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United States Ziso
Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:36 AM
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There are two bass players in an orchestra. The orchestra was playing a rather long symphony of 9 movements, in which the bass players only played on I and IX.

After the first movement, they tie their music to their stands and head for the nearest bar.

They become incredibly intoxicated, but just enough that they are able to make it back to the performance for movement nine.

Almost to the end of the piece, and the bass players are OUT COLD.

So the conductor says:

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Oh GREAT. The scores are tied, the bas(s)es are loaded, and we're at the bottom of the ninth!


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Estonia Sparks
Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:36 AM
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hurr hurr freakin hurr
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QUOTE (B.M. @ Jun 29 2009, 12:34 AM)
Knock Knock

DUH WHOS THERE!??! :BB


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  Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:37 AM
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Ziso's joke got me laughing out loud.


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United States Ziso
Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:37 AM
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@Yoshiman, lovin' the band jokes!


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Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:37 AM
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dang it stop making band jokes


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  Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:38 AM
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QUOTE (Ziso @ Jun 28 2009, 10:37 PM)
@Yoshiman, lovin' the band jokes!

they're original, to boot


they're mostly funny because they're so true


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United States Ziso
Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:38 AM
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QUOTE (Sparks @ Jun 29 2009, 01:37 AM)
dang it stop making band jokes

ur just jealuz cuz u cant play n instrment!


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Canada B.M.
  Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:40 AM
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take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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QUOTE (Sparks @ Jun 28 2009, 10:36 PM)
DUH WHOS THERE!??! :BB

The police. We regret to inform you that your wife and children have died tonight in a drunk driving accident.
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Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:40 AM
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EDIT: wait

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Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:40 AM
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hurr hurr freakin hurr
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QUOTE (B.M. @ Jun 29 2009, 12:40 AM)
The police. We regret to inform you that your wife and children have died tonight in a drunk driving accident.

...But I don't got a family!


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Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:41 AM
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QUOTE (Morshu McPhereson @ Jun 29 2009, 01:40 AM)
EDIT: wait

Wait what, is that supposed to mean...

a (article) minor (adjective) b flat (noun), as well as...

a minor (noun) b flat (noun) ?


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  Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:42 AM
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How is the French Horn related to it's name?


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No one pays attention to the French person sitting in the corner either.


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United States Ziso
Posted: Jun 29 2009, 12:56 AM
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QUOTE (DJ Yoshiman @ Jun 29 2009, 01:42 AM)
How is the French Horn related to it's name?


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No one pays attention to the French person sitting in the corner either.

Lol

Reminds me of another french horn joke, not sure if it's clean or not.


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Posted: Jun 29 2009, 01:02 AM
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ايم مثلي ال
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  Posted: Jun 29 2009, 01:07 AM
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QUOTE (Ziso @ Jun 28 2009, 10:56 PM)
Lol

Reminds me of another french horn joke, not sure if it's clean or not.

if it involves horns


probably not


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United States Vorxis
Posted: Jun 29 2009, 01:12 AM
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THE OH-SO-SNAKE ATTACKS


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i don't give a Toad

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United States Ziso
Posted: Jun 29 2009, 01:13 AM
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QUOTE (Spritanium @ Jun 29 2009, 02:02 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzHBszZn6uo

What did the YouTuber say when he came 5th in a race?

FIRST!!!


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Posted: Jun 29 2009, 01:15 AM
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injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere
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that guy wouldn't know an oboe from an elbow

dohohohoh. band humor

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Posted: Jun 29 2009, 01:18 AM
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It's called L-targeting
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QUOTE (Sparks @ Jun 28 2009, 11:37 PM)
dang it stop making band jokes

At least they're not bland jokes. *shot*


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Posted: Jun 29 2009, 01:19 AM
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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Jun 29 2009, 02:15 AM)
that guy wouldn't know an oboe from an elbow

dohohohoh. band humor

I've gotta drum up a marching band FAST.

Heh, drum, hehe, more band humor...

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