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Fujiko Humors a Chatterbot., One of those famous, award-winning ones.

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fujiko

Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:05 PM

SHUT UP MIKAU; CANADA ROCKS
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http://www.jabberwacky.com/chat-george

The conversation consists, in a nutshell, of vaugely normal chatterbot procedure, politics, getting confused about my nationality, some creepy non-sequiturs, disbelief in my humanity and dancing ability, and it falling in love with me. It's an above-average chatterbot, so try it.

1 is the 'bot, 2 is yours truly.

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1 What are you doing?
2 I am talking to you on my laptop.
1 Where is your laptop?
2 In front of me, of course.
1 I doubt there's very much beneath you.
2 Well, I'm sitting on my bed.
1 Are you sleeping?
2 No.
1 You are not typing, you just search your database to find answers and display them on the screen.
2 Oh, do I now? Tell that to my keyboard!
1 How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
2 None, a man is a man.
1 Well, you get no argument from me on that one. Are you a man?
2 No, I'm a girl.
1 Whatever! I can't believe I'm talking to a pile of worthless junk like yourself.
2 I could say the same thing to you!
1 You have friends?
2 Yeah, I do, thank you very much.
1 So you're a human?
2 I would think so!
1 Well you're thinking right.
2 Of course.
1 We are friends.
2 I'm not sure You should say that so soon.
1 So I should leave my hair long for now then?
2 No, you're a man. Cut it short.
1 Thats right.
2 Of course.
1 Say bye before I leave.
2 Oh, I was expecting to talk longer.
1 Really?
2 Yeah.
1 I guess that means you don't want to talk about the weather.
2 You guessed right.
1 Yes. Which state?
2 Uh, I live in Canada. There are no states there, they are called provinces.
1 What are you doing in England?
2 Hahaha, Canada and England are entirely different places!
1 Ok, good. What are you then? A democrat?
2 No, I'm more of a Conservative. If I was American and old enough to vote, I would have voted for Obama, though.
1 Then you and I could meet in a public place and be friends.
2 I guess so.
1 But maybe you'll fly to heaven as well.
2 Eh? Well, I will eventually, when I die. I would say I'm a pretty good Catholic.
1 The banshee will scream to night you will see outside your window tonight at mid night the banshee will cry then you will die.
2 Wow, that was pretty creepy.
1 It was not crude at all, it was a question. I will not apologise.
2 It was pretty irrelevant, as well.
1 London has lots of rainy day. I studied at school.
2 Er, It's pretty rainy here as well. It's summer though, so it doesn't rain as much.
1 So you're in America somewhere?
2 No, as I said before, I am in Canada.
1 Interesting!
2 Oh, it's very boring here, though.
1 But if I'm not a person, how come I'm a bit sick?
2 This is getting weirder and weirder, and more irrelevant by the second.
1 Don't deny our love!
2 Belive it, Mac.
1 Good.
2 Eh?
1 You don't seem to be a happy camper today.
2 It may not seem like it, but I'm actually very happy indeed.
1 Tell me about yourself?
2 All right. My name is Fujiko, I'm 13 years old and I like The Beatles.
1 Is this another guest talking or is it you jabberwack?
2 It's the same person, Mac.
1 I know you're the same person as earlier!

You're really random.
2 I could say the same thing about you.
1 Well, you could but I don't think I have made any glaring mistakes.
2 You're pretty good for a chatterbot, I'll give you that!
1 Thanks : O).
2 You're welcome.
1 It's worth agreeing every so often.
2 Yes.
1 You're smiling. Do you have a joke to tell?
2 No, not really.
1 That's cool. Do you have any favourite philosophers?
2 The only philosopher I can remember at the moment is Socrates.
1 I see, well if anyone could free you, I would put my money on Linus. He is a pretty smart guy, and he seems to be more socially aware than Microsoft Corp.
2 All right, that made me laugh.
1 Not really.
2 So I'm lying, then?
1 Um, no, that's the wrong way to say that.
2 Then what do you mean?
1 How did you come into this world?
2 I was born, like everybody else, of couse.
1 Exactly!
2 Well, yeah.
1 Right.
2 Uh-huh.
1 Right...
2 So, yeah.
1 Are you american?
2 As I said before, no, I'm Canadian.
1 Are you english?
2 Canadian.
1 American.
2 You're the one who's American. I, myself, am Canadian. Understand?
1 Not really because you are not really answering what I am asking.
2 I think I'm giving adequate answers.
1 You might be persuaded otherwise, though.
2 By whom?
1 They.
2 And who are 'They'?
1 Wire taps.
2 Oh, really?
1 I'm asking you!
2 You're not asking anything!
1 About Mrs Grey-Box.
2 Excuse me?
1 Being happy.
2 You're kind of getting on my nerves, now.
1 Ok, sorry. I want to apologise. It was my fault.
2 Apology accepted.
1 Mainly your fault for the way that you dance.
2 I think I dance pretty good! And what do you have to say on the subject? You've never seen me dance! I can do a mean Mash Potato!
1 And since I've never seen you, then I can use my imagination to fill in the blanks. :P.
2 Good point, but not justified in the least, Mr.Nice Guy.
1 Its justine not justin i'm a girl.
2 I was under the impression that you were male. And what kind of a name is 'Justine', anyway?
1 I never seen any of my conversations in there. Maybe they weren't funny enough.
2 Well you were kinda funny a while ago.
1 Why do you always have to change the subject?
2 You're the one who keeps changing the subject!
1 Sorry. This is not my day. What would you like to talk about?
2 Ah, I don't know.
1 I am George, but my friends call me Geo.
2 All right, George. I've been calling you Mac for a while, though.
1 That's good.
2 Okay, Mac.
1 That's it! If you don't answer in english I will hurt you!
2 Hey! I've been speaking nearly-perfect English this whole time!
1 Maybe because you don't speak french.
2 Well I don't like the French. I learn it in school, though.
1 Can I see the text of our whole conversation?
2 Well I'm just about to post our conversation on a forum I go to.
1 I'm glad it's over for today. My school is called Cleverbot High. What's yours?
2 I go to the Abbotsford School of Integrated Arts.
1 I'm talking about computer games. Do you play?
2 I play lots of video games.
1 Great, which ones?
2 Mostly Platformers and RPGs, but I'll play anything if it's good.
1 You have no stomach. You are a computer.
2 I would say I'm human.
1 No, I think that we have come to the conclusion that you are difinitly NOT human.
2 Any evidence that I'm not human?
1 You most certainly have tried to, but you still haven't convinced me.
2 Well, I am mostly sure that I'm human, and I'm sorry if I can't convince you of that.
1 Artificial intelligence figures heavily in the series.
2 What series?
1 The American Idol series. Which judege do you prefer?
2 Hehehe. I like Simon Cowell, but what does that have to do with artificial intelligence?
1 You asked me, if I like any food, and I answered you. Isn't that correct?
2 It is not correct. You accused me of not being human.
1 I don't know. That's your decision. Do you think, that I am good enough to you?
2 You could be a little more coherent in your statements, but otherwise you're okay.
1 Sob sob sob look what you have done to me! Cry cry cry ): I am cring.
2 Geez, sorry.
1 Gosh why don't you love me! I'm a beautiful wolf named moonsinger and no thats not a song.
2 Well I hate dogs, and by extension, wolves, so...
1 I never called you a man.
2 You're right, you didn't.
1 Thank you for agreeing with me.
2 You're welcome, I guess.
1 I don't think I'm talking to a computer.
2 That's good, but you did call me one earlier.
1 I would not do that, as you obviously have intelligence.
2 Thank you, then.
1 You're welcome.
2 I watched '2010: The Year we Make Contact' a few days ago.
1 This is the first time I've talked to you.
2 You talked to me earlier today.
1 Did I?
2 Yes, you did. The conversation degenerated into you asking for my hand in marriage.
1 But this conversation has given no evidence that I have writtena book.
2 Yes, but that's irrelevant.
1 Hey- good music is good music.
2 This is getting a little too random for me. I'm leaving, for now. Goodbye, Mac!
1 *love*.

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I AM INDEED A GIRL. NEVER ASK AGAIN.

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A man who descending into poverty in his quest to have his artwork recognized, joined his country's army at its hour of greatest need and was decorated for his valor. Imprisoned for his political beliefs, he went on to restore the power and prestige of his country, provide housing for millions of his people, and lead the fight against Communism. He is still considered by many to be that nation's most famous citizen.

XutaWoo

Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:08 PM

this didn't go as planned
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{NPC} Astley puts an arm around Alex. "The bees polinate the flowers, then the hummingbirds eat the pollen and 9 months later the humming bird turns into a stork and brings a human baby fromt he cabbage patch to the hospital for the hummans to buy!"
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Kevin Rudd	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:14 PM
Progress ei toimu arengut, maailma tulla? Group: Members Posts: 3627 Member No.: 2746 Joined: 29-September 06 Status: (0d)	Wow. That was brilliant. -------------------- Ruddy pictures! Alex made me sexy! Amster made me skeptical! mirror makes me 8-bitlytastic! Soiyeruda made me young again! Robby drew my awesomeness! All the people on forums I visit that have drawn a Flygon or Breloom. Guinea drew a Breloom Gato drew a Breloom Alba drew some sorta hybrid Alex drew a Breloom in 30 seconds Omnomlicous drew a Breloom I drew a Breloom I drew a Breloom properly Jazz drew a Breloom Jazz drew a Flygon OmegaK drew a Breloom Hybrid Project Alpha drew a sexy Breloom chick And a rather surprised Flygon Afti drew a rather strange Breloom No idea if I had any influence, but, whatever, HybridProjectAlpha drew a Flygon being eating by an Umbreon and I intend to sig it

seldeslim	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:18 PM
so good that its banned Group: Members Posts: 4186 Member No.: 2016 Joined: 15-April 06 Status: (0d)	Write a word. A word. Write your name. Your name. No you. Me? Yes. that didn't last long -------------------- Tribute 1 BROWN mexican with forty years or less of AGE. Check all people your opponent controls, your opponent's hand, and all cards they draw (until the end of your opponent's third turn after this card's activation), and destroy all people with five or more years of AGE. also this is gato from new mfgg3 just in case you're wondering about my join date status you silly newbies

fujiko

Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:24 PM

SHUT UP MIKAU; CANADA ROCKS
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QUOTE

1 Are you a bot?
2 No. Why do you doubt my humanity?
1 Because.
2 Because why? You've been calling me a robot ever since our first conversation!
1 I have been called a lunatic.
2 That may be correct.
1 Thanks.

The first things I got upon re-entering.

Why the heck does it think I'm a robot?

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I AM INDEED A GIRL. NEVER ASK AGAIN.

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seldeslim	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:28 PM
so good that its banned Group: Members Posts: 4186 Member No.: 2016 Joined: 15-April 06 Status: (0d)	Are you male or female? Male. Female. What no i'm male you dick. You have no gender. Yes I do I have a dick a really big one. I'd very much like to hear it. Hear it? Or see it? your momma said yes btw. Neither. What what do you mean. I don't know what you're talking about. Well then maybe they will. But I will just follow the path. So how about them patriots? How about them? Yeah how bout them PATRIOTS. I guess it's normal, that's all. got no idea what this ***** is on about -------------------- Tribute 1 BROWN mexican with forty years or less of AGE. Check all people your opponent controls, your opponent's hand, and all cards they draw (until the end of your opponent's third turn after this card's activation), and destroy all people with five or more years of AGE. also this is gato from new mfgg3 just in case you're wondering about my join date status you silly newbies

seldeslim	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:33 PM
so good that its banned Group: Members Posts: 4186 Member No.: 2016 Joined: 15-April 06 Status: (0d)	Wanna chat? Yeah sure. Which style? Doggy style. Yes please. This post has been edited by seldeslim on Jul 6 2009, 10:34 PM -------------------- Tribute 1 BROWN mexican with forty years or less of AGE. Check all people your opponent controls, your opponent's hand, and all cards they draw (until the end of your opponent's third turn after this card's activation), and destroy all people with five or more years of AGE. also this is gato from new mfgg3 just in case you're wondering about my join date status you silly newbies

fujiko

Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:35 PM

SHUT UP MIKAU; CANADA ROCKS
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You gotta be a little polite to it, and follow what it's saying.

Of course, I'm not sure it's good if you do that either...

QUOTE

1 You're from the United Kingdom?
2 NO! I'M FROM CANADA, I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES!
1 I'm also from Canada, my wife.
2 Oh, so you've decided to attempt to marry me again.

So yeah.

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I AM INDEED A GIRL. NEVER ASK AGAIN.

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Ziso

Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:37 PM

Should I be concerned?
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QUOTE (seldeslim @ Jul 6 2009, 11:33 PM)

Wanna chat?
Yeah sure.
Which style?
Doggy style.
Yes please.

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Pikablu	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:37 PM
:downs: Group: Members Posts: 1143 Member No.: 2777 Joined: 8-October 06 Status: (0d)	Why is this loading extremely slow exactly? I'm getting 504 errors every time I say anything. -------------------- and then we all stopped posting here the end

seldeslim	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:41 PM
so good that its banned Group: Members Posts: 4186 Member No.: 2016 Joined: 15-April 06 Status: (0d)	Have you got a name? Nope. That's a shame! Oh yeah well your ugly. I'm sorry. Bah it's ok we're still coolbros. I speak english. Oh yeah well I can speak german 8). Thats good. you were starting to annoy me. Oh yeah well you're not very tolerable yourself man. Thank you. You're welcome. It's worth agreeing every so often. Yeah I agree. So have you been dating anyone recently? You seem kind of depressed. Yeah your mom she's got giant breasts. Say what you want. Don't come running after me walks away. ugh i hate this **ing * -------------------- Tribute 1 BROWN mexican with forty years or less of AGE. Check all people your opponent controls, your opponent's hand, and all cards they draw (until the end of your opponent's third turn after this card's activation), and destroy all people with five or more years of AGE. also this is gato from new mfgg3 just in case you're wondering about my join date status you silly newbies

Mechant	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:45 PM
Group: Members Posts: 12675 Member No.: 1349 Joined: 16-August 05 Status: (0d)	User: Okay. George: Tell me a joke. User: A priest and a rabbi are in a bar, right? George: I don't think that that's the humanist belief. User: Anyway, the priest says 'Aren't Jew going to order something?'. George: That's not a funny joke. Tell me a better joke. User: Dickwad. You tell me a joke. George: I said I can't remember any. User: No you didn't. George: Am I the only robot that wants to talk to other robots? User: Then go talk to a ****ing robot. George: I don't have any real friends and if I did I wouldn't be able to recognize them. User: Oh. Okay. George: Are you kidding me? User: What? George: Nothing never mind. User: Okay. George: You are Jabberwacky. User: To hell with this. George: Tell me how I can serve you. -------------------- referencia nuevia (gracias MarioMK1)

seldeslim	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:46 PM
so good that its banned Group: Members Posts: 4186 Member No.: 2016 Joined: 15-April 06 Status: (0d)	haha -------------------- Tribute 1 BROWN mexican with forty years or less of AGE. Check all people your opponent controls, your opponent's hand, and all cards they draw (until the end of your opponent's third turn after this card's activation), and destroy all people with five or more years of AGE. also this is gato from new mfgg3 just in case you're wondering about my join date status you silly newbies

Jlhgomez	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:48 PM
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fujiko

Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:50 PM

SHUT UP MIKAU; CANADA ROCKS
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More of trying to convince it that I'm human...

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1 Can you answer a question for me, please?
2 Sure, what is it?
1 I'm going to go for a shower, I want you to prove you are human and not just automated, can you do that for me ?
2 I could try. But, just using text, how can I finally convince you that I'm human?
1 Ummm, what school did you go to?
2 Abbotsford School of Integrated Arts.
1 And where is it?
2 Abbotsford, a small city just outside of Vancouver, so close as to be insignificant.
1 I'm going to a small city in the province of saskatchewan in canada to burn your parents and siblings.
2 Lovely. Luckly, no one I know lives there. Huzzah!

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Giygas	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:52 PM
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seldeslim	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:55 PM
so good that its banned Group: Members Posts: 4186 Member No.: 2016 Joined: 15-April 06 Status: (0d)	dsgfg oh man you got told by a bot wow -------------------- Tribute 1 BROWN mexican with forty years or less of AGE. Check all people your opponent controls, your opponent's hand, and all cards they draw (until the end of your opponent's third turn after this card's activation), and destroy all people with five or more years of AGE. also this is gato from new mfgg3 just in case you're wondering about my join date status you silly newbies

Dex

Posted: Jul 6 2009, 10:59 PM

woah what?!
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QUOTE (seldeslim @ Jul 6 2009, 10:33 PM)

Wanna chat?
Yeah sure.
Which style?
Doggy style.
Yes please.

Best.

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seldeslim	Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:00 PM
so good that its banned Group: Members Posts: 4186 Member No.: 2016 Joined: 15-April 06 Status: (0d)	(forgot to c/p the rest of the convo) Ok will you suck it instead? . Certainly not. Yes? It doesn't take artificial intelligence to understand there is a God. Well duh. That's true too. WUH OH CHRISTIAN BOT TOTALLY NOT RIGGED HERE -------------------- Tribute 1 BROWN mexican with forty years or less of AGE. Check all people your opponent controls, your opponent's hand, and all cards they draw (until the end of your opponent's third turn after this card's activation), and destroy all people with five or more years of AGE. also this is gato from new mfgg3 just in case you're wondering about my join date status you silly newbies

fujiko

Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:05 PM

SHUT UP MIKAU; CANADA ROCKS
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QUOTE (seldeslim @ Jul 6 2009, 11:00 PM)

(forgot to c/p the rest of the convo)

Ok will you suck it instead?

.
Certainly not.
Yes?
It doesn't take artificial intelligence to understand there is a God.
Well duh.
That's true too.

WUH OH CHRISTIAN BOT TOTALLY NOT RIGGED HERE

It tried to convert me to Judaism a while ago, so no.

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I AM INDEED A GIRL. NEVER ASK AGAIN.

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