If you give a Mouse a Cookie

????

It'll want some meat with it and an eight-course meal.

He's going to ask for a knife glass of milk

and a fork for his meal.

and some bullets for his gun

So he can kill a turkey to feed his family.

fix'd

But what if you give a moose a muffin?

it dies of constipation

if you give a moose a muffin, he becomes accustomed to getting fed and thus never learns to find food himself, which either means that he dies in the wild or he can never live outside captivity.

It will nibble on it for a bit and then scurry off.

If you give a mouse a cookie,
He'll then want to **** your wife (if you have one, that is)

great post
(i like symphony x too also)

if you give a mouse a cookie he will want a glass of milk
if u give a mouse some milk he will want some more
if you give a mouse more milk he will develop a taste for human blood
you'll become a vampire
the vampire makes some followers
now the followers need to feed
if the vampires feed to much the national guard will be called out
if the national guard is called out they too will become food for the vampires
if the national guard fails the president will call in a nuclear strike if a nuke is dropped thousands of people will die
America will become a nuclear waste land and collapse
and with out America to keep the rest of the worlds nukes in check every other dead beat nation will launch their own!
eventually the entier earth will be destroyed!!!!!

improbable