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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 03:03 PM
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You: im gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hay
You: im gay
Stranger: ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: im gay
Stranger: haha
You: im gay
Stranger: me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: im gay
Stranger: how nice
You: yeppers
You: r u gay
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Stranger: Hey !
You: im gay
Stranger: Im not =/
You have disconnected.

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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 03:05 PM
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It's great, if you want someone to disconnect IMMEDIATELY, just use Japanese.
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 03:06 PM
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so good that its banned
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yeah you're gonna get that alot


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The Pyro
Posted: Jul 11 2009, 03:07 PM
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Stranger: hey asl?
You: 御主人ーさま♥
Stranger: kisu shiyou ka?
You: 人ー主さま御
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didnt work

I didnt have any other japanese symbols

You: im gay
Stranger: you prick
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sdsfda

You: im gay
Stranger: it's okay to be gay
Stranger: totally
You: yeppers
You: so
You: how bout them bears
Stranger: have u seen bear force one in youtube
You: no
You: AND I NEVER WILL
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 03:15 PM
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Who wants a body massage?
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You: Хелло.
You: До ёу спеак руссиан?
Stranger: so true!
Stranger: i couldnt agree more
You: И доньт спеак енглиш.
Stranger: i dont speak tsjechisch
You: И спеак руссиан.
You: Гоодбые.
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 03:18 PM
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:downs:
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**** every time i do omegle chats all i have is , or .
which makes people disconnect immediately which is boring


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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 03:19 PM
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remember, cappy loves you.
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QUOTE (TurboMan @ Jul 11 2009, 02:36 PM)
IN THIS TOPIC

oh


I thought it meant I'd Tap That.


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Bootylicious even.
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nightwheel
Posted: Jul 11 2009, 03:25 PM
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The one they call CHUCK NORRIS!!!
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QUOTE (cappy @ Jul 11 2009, 02:19 PM)
oh


I thought it meant I'd Tap That.


sorry, thx

I thought it ment like ITT Tech'ish


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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 03:25 PM
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The one they call CHUCK NORRIS!!!
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You: Are you my daddie?
Stranger: Are you raptor jesus?
You: you answer my question and I'll answer yours
Stranger: You don't understand
Stranger: Just answer
Stranger: Are you raptor jesus?
Stranger: Then you will have the answer
You: YES I"M RAPTOR JESUS
Stranger: There you go, yes I'm your daddy
Stranger: How are you doing son?
You: fine
Stranger: I've seen you've been trolling the internets for quite some time, my child.
Stranger: Why is this?
You: I've seen the same from you dad
You: for ****s and giggles
Stranger: Well, there you have my answer boy
Stranger: And for justice as well
You: thank you
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 03:40 PM
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lol Croshi you copied my "Goshujin-sama"
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 03:46 PM
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Stranger: I love you
You: no
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi there
You: Are you an insect, arachnid, or any other arthropod?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: caaaaaaaaaarl?
You: SHHHHHHHHH YOU'LL WAKE THE OOMOO
Stranger: what i ve got enough with the omosy and lalas
You: THE OOMOO HAS AWOKEN
You: RUUUUUN
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: heyy
You: CTHULHU
Stranger: how are youu
You: I AM CTHULHU
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Stranger: hi
You: im batman
You: my gender is batman
Stranger: oh. i use the kryptonite
You: i live in batmanland
You: and i am batman years old
You: i protect the streets of gotham
Stranger: i use the kyrptonite
You: im batbat
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 04:09 PM
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You: sup
Stranger: DYLAN?
Stranger: ARE YOU DANISH?
You: nope
Stranger: I'm looking for two things.
Stranger: Dylan and a Danish person
Stranger: Also Estonians love blood. Discuss.
You: well i supose i am a danish person
You: i am a person made out of danishes, if that counts
You: it's very hard to type when your hands are pastries
Stranger: It doesn't. Danishes are Austrian.
Stranger: So you're an Austrian.
You: sure
You: let's go with that
Stranger: They are!
Stranger: You eejit!
Stranger: You moist pastry.
Stranger: Are you Josef Fritzl.
You: I will foil your dastardly *******ly plan to take over Danish/Austrialand!
Stranger: *******ly, that's a good word.
Stranger: I'll add that to my phrasebook.
Stranger: Which I will force every child to learn when I take over Danish/Austrialand.
You: Phrasebook is a good word too
Stranger: It's going to be a bright future.
Stranger: Just you wait, Man Made of Danishes.
You: You *******! Forcing our children to read!
Stranger: I know, the cruelty train never stops a-chugging.
Stranger: Is there jam all over you keyboard.
You: Oh, so now you're using train metaphors, eh?
You: Well, two can play at that game!
You: But I don't know who'll play with you because I don't know how
Stranger: I bet Dylan will, he loves train.
Stranger: You must be very sticky.
You: I am.
Stranger: Being made of Danishes and all.
You: It's actually not so bad.
You: I mean, I never go hungry.
Stranger: Well, Danishes don't have internal organs, so, I'd be surprised if you did.
You: I do, as a matter of fact
You: I stole them from Billy Mays's grave
Stranger: So now you're a thief?
You: Too soon?
Stranger: That's not very Austrian of you.
Stranger: Well, they're fresh.
You: What would be an Austrian thing of me?
You: Hehe..."thing"
Stranger: To dance in fields of sunflowers.
Stranger: That is extremely Austrian.
Stranger: Dylan is well offended, by the way.
Stranger: So, what do you do when you walk down the street?
Stranger: Do small children come and nibble on your sticky Austrian Danish fingers?
You: Well, they would, but my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Stranger: Man Made of Danishes, you just get better and better.
You: Well, I try.
Stranger: Well, I'm off in search for Dylan.
You: Ok, see ya.
Stranger: Tarrah.

This is probably my favorite one that I've had so far.
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 04:51 PM
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hurr hurr freakin hurr
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Stranger: Hello there
You: TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR, TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 04:53 PM
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You: I'm looking for my soul mate
You: are you my soul mate?
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 04:58 PM
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You: But yeah I'm bored
You: I JUST LOVE REPEATING LYRICS TO STRANGERS
Stranger: do something illegal
Stranger: it's nice
You: I was about to jump off a building
Stranger: i love when strangers repeat lyrics to me
You: The law against it is death
You: Should I do it
Stranger: hey, yeah, i've been there and done that
Stranger: its boring
Stranger: no point in that
You: Aw I was getting ready and everything
Stranger: it might be your salvation though..
You: Hmmm I'll give it a go
You: brb
Stranger: yeah you go
Stranger: like a bird
Stranger: without wings
You: Okay back
You: that was boring
You: No money or reward whatsoever
You: Sucks
Stranger: hey, money is evil anyway
Stranger: capitalism sucks
You: But having money is illegal
You: Should I get some
Stranger: it is illegal?
You: Law says it's bad unless you give him some
You: That Law, always a little greedy hog
Stranger: yeah, in a top hat, like a capitalist shmuck
You: So anyways
You: I was going to steal some money from a Bank
Stranger: that's brilliant
Stranger: you could get it faster from tourists
Stranger: what do you need money for anyway?
You: Okay I'll get tourists to steal from a bank
You: Thanks
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what do you do with the money
You: Look cool and wear sunglasses
Stranger: you don't need money, you need to abolish boring everyday life
Stranger: haha
You: That is what you do when you have money right
Stranger: erm,. don't know, never had a cent
You: Hmmmm
Stranger: do what your TV tells you
You: I guess this is it then, Master
You: I must trend these grounds unknown
Stranger: yeye, a leap of faith into the corporate bull****
Stranger: if you survive you get a trip with lady gaga to hell
You: Hey deja vu another leap off a high note
You: It better not be as boring though
Stranger: oh it wont be
You: Ok cool
You: brb
You: again
You: Okay back
Stranger: how was it
You: I did what the box said
You: and I bought a car with a brand new dealership
Stranger: that's great
Stranger: now you need to get a new house too, and some trendy nike shoes and an empty smile
You: Sweet
You: Also, HI ITS VINCE WITH SHAMWOW YOUR GOING TO SAYING WOW EVERYTIME YOU USE THIS
You: I got some of those too
Stranger: spray it on your face, on your cat, on your walls and rub untill everything burns with the flame of the eternal dollar
Stranger: they're cool
Stranger: so, when's the revolution coming?
You: Doing great
You: tourists are doing everything
You: driving people to insanity
You: Giving others money
You: The works
Stranger: moving fast from town to town from country to country to take pictures fast and then RUN to the bus, to the aeroplane, and then get home and put the pictures into an album that smells of emptiness and go on another one yes till infinity
Stranger: talking about life in present day society is like talking about rope in a hanged man's house
Stranger: i lack the motivation
You: Also those highlights about how people are really doing things and they keep forgetting vital info
You: Man taking control is easy
Stranger: everything is lame
Stranger: i'm going to name my cat lamer
You: Yeah this sucks I'm going to jump off that building again
Stranger: oh yeah?
Stranger: you should try drowning
You: Actually
Stranger: or go into a nazi camp with a communist flag wrapped arond your head
You: I'll just attach myself to a rocket
You: go into orbit
You: make headlines
Stranger: that wont work
Stranger: just go somewhere and say you are jesus and jackson and santa reincarnated in one person
You: What should I bring to prove it
Stranger: a bible
Stranger: it's all there
Stranger: tell them to trust their gut
Stranger: if they trust their gut then there are no wrong anwsers
You: Okay
You: If they follow their beliefs they will rewarded once they aren't there anymore
You: Gotcha
Stranger: smells of money
Stranger: good plan
You: Oh and pretend stuff too
You: Like how things actually work
You: Money is made of happiness
You: like that
Stranger: i'm going to use that as my new slogan from now on
You: Thank you, Master
You: You have taught me so much
Stranger: everyone equal in my anarcho-syndicate
You: And now I must spread the word
Stranger: damn it, cell phone, Nietzsche is calling me
You: Let us end this conversation in a good fashion
Stranger: sure
You: Um
You: God is watching you, Money is great, and People are the best species ever
You: How's that
Stranger: yes, and never leave your TV
You: Yeah, that'll bring you happiness
You: Alright
You: Farewell
Stranger: au revoir




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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 05:32 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: You like ****?
You: yeah
You: im gay
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 05:37 PM
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im yuri im gay


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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: im gay
Stranger: i'm masturbating
You: im gay
Stranger: ok
You: im gay
Stranger: good
You: im gay
Stranger: alright
You: im gay
You: im gay
Stranger: you're gay
You: im gay
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 05:47 PM
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Gasoline man > Everything
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I propose a competition: Who can get their 'conversational partner' to leave in the least amount of letters.


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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 05:55 PM
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QUOTE (Joe Inky @ Jul 11 2009, 06:47 PM)
I propose a competition: Who can get their 'conversational partner' to leave in the least amount of letters.

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: zzz
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 05:57 PM
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Don't die, Yugi.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: pip pip
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


do I win

edit: dang

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