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Romania Serban
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 12:31 PM
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i just found this while doing stuff to my igoogle (joke of the day, www.jokes.com)

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 12:33 PM
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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:19 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Apr 21 2009, 08:19 PM)
what the **** is in your sig and avatar

they are not furry they do not have fur on them

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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:38 PM
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QUOTE (Serban @ Apr 21 2009, 07:19 PM)
they are not furry they do not have fur on them

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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 01:41 PM
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QUOTE (Serban @ Apr 21 2009, 12:19 PM)
they are not furry they do not have fur on them

no but they're anthro

which means they get lumped into "furry" regardless of their bodily covering, be it hair or yiff juice

therefore what the ****


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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 03:04 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Apr 21 2009, 02:41 PM)
no but they're anthro

which means they get lumped into "furry" regardless of their bodily covering, be it hair or yiff juice

therefore what the ****

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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 03:22 PM
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QUOTE (Aurora @ Apr 21 2009, 02:04 PM)
>:L

>:3


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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 03:22 PM
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>:3

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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 03:24 PM
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Abandon ship!
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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 03:31 PM
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United States Aurora
Posted: Apr 21 2009, 03:40 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Apr 21 2009, 04:22 PM)
>:3

still :L


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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 04:07 PM
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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 04:27 PM
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What **** I can't stop looking at your avatar and signature.

Not because I'm into it but because I can't figure out what the original animal was.

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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 04:32 PM
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I swear when I get my hands on him...
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I think it's a dragon.

Heh heh. Nice joke.


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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE (Sword @ Apr 21 2009, 05:27 PM)
What **** I can't stop looking at your avatar and signature.

Not because I'm into it but because I can't figure out what the original animal was.

One's a shark and I believe the other's a dragon


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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 04:39 PM
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Sharks don't have ears. Damn hybrids.


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Posted: Apr 21 2009, 04:40 PM
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Mah Boi, this holiday is what all true emperors Strive For!
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They're not mammals, and thus cannot be furries. They are instead fish and lizards, and are therefore scalies.


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QUOTE (Sword @ Apr 21 2009, 05:39 PM)
Sharks don't have ears. Damn hybrids.

The one in the sig is the shark >:[


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