ITT Clean Jokes

Not anymore you dont.

This post has been edited by Mike Shinoda on Jun 29 2009, 01:21 AM

what did the apple say to the banana?




nothing apples don't talk

What animal can jump higher than a building?

ANY ANIMAL BUILDINGS DON'T JUMP!

What did the director say to the orange?

Two drunken people are walking on rails.

"Man, I have a back achse, the hand rail is so low."
"Yeah, and the steps are very low, too."
"Finally, an elevator!"

An Indian tribe built a two-story grass hut for their chief. The chief lived on the bottom floor, and the top floor was the throne room. One night, the throne fell on the chief.

The moral of the story:
Spoilers:

People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

This post has been edited by Grant on Jun 29 2009, 10:01 AM

tempted to post the best joke ever which is also incredibly racial

@Sparks: What?

@Link2005: I dun get it.

Whut abowt turtels n wurms?

where was the one 20 page joke

and the only joke in it was the punchline in the last sentence

I have it saved.
You mean the snake one, right?

This post has been edited by thingy on Jun 29 2009, 10:25 AM

They can just stand up.

Or climb on something low to the ground and fall off.

I think

it ended with

Spoilers:

BETTER NATE THEN LEVER

Yeah that one.

@Grant: That was a great joke

This post has been edited by Bigbowsa on Jun 29 2009, 10:30 AM

pm

An Amish man and his son go to the city for the first time. They go into a mall and see all sorts of things they had never seen before. After viewing various technologies they come upon an elevator.

As the pair look on, an old woman walks into the strange machine, the doors close, and minutes later a young beautiful woman walks out.

"What is that machine daddy?" the young boy asks

"I don't know" the man replied, "but get your mother"

This post has been edited by Piemanthe3rd on Jun 29 2009, 10:32 AM

hahaha


this one's my favorite :>