze @ Dec 21 2008, 12:28 AM)

Thank god I thought I was going to have to PAY for my glitches!

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You know what they say toast is toast. ;3

Hippoman

Posted: Apr 8 2009, 01:02 PM

Cam 24/7

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The grammar doesn't make sense for any language I know. Fake?

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so edgy and cool

You know I never claimed/That I was a stone/And you love a stone.

SonicTheBro	Posted: Apr 8 2009, 02:46 PM
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ultimario	Posted: Apr 8 2009, 07:09 PM
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Posted: Apr 8 2009, 07:17 PM

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Phantom of the Opera

"We want to make a seeings of Opera!" say all the rich people.

"I SHALL NOT ALLOW A SEEINGS OF ANY OPERA!!!!" and the Phantom jumps out from the Opera Stadium and shoots a lazer beam at rich people!

"Yay!" say the poors, who go to loot the rich people!

"IS MY MONEY!!!!" scream Phantom, who shoot all the poors also.

"ALSO A SHOOTING POORS!" and the Phantom takes all the money from the rich people.

dsfg

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Weirdestchild

Posted: Apr 8 2009, 07:29 PM

I'm HaxXoring your brain.
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QUOTE (Mrs. Aforcer @ Apr 8 2009, 04:27 PM)

Someone needs to make a dramatic reading of this stuff.

I'm on it right now, just finished the Bible Fan-Fiction but I'm keeping that for myself since I would offend some of my friends if I posted it on youtube.

So I'll do that Phantom of the Opera one since my friends are music majors and they would enjoy the humor.

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Yup, as it is now the 30th day of May in the year of 2010.

TurboMan	Posted: Apr 8 2009, 07:29 PM
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Posted: Apr 8 2009, 08:24 PM

John Freeman said
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QUOTE (Matt Thorndark @ Apr 8 2009, 11:32 AM)

Just read that one. And the reactions from the Twitards are even funnier.

Yeah. Some of the gremlins there are pretty funny too.

Speaking of gremlins, I can't bring myself to think that this quote (from the reviews section of this story) is from anyone but a gremlin, but considering how smart a lot of Twilight fanatics are, I suppose it's possible.

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seriously!? i mean, maybe if you wrote a hate story about JACOB it would be cool but NO! You CAN'T do that to Edward! plus you got it all wrong. Vampires sparkle in the sun and they most DEFINITELY do NOT turn into bats!! and btw her name's not "Isabella" its BELLA

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and btw her name's not "Isabella" its BELLA

There is no way....

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