nintendo conspiracy!

[6:44:45 PM] Just Joe: I love Fire Emblem he's so kawaii
[6:45:11 PM] Nystre: HERE COMES MOTHER THREE WITH HIS METEOR SMASH FINAL STRIKE
[6:45:40 PM] Just Joe: UH OH IT'S METAL GEAR SNAKE WITH HIS METAL GEAR SNAKE HELICOPTER KICK
[6:46:05 PM] Just Joe: I got an assist trophy OH **** IT'S SUPER MARIO WARIO LUIGI BROTHAS
[6:46:24 PM] Nystre: GREEN MARIO BROTHER WITH HIS SLOW GRAVITY BUBBLE
[6:46:39 PM] Just Joe: Uh oh what's he gonna do what's he gonna do
[6:46:41 PM] Just Joe: **** he's dancing
[6:46:45 PM] Just Joe: Now you dizzy
[6:46:48 PM] Just Joe: What the ****'s up with that
[6:47:06 PM] Just Joe: Drill Dozza
[6:47:13 PM] Just Joe: Dozzin' doz drills
[6:47:20 PM] Nystre: VIEWTIFUL MAN
[6:47:38 PM] Just Joe: CAPCOM MASCOT BOY
[6:48:01 PM] Nystre: VIEWTIFUL WAS AN AVERAGE JOE (BUT HIS NAME IS REALLY VIEWTIFUL) SO HE GETS A HENSHIN A GO GO AND TURNS INTO VIEWTIFUL MAN
[6:48:39 PM] Nystre: IT'S A REAL TIME STRATEGY WHERE YOU PLAY AS A DIRECTOR WHO CAN SLOW DOWN THE FILM
[6:50:10 PM] Just Joe: He's got to rescue his girlfriend named Sylvia, sometimes spelled Silvia. Viewtiful jumps into action when Sylvia, sometimes spelled Silvia was captured by Viewtiful's nemesis The Fat Evil Blue Viewtiful.
[6:50:30 PM] Just Joe: He must combat foes like Vampire in Bat Form and Rapping Rhino
[6:51:25 PM] Nystre: i like to play as zelda not zeldas girlfriend because zelda is strong and he has to save his girlfriend sometimes and sometimes he protects his little brother (toon link, i think it is japanese and badly translated it was probably toonrinku)
[6:52:05 PM] Just Joe: It's actually Manga Link. I learned from Yu-gi-oh that Manga means the same exact thing that Cartoon does.
[6:53:05 PM] Nystre: why dont they just call him link?? hes zeldas little brother
[6:54:12 PM] Just Joe: Y'know what they should do
[6:54:19 PM] Just Joe: I think Metroid and Zelda should team up
[6:54:56 PM] Just Joe: Ganondorf, who kidnaps Zelda's girlfriend all the time, should team up with Ridley, who kidnaps Metroid's girlfriend all the time.
[6:55:13 PM] Just Joe: I remember Ridley because he was a boss in the Subspace Emissions Levels
[6:57:41 PM] Just Joe: Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the Nintendo Wii helps me keep up to date on my Nintendo history
[6:57:51 PM] Just Joe: And that's why I'm a ****HARDCORE GAMER****
[6:58:52 PM] Nystre: u ever notice you never see metroid's girlfriend in the 2d games?? i think it's an ongoing series and ridley keeps sending metroid's girlfriend to new prisons.
[7:00:42 PM] Just Joe: I remember when my friend let me borrow Metroid Zero Mission for the Game Boy Advance (Not Advanced, you noobs!) I saw that whenever Metroid died, his girlfriend would show up to take the bullet for him!
[7:02:15 PM] Nystre: i dont think thats actually what happened. i think it was showing a flashback scene or something. they murder metroid's girlfriend at the same time he dies
[7:02:43 PM] Just Joe: I thought she had the same teleporting powers that Zelda's girlfriend had in super brawl brothers
[7:02:50 PM] Just Joe: Oh my god!
[7:02:54 PM] Just Joe: What if they're the same person!
[7:03:00 PM] Nystre: I guess so! it makes sense why the game lets you continue so much
[7:03:10 PM] Just Joe: Zelda is Metroid in the past and Metroid is Zelda in the future!
[7:03:26 PM] Nystre: umm
[7:03:36 PM] Nystre: hmm!!
[7:03:59 PM] Nystre: that makes since, sense their girlfriends are getting kidnapped all the time to.
[7:04:15 PM] Nystre: maybe their girlfriends are the same too (i dont think metroid would dump his girlfriend, hes too cool)
[7:04:39 PM] Just Joe: God Nintendo is so pretentious
[7:04:46 PM] Just Joe: Using the same story twice
[7:04:59 PM] Just Joe: Trying to sneak that past us
[7:05:07 PM] Nystre: we should write an angry letter.
[7:05:11 PM] Nystre: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also!!!
[7:05:27 PM] Nystre: zelda: back to the past had a dark world and light world
[7:05:34 PM] Nystre: metroid 2 prime had that too!!
[7:05:47 PM] Just Joe: Nintendo is soooo busted X3!!!
[7:06:11 PM] Nystre: post this on gamefaqs!!!!!! were blowin nintendos cover.
[7:12:02 PM] Just Joe: k back I was being kawaii
[7:12:10 PM] Just Joe: Eating a kawaiiburger
[7:12:57 PM] Just Joe: http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/3121/subspaceshadow.png ever notice that this looks like a *****?
[7:13:02 PM] Just Joe: I bet Nintendo knew that

wow that's deep

sadasffsa amazing

tl;dr


alright im running now

This post has been edited by Sparks on Jul 1 2009, 07:28 PM

I read the entire thing and I do not regret it.

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also the metroid and his girlfriend meme was never funny

[7:49:33 PM] Just Joe: This is a meme now?
[7:51:56 PM] Nystre: misnamed images
[7:54:07 PM] Just Joe: Wwwwhatever
[7:54:17 PM] Just Joe: I just thought it was funny
[7:54:25 PM] Just Joe: Guess it's not and never was
[7:54:32 PM] Just Joe: Be sure to thank him for correcting me

it's a misnamed image.

it's funny.