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United States Mr. Bird
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 08:27 AM
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SUPAH DUPAH
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What is Ashura's favorite candy?

A Loli-pop!


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Netherlands PhoenixWright
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 08:37 AM
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Good lord no
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Paraguay CrashMan
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 09:00 AM
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MFGG.

Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!


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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 09:46 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road.

Kfc was on the side he was on.

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United States Strong
  Posted: Apr 21 2009, 09:53 AM
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yeah cool whutevar
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what did the egg say to the boiling water

"i can't get hard right now- i just got laid by a chick"
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United States Spritanium
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 10:13 AM
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QUOTE (Mr. Bird @ Apr 21 2009, 06:27 AM)
What is Ashura's favorite candy?

A Loli-pop!

This

is actually pretty funny


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Japan Starmang
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 11:26 AM
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QUOTE (Spritanium @ Apr 21 2009, 03:13 PM)
This

is actually pretty funny

it's one of those jokes that's so bad it's good.


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sorry pip but i love coono too much
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United Kingdom Thingy
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 11:28 AM
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So long MFGG 2.0~
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Bad- terrible or bad- sick?


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Hey, MFGG 3.0, it's me from the past.
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Austria Funky
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 11:35 AM
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no more
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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his cow?

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Where is my cow


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Germany Link2005
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 11:50 AM
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No more smileys!
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You realised that you forgot that you have stored porn on your PC when your Girlfriend/Wife used it, and she discovers the porn. What do you say?

"That must be that Con****er-Virus that is going 'round these days."


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United Kingdom Joe Inky
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:47 PM
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Gasoline man > Everything
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Why did warf fall off a cliff?

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Because he couldnt clingon


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hurf durf original characters
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United States Xgoff
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:49 PM
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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
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(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:50 PM
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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:50 PM
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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:51 PM
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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:53 PM
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DIRECTIVE 1 (APPLE): i may or may not reply promptly or at all; and there are no guarantees to the usefulness of the reply. i may not acknowledge whether i have even received your private message
DIRECTIVE 2 (CHILE CON CARNE): as per my view, "private" applies only to the initial transaction, and the material of your message may or may not be made public at my discretion; as this will more than likely be a post in the CCC or IRC, you may not be able to view it
DIRECTIVE 3 (FEATHER DUSTER): you must address me (xgoff) as "Sir Master Xgofficus his Highest and Most Awesome the Third"; failure to comply with this term may invoke one or both of the above directives, and i will leave a burning bag of **** on your doorstep
DIRECTIVE 4 (BOOTSTRAP): if you have read this disclaimer, please private message me promptly, in compliance with the above terms, so i can ensure you are capable of following directions you idiot
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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:54 PM
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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:56 PM
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Paraguay CrashMan
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:58 PM
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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 02:22 PM
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the relation on the set of people in this thread to the set of bad jokes is not yet a surjection get moving folks
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