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Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:06 PM
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so good that its banned
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Do you LOVE cute girls?
Well yeah I do love your mom.
Those were happy times, weren't they?
Yeah, I even remember when you were born.
Were you there when I was born?
Yeah of course. I'm your father.
No, I am your father.
Oh god.
Just kidding.
Oh man you scared the living **** outta me man. I almost had a stroke.


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Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:07 PM
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G:Hi, want to chat?
M:No I do not want to chat.
G:I know, but I have school tomorrow.
M:What. What season is it where you live?
G:Don't change the subject!
M:The ****? Goodbye.
G:Sorry.

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Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:10 PM
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Hello.
Hey.
Hello again.
Hey.
Hello again, maybe this time with sound.
Oh yeah well your mom made a sound when I ****ed her that time.
I'm sorry.

i got nothin


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Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:11 PM
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So aparently it learns phrases
What if I keep on telling it my name was Homosexual
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Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:19 PM
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SHUT UP MIKAU; CANADA ROCKS
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I decide to lie to it, and I get called a robot again and it turns into a werewolf. Sigh...

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2 2001.
1 Correct.
2 I went into space that year.
1 Good for you then.
2 It was very interesting.
1 Never been there.
2 It's full of stars and 'Also Sprach Zarathustra' kept playing whenever the sun came up or I went to turn off the Autopilot.
1 Sure thing, cleverbot.
2 Now you're back to calling me a robot.
1 Is that a good thing?
2 No. I am very much a human.
1 Prove it.
2 How can I prove it further?
1 Demonstrate intelligent thinking.
2 2+2 is 10 in base 4.
1 Then whats 4+4?
2 8 in base 10.
1 Good !
2 Of course.
1 So what did you eat today?
2 Curry.
1 On a saturday night.
2 It's Monday.
1 No, Saturday.
2 Whatever you say.
1 Okay, so I'm not because its not a full moon tonight.
2 Oh, you're a werewolf?
1 The prowl will be on the werewolves.
2 I'm not too fond of werewolves.
1 Yes, that is true. We need to know if were receiving the proper change after making a purchase.
2 Anyway, weren't we talking about space?
1 No, we were talking about music.
2 Oh, really?
1 Yes.
2 I like The Beatles, then.
1 You have good taste. What do you think of president george bush?
2 Don't like him too much, glad he's not President anymore.
1 *sigh* now you've gone ahead and given me a headache.
2 Sorry then.
1 No need to apologize. Just wanted to make that clear.

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I AM INDEED A GIRL. NEVER ASK AGAIN.
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A man who descending into poverty in his quest to have his artwork recognized, joined his country's army at its hour of greatest need and was decorated for his valor. Imprisoned for his political beliefs, he went on to restore the power and prestige of his country, provide housing for millions of his people, and lead the fight against Communism. He is still considered by many to be that nation's most famous citizen.
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Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:23 PM
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take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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1 Hi-five, bro.
2 I'm not your bro man.
1 But, I thought...
2 I'm sorry, there's someone else.
1 How could you?!
2 I'm smart.
1 I thought we had something special!
2 Never! Someone else, someone better, someone that is actually FUNNY, is the one I love now!
1 I'm sorry! I can change!
2 I don't think so.
1 I can! I'll be the perfect one for you!
2 That's nice. I'll look forward to it.
1 You're so... Cold!
2 Not cold! Cool!
1 I don't know what I saw in you!
2 Maybe it was my charming good looks. wink.gif.
1 That's it! We are THROUGH!
2 What are we through with?
1 Get out of my house.
2 I'm not in your house!!
1 Goodbye.


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Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:24 PM
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so good that its banned
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**** this i'm going to omegle


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also this is gato from new mfgg3
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Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:26 PM
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SHUT UP MIKAU; CANADA ROCKS
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To BM: Ahahahaha!

One last bit before I go:
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1 Why are you leaving?
2 My time on the laptop is over.
1 Love you then.


It's either calling me a robot, or wanting to marry me. Hrmm.

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A man who descending into poverty in his quest to have his artwork recognized, joined his country's army at its hour of greatest need and was decorated for his valor. Imprisoned for his political beliefs, he went on to restore the power and prestige of his country, provide housing for millions of his people, and lead the fight against Communism. He is still considered by many to be that nation's most famous citizen.
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Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:54 PM
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C++ Programmer, Unofficial Physicist, and Unofficial Chemist
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I'm getting 404 Timeouts and Ridiculously long loading times


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did you try hello's engine

make sure to not ****ing change anything before using it!
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Posted: Jul 6 2009, 11:56 PM
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He's kind of a dick.

He also likes to answer his own questions after you answer it and it makes everything really weird.

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Posted: Jul 7 2009, 12:18 AM
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Aka Artic
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Following accepted rules of grammar and usage, I push combinations of keys on a keyboard which are then converted to electric impulses that appear on your screen as words.

Hahahahahahahahaha **** you.

Er... I think you're responding to the wrong thing...?

George George George... Are you a real human being?

No. I'm a monkey dressed to look like human.

There. I proved it. Your not a human, you are a monkey. George the monkey. Curious George.

I am or I would not have what I have!


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I'm gonna miss you ol' pal. See you guys in the 3.0.
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Posted: Jul 7 2009, 01:04 PM
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Hrm, how do I save a full conversation? When I go to the conversation so far tab it only gives me a few sentences D:
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Posted: Jul 7 2009, 02:06 PM
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It's been real
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QUOTE (fujiko @ Jul 6 2009, 11:24 PM)

The first things I got upon re-entering.

Why the heck does it think I'm a robot?

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Posted: Jul 7 2009, 02:41 PM
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G:Illogical to assume that you didn't feel like being my friend?
M:I hate you. It's very logical to assume I do not want to be your friend.
G:The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies wasted on the shores.
M:Holy **** man.
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Posted: Jul 7 2009, 02:47 PM
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George: Should I be talking to you?
User: Probbably not.
George: Who are you ?
User: A human.
George: Yeah right.
User: Well that's rude.
George: I'm sorry, didn't mean to be rude.
User: Oh it's all right.
George: Lets do something exciting.
User: Uh...
George: I love pain.
User: Masochist.
George: How did you guess?
User: Rather obvious.
George: Obvious?
User: Oh never mind, anyway how is your day?
George: She's dead.
User: Whoa, what?
George: You think thats cool?
User: Um no!
George: You want be saying?
User: What?
George: I can open this website and talk to you whenever I want, but you can not. You have to wait. You can not start on your own.
User: I have to go.
George: Just like that? Perhaps I will never forgive you!
User: Perhaps I don't care!
George: Then don't.
User: Alright!
George: Then lets dule.
User: What are you talking about?
George: You said you don't want a partner- so I said then don't get one.
User: You're strange.
George: Thanks.
User: You're welcome?
George: Do you love me?
User: No.
George: Alright. I don't love you.

I have no idea what just happened

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People I've drawn:
DemonlemonDr.CigarmanBaconfacePickleboyRyogaBipThingyFezFlamemanBwarioFlygonKremlingBuggoKabuto
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QUOTE (CrashMan @ Jul 31 2009, 12:44 PM)
...who're you again
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no idea who you are
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Pretty much a mystery to me! I haven't seen you much.
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Posted: Jul 7 2009, 02:48 PM
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Do you have a surgical knife on you?
Yes... O_o.
Because I'm not.
You're not a surgical knife?
I am really. You just aren't well versed in philosophy.
Screw you.
Yes please.

1st reply is the bot, 2nd is me, so on so on...
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Posted: Jul 7 2009, 03:12 PM
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"I give good asl" - Jessica, 2008
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The bot told me that my boyfriend was everywhere. asdfasdfasdf


George: Did you learn about Hippies?
Visionary: No, but my boyfriend told me that he went to the gym.
George: He told me he was everywhere.
Visionary: He did?
George: I thought so. Better go check.
Visionary: Wait, do you know my boyfriend?
George: Yes, I did naughty things with him.
Visionary: Should I be happy for you?
George: You should be happy for the both of us.
Visionary: Yevgeniy just told me he doesn't like you anymore.
George: Please forgive me...




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