ITT: Omegle Chats

You: 'Lo
Stranger: hello
You: How's things?
Stranger: im michael jackson
You: are you a zombie
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hsauhsua
Stranger: im gustavo
You: are you a zombie still
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Pennsylvania
You: I'm just wondering because
You: there's an infestation of zombies here

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Stranger: hi
You: QUICK
You: DO IT
Stranger: ok i have
Stranger: its done
You: DON'T YOU **** AROUND WITH ME
You: JUST DO IT
Stranger: ok
You: IS IT DONE?
Stranger: i have
You: WHAT IS IT THEN?
Stranger: e u deaf
Stranger: or just ****in stupid
You: I KNEW IT
You: DO IT ALREADY
You: ****
Stranger: haha u should know
You: I'M TIRED OF THIS ****
You: JUST DO IT
Stranger: ok do this
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Stranger: *****
You: im 12 years old and what is this?
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where from
You: Alabama US
Stranger: m f?
You: Male
Stranger: cool
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Stranger: did u cross the border?
Stranger: to get to mexico
You: no
Stranger: oh i did that then i got shot at
Stranger: ok i must go peel irish potatos to ffeed my famly of 17
You: sure
You: bye
Stranger: good bye for now

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You: Bien venue
Stranger: pSSSSSDIGM
Stranger: erm.
You: ... What?
Stranger: sorry, fell on my keyboard.
You: Okay
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I have a great one, but I'm afraid to post it on the account it's a tad explicit. Should I?

There's not much in there that you wouldn't find on MFGG already.

we've probably seen worse

is it as bad as this

You: are you a guy?
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm a girl
You: [omitted]
You: whatcha wanna talk about, stud
Stranger: i dunno u choose
You: hmmm
You: are you a virgin?
Stranger: well ?
Stranger: age btw ?
Stranger: Noo and u
You: 23
You: you? ;D
You: also no I'm very experienced
Stranger: 19
Stranger:
You: mmm
Stranger: i'm not
You: I like younger guys
You: pics?
Stranger: not on the web
Stranger: and u
You: mmmm nope
You: [omitted]
Stranger: tell me how you look like then
Stranger: yeah sure
You: greens eyes, blond hair
Stranger: nice
Stranger: and body?
You: sexy
You: also
Stranger: [omitted]
Stranger:
You: [omitted]
You: also I'm a guy you perverted ******
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I can't tell with the [omitted]s, so I guess I will post (and censor) it. Please hold.

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HI
You: MJ!
Stranger:
Stranger: He's my favorite!!!!!
Stranger: :3
You: Shame he died
Stranger: ='(
Stranger: I know
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By popular demand, here it is. I've censored the naughty stuff with spoilers. If the mods decide it's too much, I'll bleep them out completely.

SUCCESS

Pear: That was awkward to read .-.

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Stranger: hey
You: greetings
Stranger: im a lesbian
You: awesome! I'm a gay
You: let's be friends
Stranger: **** no,
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Edit:

This post has been edited by PMXD on Jul 11 2009, 11:33 PM

If you're an Atheist or not a Christian, you probably won't like this.

Spoilers:

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: HEY You: Hey! :) Stranger: You are nice Stranger: I like nice people Stranger: Where are you from? You: How so? :) You: Are you here for a reason? :p Stranger: I really like your smiles Stranger: They make me feel special Stranger: They make me feel Stranger: H A R D You: The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body...Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never! Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one with her in body? For it is said 'the two will become one flesh' [I Corinthians 6:13-16] Stranger: Wait Stranger: I really want to become Christian Stranger: Seriously Stranger: Can you tell me more? Stranger: I"m sick of all this perverse **** You: Wow You: I'm finally reaching to someone Stranger: :D You: Oh wow You: Alright lets begin Stranger: I want to be saved!! Stranger: I do have to say Stranger: I'm kind of scared Stranger: My family is scientologist and I don't know what they'd think if i stopped Stranger: It just seems so strange to me You: Do not be scared of the Holy Lord Stranger: But I don't know anything else You: If you follow the Lord, and let him take care of your problem with your family, he will do so. Stranger: Ok great Stranger: What should I do? You: See, he does not want us to feel too proud to take care of our problems ourselves. You should have faith in the Lord, and let him guide you Stranger: :( Stranger: Is it true I need a bible? Stranger: I'm really poor You: A Bible is not required, but it can help You: it is real easy to find videos and scriptures online You: :) Stranger: Can you give me a link please!!! I'm really exicted Stranger: i didn't know its online! You: I will help, give me a moment :D You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEgp2_Rcc80 This video is the beginning of the Bible in the Old Testimate, Genesis Chapter 1 You: In case there is fear the video is a fake and possibly a "Rick Roll," search up "Genesis Creation of the world Chapter 1" Stranger: Wow this is great Stranger: I have a few questions Stranger: Which denomination sohould i be? Stranger: ALso I'm still unclear Stranger: Is Jesus a zombie? like i dont get that You: Jesus is The Lord, and the Holy Ghost You: But he is also the Son of God, and was sent to Earth to forgive us for all of our sins Stranger: Oh like the one in my attic? i thought that ghosts were just kdi stuff right? Stranger: Wait please expalin You: Well not quite Stranger: i'm confused i'm confused :( You: the Holy Ghost is the spirit of God You: he is not a normal ghost like on Earth Stranger: oh ok i got this Stranger: and whats up with jesus? You: You see there is basically the Trinity Stranger: coming back from the dead? Stranger: Oh yeah trinity college Stranger: is that where god is? You: God the Father You: God the Son Stranger: OH and the ghost? You: and yes, then the Holy Ghost You: :) Stranger: YAY great i'm getting in i'm getting it You: God is not in a college Stranger: OH You: he is in Heaven Stranger: wait waht? You: and in our hearts You: he is also everywhere You: and he is always with you Stranger: are our hearts heaven? You: Heaven is hard to explain Stranger: wait i have more questions Stranger: in school Stranger: they teach us this really weird "theory" Stranger: evolution? Stranger: whats the deal with evolution? Stranger: are we really from monkeys? You: Evolution is the Scientific belief that everything came from something else You: we did not You: We, humans, came from Adam and Eve You: Most scientists do not even believe in the word of God Stranger: Was eve hot? Stranger: Or did adam have to compromise? You: It's easy to beleive she was not hot You: Eve like a proper woman You: was beautiful You: and Adam Stranger: Wait You: like a proper man Stranger: i'm a woman Stranger: and i'm not beautiful You: was handsome Stranger: am i proper? Stranger: :( :( :( Stranger: does god love me You: Yes Stranger: and my saggy face? You: God loves everyone Stranger: OK YAY! You: and beauty is truely inside Stranger: what about ***s? You: You see our human bodies Stranger: i've read signs Stranger: that says god hates ***s You: Are nothing more than tents for our spirits You: God has entire mansions promised for our spirits You: But if we don't follow him and his word You: Our souls will burn for eternity in hell Stranger: O _ O OH NO You: Which does not even deserve to be capitalized Stranger: how long is this eternity? Stranger: is this e-trinity? Stranger: something on line? You: This eternity.. will be forever Stranger: OH MY You: Souls CRY for the mercy of God in hell Stranger: :( :( :( that's so sad You: and he can't help them Stranger: their eyes must be so dry Stranger: crying Stranger: forever Stranger: :( You: all he can say is "Now you believe?" basically Stranger: SO HOW CAN I AVOID THIS!? I NEED TO AVOID THIS :( :( Stranger: wait Stranger: which denomination should i be!! You: and all of their torture will be based on their sins, forever Stranger: which one is right? Stranger: i'm so scared Stranger: TORTURE? You: Yes torture Stranger: So it'll be ok if i drop my soap in heaven, but not in hell? You: For example, a woman was a prostitute, and when she died, she was raped by a spiked snake inside out in the flames of hell for eternity You: It would never stop as she cries mercy to the Holy Lord for all time Stranger: she was RAPED by a SPIKED SNAKE?!??! Stranger: DID THIS COME FROM JAPAN? You: Not at all You: it's from the Devil and his torture of hell Stranger: Oh phew, i am going to japan Stranger: OK Stranger: so which denomination? You: Well Stranger: i've heard a lot about this Stranger: does it matter whether i choose dimes over quarters? You: Christian is the way to go Stranger: But there are many types :( :( Stranger: church of latter day saints? You: Well I am a general Christian Stranger: catholic? You: but my Church is not a specific category to say You: We're just a general Christian church Stranger: nondemonational? You: To say somewhat You: Christian denominations are not too important in my view Stranger: wait wait Stranger: quick quesiton You: as in the end, we still worship the Holy Lord Stranger: i watched brüno yesterday Stranger: will i go to hell? You: Of course not. Stranger: YAY :D :D :D :D: You: You watched sin, and experienced it, but God can forgive You: That's the very reason why Jesus died on the cross for our sins Stranger: I'm just curious, are you from the south? Stranger: I'm from New York City Stranger: but i just moved to vegas Stranger: i'm a janitor at the casinos Stranger: :/ Stranger: is that ok? You: Well yes I am :) You: It is ok You: as long as you do not partake in the sin of gambling Stranger: Wait wait wait Stranger: But i heard Stranger: that the apostles Stranger: cast lots You: I'd still say that's a pretty sinful area Stranger: isn't that gambling? You: cast lots? Stranger: wait Stranger: wait Stranger: can i get something off my chest You: Yes you may Stranger: i am liberal Stranger: i'm the grandson of a pastor Stranger: my mom teaches religious history Stranger: BUT GUESS WHAT Stranger: I AM A LIBERAL ATHEIST Stranger: what should i do You: I thought you said you were a woman o_O Stranger: well Stranger: i kind of changed :/ Stranger: i wasn't really happy who i was Stranger: my family doesn't know yet You: You had a sex change? Stranger: will god still love me? Stranger: i'm ashamed You: God will still love you You: But leave Vegas Stranger: ok Stranger: would god still love me if i killed someone? not that i have You: He can forgive you Stranger: would god still love me if i punched that hooker in the face? You: You see, these questions you ask You: You are acting as if Sins are on greater levels You: But God views one sin the same as the next Stranger: Who is Sins? You: A sin is not a person You: it is an unchristian act Stranger: oh ok got that Stranger: serious question You: Like having sex before marrige Stranger: OH NO NEVER Stranger: serious question though Stranger: i went to a museum Stranger: and Stranger: i saw real dinosaur bones Stranger: i mean, real Stranger: so Stranger: did jesus put them under ground? Stranger: or did noah leave them off the arc? You: It is unknown as to what happened You: God created Adam and Eve, but Stranger: Ok, cool Stranger: REALLY COOL Stranger: JESUS LOVES DINOSAURS <3 <3 <3 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Preaching was fun.

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Stranger: Why haven't we had sex yet?
You: Because we just met
You: But the no sex part can be arranged
Stranger: goood good
You: But first, are you a zombie? I've seen too many lately.
Stranger: no
You: Okay, because I AM
You: MUAAAARGGGGGGGGGGRRRAAAAAAAAGH
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My best Omegle convo yet.

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You: hey
Stranger: ***** SEX ******!
You: wait, you're the wrong person
You: Where's the other guy?
Stranger: Umm...
Stranger: Huh?
You: I'm supposed to be talking to someone else
You: You're not him
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Umm....
Stranger: Im sorry
You: It's okay
You: Probably not your fault
Stranger: But this site randomly puts you in a conversation with a different person everytime
You: Yeah but
You: He told me that He'd be in this chat
You: He said his username would be "Stranger" but
You: judging from your typing style, you're not him
Stranger: ...
You: Is there some way I can find him?
You: It's kind of important
Stranger: Your new to this site, arent you?
You: Yeah I guess
You: He just told me to talk to him on this
Stranger: Umm, no there isnt
You: are you sure?
Stranger: This site is to talk to random people
Stranger: Chances of talking to him are 3000 to one
You: So then why did he tell me that he could talk to me here?
Stranger: Its all random =/
Stranger: I dont know really
You: Yeah but he told me his username is Stranger
You: and your username is Stranger
Stranger: Everyones username is Stranger
You: Are you his sister or something?
Stranger: Im a guy from Puerto Rico
You: How the hell did you get all the way to California so fast?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Are you messing with me?
You: Or have you been here for a while
You: No
You: He told me that he'd talk to me here
You: but you're not him
You: so somebody is lying
Stranger: I am currently in Puerto Rico
You: So did my friend fly over there and take his laptop or something?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: No
You: When I was talking to him at Starbucks, he told me he really needed to leave
You: That's why he told me to talk to him later on this website
Stranger: This puts you in a conversation with people all over the world
You: Well he did say he had to leave
You: he was probably on his way to your state
You: How long do you think it takes to drive there from California?
Stranger: ...
You: It's important that I speak to him
Stranger: Puerto Rico is an island south east off of Florida
You: oh
Stranger: I dont think that your gonna be able to speak to him this way
You: Is it far from Florida?
You: Well
You: What do you think I should do?
You: We were supposed to become business partners
You: He said he would fund my ideas, but that he was really busy
You: I've already been out of work for a couple of weeks
You: So this is important to me
You: if you can help me in any way, that would be awesome
Stranger: I'm sorry, but I think he was messing with you
You: Why would he? He was really interested in my idea
Stranger: I apologize miss
You: No, I'm married.
You: I'm also a man
Stranger: Hahaha, my bad xD
You: But seriously, I don't think he was messing with me
You: He seemed very sincere in his proposal to give my idea a try
You: See, I always find myself forgetting what day it is
You: but I'd look like a moron if I carried around a big calander
You: So I was thinking of a smaller, portable version
You: like an electronic one or something
You: one that could fit in your pocket
You: and he really liked the idea
You: and told me to contact him here
You: I asked for a cell phone number, but he said his phone was getting repaired and wouldnt come back for a week
You: But I knew he was in a hurry because his cell phone was ringing the whole time
You: so he gave me this site
You: then he got in a cab and left
Stranger: He said his phone was getting repaired
Stranger: Yet his phone was ringing?
You: Yeah
You: well
Stranger: One of these things just doesnt belong ._.
You: So you think he was really messing with me?
Stranger: Yes, I'm sorry
Stranger: Umm...
You: My wife is fonna kill me
You: God I just told her the good news too
You: **** I can't do this anymore
You: I should just ****ing end it all!
You: Sorry for disturbing you
Stranger: Umm...
You: I gotta go now
Stranger: No
You: Thanks for all the help
Stranger: There's always hope in this world
You: and I hope you enjoy success like I won't
Stranger: You never know sir
You: If regular people in Starbucks like to give people false dreams, then I don't know if I can believe in hope anymore
Stranger: If you fall, get back up and try again
And dont let yourself fall
You: I've fallen so many times kid
You: I'm tired of getting back up
You: So goodbye
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