Well, ****. That confirms it., My mom is a ****ing *****.

My mom is absolutely insane. Yesterday, she keeps telling my dad, brother and I that we're going to take a plane to Missouri, instead of having a cross-country trip in a large, spacious van, which we were all looking forward to. We had everything worked out: our itinerary, our budget, all that travel ****. And then my mom comes along and says she wants to take a ****ing plane. She says it's cheaper than driving, and she doesn't want to be cooped up in a van with my dad the whole trip (they weren't exactly on good terms). She says she can't spend three weeks in a van with him. First of all, we have at least three good reasons on why not to take a plane:
1: My dad is afraid of flying. Last time we flew, he was stressed out, nauseous, and just feeling terrible because he didn't have any of his painkillers or other meds (he is disabled). My mom says that he could get over it, but there is no way he could get over it in four days. Many phobias take years to get over.
2: It is not actually cheaper. Flying in a plane would cost about 5,000 dollars, and we make about 75,000 a year, not including tax. Most of our yearly budget is spent on food, electricity and other necessities. Taking a van, we would only have to pay for gas and motels. And we could camp, which is fun. I like camping.
3: We just spent over eighteen hours putting stuff away, cleaning up our property and getting rid of fire hazards so we could be away for three weeks. Taking a plane would make most of that work useless, because our trip would be cut back from 21 days to 12.
4: My brother and I were looking forward to going through states we've never been in, like colourado, Texas and Kansas (which we would rather skip going through). Flying over these, we would take three quarters of fun out of the trip.
So I try to negotiate with my mom. I tell here all of these reasons, I start *****ing a bit, and I yell at her. She finally says "Maybe we can work out a compromise". What the **** could we do with a compromise? Decide to drive the ****ing van onto a plane?!
That's it for yesterday. Today, she actually DUMPED my dad. ****ing *****. My dad take my brother and I on a long walk and explains stuff to us, and then we come back. We come back and find a note on the table, saying that she still wants to do the trip, apparently. My dad explained to us that he still loves her very much, but he cannot be with her on the trip if she doesn't love him. So things are very confusing right now. I feel nauseous, I have a headache, and my mom isn't home yet from picking up my dad's extra painkillers (which he bought for the trip) and going to the DMV, which shows that she still wants to go on the trip.

Tl;dr, crazy control freak tries to ruin vacation, ***** dumps spouse in the morning.

do I know this yes I do

I believe all mums are like that

if my mum cannot control my hair I cannot visit home! So are the rules written

which is why I visit home anyway

YOU BETTA RESPECT YO MAMA, FOO!

OR MISTA T HURT YOU!

HURT YOU BAD

I don't mean to sound like a troll but.

PLANES? THAT CRAZY *****!!!

>colourado

lmao







Also good idea coming to the CCC, bro.

This post has been edited by Ryoga on Jun 19 2009, 03:41 PM

im going to be a giant hypocrite for a second here

everyone on mfgg is heartless

yeah, this

should of been in GC

I don't want to be a dick but why it looks like I'm the only one at mfgg without a messed up family?!

You get sympathy in the GC(kinda).

Not the CCC.

5000 is way to much for an non-international trip


unless its pesos were talking here

also nds, we need to have the talk about the woman

it'll all make sense when i'm done explaining

could be!

nope

my dad just doesn't like wasting valuable gas on the line

i can't blame him for that

I wish i had a normal family.

alas, i am stuck with a mum that has post-natal depression, and two guardians that try to force me into believing in a religion I hate.

Your dad needs to put his foot down.

Yeah, when shes right in front of the van.

I AM A SOUP DRAGON LETS MAKE GREEN SOUP

This post has been edited by Bill Ding on Jun 19 2009, 04:00 PM

My parents have argued ever since I was born

I used to think it was my fault, and I just don't care anymore.

wut

Leave the mom home alone?

nice filter, mfgg