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| QUOTE | You: sup Stranger: DYLAN? Stranger: ARE YOU DANISH? You: nope Stranger: I'm looking for two things. Stranger: Dylan and a Danish person Stranger: Also Estonians love blood. Discuss. You: well i supose i am a danish person You: i am a person made out of danishes, if that counts You: it's very hard to type when your hands are pastries Stranger: It doesn't. Danishes are Austrian. Stranger: So you're an Austrian. You: sure You: let's go with that Stranger: They are! Stranger: You eejit! Stranger: You moist pastry. Stranger: Are you Josef Fritzl. You: I will foil your dastardly *******ly plan to take over Danish/Austrialand! Stranger: *******ly, that's a good word. Stranger: I'll add that to my phrasebook. Stranger: Which I will force every child to learn when I take over Danish/Austrialand. You: Phrasebook is a good word too Stranger: It's going to be a bright future. Stranger: Just you wait, Man Made of Danishes. You: You *******! Forcing our children to read! Stranger: I know, the cruelty train never stops a-chugging. Stranger: Is there jam all over you keyboard. You: Oh, so now you're using train metaphors, eh? You: Well, two can play at that game! You: But I don't know who'll play with you because I don't know how Stranger: I bet Dylan will, he loves train. Stranger: You must be very sticky. You: I am. Stranger: Being made of Danishes and all. You: It's actually not so bad. You: I mean, I never go hungry. Stranger: Well, Danishes don't have internal organs, so, I'd be surprised if you did. You: I do, as a matter of fact You: I stole them from Billy Mays's grave Stranger: So now you're a thief? You: Too soon? Stranger: That's not very Austrian of you. Stranger: Well, they're fresh. You: What would be an Austrian thing of me? You: Hehe..."thing" Stranger: To dance in fields of sunflowers. Stranger: That is extremely Austrian. Stranger: Dylan is well offended, by the way. Stranger: So, what do you do when you walk down the street? Stranger: Do small children come and nibble on your sticky Austrian Danish fingers? You: Well, they would, but my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. Stranger: Man Made of Danishes, you just get better and better. You: Well, I try. Stranger: Well, I'm off in search for Dylan. You: Ok, see ya. Stranger: Tarrah. |
This is probably my favorite one that I've had so far.
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| QUOTE | You: But yeah I'm bored You: I JUST LOVE REPEATING LYRICS TO STRANGERS Stranger: do something illegal Stranger: it's nice You: I was about to jump off a building Stranger: i love when strangers repeat lyrics to me You: The law against it is death You: Should I do it Stranger: hey, yeah, i've been there and done that Stranger: its boring Stranger: no point in that You: Aw I was getting ready and everything Stranger: it might be your salvation though.. You: Hmmm I'll give it a go You: brb Stranger: yeah you go Stranger: like a bird Stranger: without wings You: Okay back You: that was boring You: No money or reward whatsoever You: Sucks Stranger: hey, money is evil anyway Stranger: capitalism sucks You: But having money is illegal You: Should I get some Stranger: it is illegal? You: Law says it's bad unless you give him some You: That Law, always a little greedy hog Stranger: yeah, in a top hat, like a capitalist shmuck You: So anyways You: I was going to steal some money from a Bank Stranger: that's brilliant Stranger: you could get it faster from tourists Stranger: what do you need money for anyway? You: Okay I'll get tourists to steal from a bank You: Thanks Stranger: haha Stranger: what do you do with the money You: Look cool and wear sunglasses Stranger: you don't need money, you need to abolish boring everyday life Stranger: haha You: That is what you do when you have money right Stranger: erm,. don't know, never had a cent You: Hmmmm Stranger: do what your TV tells you You: I guess this is it then, Master You: I must trend these grounds unknown Stranger: yeye, a leap of faith into the corporate bull**** Stranger: if you survive you get a trip with lady gaga to hell You: Hey deja vu another leap off a high note You: It better not be as boring though Stranger: oh it wont be You: Ok cool You: brb You: again You: Okay back Stranger: how was it You: I did what the box said You: and I bought a car with a brand new dealership Stranger: that's great Stranger: now you need to get a new house too, and some trendy nike shoes and an empty smile You: Sweet You: Also, HI ITS VINCE WITH SHAMWOW YOUR GOING TO SAYING WOW EVERYTIME YOU USE THIS You: I got some of those too Stranger: spray it on your face, on your cat, on your walls and rub untill everything burns with the flame of the eternal dollar Stranger: they're cool Stranger: so, when's the revolution coming? You: Doing great You: tourists are doing everything You: driving people to insanity You: Giving others money You: The works Stranger: moving fast from town to town from country to country to take pictures fast and then RUN to the bus, to the aeroplane, and then get home and put the pictures into an album that smells of emptiness and go on another one yes till infinity Stranger: talking about life in present day society is like talking about rope in a hanged man's house Stranger: i lack the motivation You: Also those highlights about how people are really doing things and they keep forgetting vital info You: Man taking control is easy Stranger: everything is lame Stranger: i'm going to name my cat lamer You: Yeah this sucks I'm going to jump off that building again Stranger: oh yeah? Stranger: you should try drowning You: Actually Stranger: or go into a nazi camp with a communist flag wrapped arond your head You: I'll just attach myself to a rocket You: go into orbit You: make headlines Stranger: that wont work Stranger: just go somewhere and say you are jesus and jackson and santa reincarnated in one person You: What should I bring to prove it Stranger: a bible Stranger: it's all there Stranger: tell them to trust their gut Stranger: if they trust their gut then there are no wrong anwsers You: Okay You: If they follow their beliefs they will rewarded once they aren't there anymore You: Gotcha Stranger: smells of money Stranger: good plan You: Oh and pretend stuff too You: Like how things actually work You: Money is made of happiness You: like that Stranger: i'm going to use that as my new slogan from now on You: Thank you, Master You: You have taught me so much Stranger: everyone equal in my anarcho-syndicate You: And now I must spread the word Stranger: damn it, cell phone, Nietzsche is calling me You: Let us end this conversation in a good fashion Stranger: sure You: Um You: God is watching you, Money is great, and People are the best species ever You: How's that Stranger: yes, and never leave your TV You: Yeah, that'll bring you happiness You: Alright You: Farewell Stranger: au revoir |
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