Well......I lied., About being a guy.

....................I am a girl. I'm not joking, kidding, or anything of the sort. I really am a girl. You see, while playing at my dad's tool shop, I was in the inventory room. A large, heavy, metal box fell on me, crushing all of my *****. At first, I thought I was completely off to be judged by the outside world. Well, it turns out that my dad thought I was too stupid for the outside world, and he didn't want to give my ***** to the doctors. So, he told me to go back as a girl. I am happily "living" with my family, in an awkward friendly sort of way.

Let me tell you more about my life. I was, yes, really only one day old. I was well-endowed, and while I knew the art of **** SWORDFIGHTING, I preferred to carry around a gun and shoot people who said what I didn't want them to say.

Now before you assume that I am trolling, I wouldn't troll you guys. You guys were some of the coolest people I ever met. Even though you made fun of me and my stupid ideas, I still thought you guys were awesome.

So you may be asking how I'm still alive, even though I have no *****. It turns out that I am a "cockmeister," or in more human terms, really lucky. By thinking very hard, I am able to go into my happy place directly, and "get rid of" the pain by thinking. By the way, my happy place looks really interesting. Think of it as a small strip club, with the different strippers being sorted into different rooms. I am also able to use this "power" to become a **** NINJA at the snap of my fingers, which I might post later.

This post has been edited by MrGuy on Jun 20 2009, 01:37 PM

oh this is another one of THOSE topics. all I can say is...........HAHA

I'm going to bump this topic because, with Anubis's new confession, it is now relevant again!

This topic is a little late...

stop lying

liars go to bad places

you know where liars go don't you

No way!

do they go to bad places?

>>girl
>>lying

Not surprised! =D

it was made perfectly on time with Anubis's original topic, but then it disappeared because everyone was too busy crying at my sad story to reply to it

Oh guess I missed it, my bad.

YES. YOUR BAD.

now go cry in that corner over there.

Claiming to be a girl is a paradox. Think about it.

"I am a girl."

Assume it to be true. I am a girl. Since women never, EVER mean what they say, I am not a girl. Therefore, I am a man.

Since I'm a man, I can be trusted more easily.

I am, therefore, speaking truly when I say I am a girl.

Instead of acknowledging that you have a good point, I am going to simply ignore everything you just posted and say "YOU'RE WRONG, BECAUSE I'M PROOF!"

Pics or it didn't happen.

are you sure you want to see that

also i love how we have similar style avy and sigs

This post has been edited by Sparks on Jun 20 2009, 09:15 PM

My lawyer will see them for legal reasons.


Also, all the cool people have avys and sigs like ours.

yeah I bet they'd want to <3

and hell yeah

I'll do better than that, here's a video. (WARNING: EXPLICIT, NSFW)