So you wake up one time in the day

[Delichanicho]

And you notice that some guy by the forum name of 'Delichanicho' makes a topic that looks a little similar to the other "So you wake up..." topics. Only his is kind of off but in the same sense still follows the pattern. You take time to re-read the previous sentence just to make sure you understand. You realize that the sentence after described what you were doing and the sentence after that sentence explains how the sentence before it described what you were doing. You could be doing something much more important with your life but today at your current time you felt "maybe I should read a few topics, post, leave". Sadly it doesn't turn out that way as you've probably ready more topics then wanted and have been searching the forum for too many hours to count. You start to wonder if this whole topic has a point and feel maybe you should skip down to the smaller chunk of words but you probably continue to read. Just then it hits you, "The word chunk just described what I was thinking". So you read on to see if any other magic happensim gay. You question that gap after "Happens" and before "." but don't bother to highlight that area, copy, and then past somewhere like the URL bar. BUT WAIT! Now you're tempted in do so so you do it. As you read it you think to yourself,"yes you are". "You" is referring to the topic starter, or maybe someone who is pissing you off.weeaboo. WAIT! Did you just here something? Maybe it was the fact that it's hidden in the chunk of words that made you here the word you dare not say yourself because magic works like that. Maybe you might now give up on reading the big chunk of words if you haven't already and just skip down to the one sentence phrase. But wait, this doesn't seem to be over if you don't. "Crap" you might be thinking, or maybe some much more vulgar term. Maybe you start to say the word "vulgar", sounding it out. You start to wonder,"How did english come to be" or better yet "How did speaking come to be". Never mind that because this topic isn't about that. But when you read the previous sentence you're thinking,"What is this topic really about". This chunk of words is almost done so you scroll down to the final phrase. What did he edit into this long topic by the way? As you scroll to it you wonder,"I wonder what the people who didn't read this entire thing might say" as they might try to play off that they did or simply just say "too long, didn't read". BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT, because the question is...

What would you do??

This post has been edited by Delichanicho on Jul 1 2009, 09:08 PM

[Tri]

Spoilers:

im gay

I would put the entire plot of the post in spoiler tags, that's what!

[Tek]

I would wonder what the people who didn't read the entire post would do.