ITT: Omegle Chats

Stranger: hello im david silva.im a footballer from spain
You: Smear my ass in this honey!
You: And break this ant-farm over my honey smeared ass!
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You: Who sent all these babies to fight!?
You: All of you are babies!
Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllll
llooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE
You: We must push little cart!
Stranger: bye freak
You: GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
Stranger: and grab ur ass
You: CHARGE ME NOW
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This post has been edited by Paji on Jul 12 2009, 12:08 AM

:c

Spoiler'd for naughty

Spoilers:

Stranger: f/m? You: f Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: wuts ur name? You: Alice Stranger: cute name, im dre. You: hey dre Stranger: where u from? You: NY State Stranger: nice, how old r u? You: 20 Stranger: me too. You: wanna cyber? Stranger: sure. wanna start? You: sure You: Ok, I'm gonna pull down your pants and start playing with your dick. You: what do you want me to do with it? Stranger: y dont u tease it with ur toungue.. You: ok You: I lick it up and down the shaft Stranger: mmmmmm...yeah baby... You: should I put it in my mouth? Stranger: yes...please.. You: I put your dick in my mouth, and start sucking the entire shaft Stranger: omg bbaby that feels sooo good... You: you wanna *** now? Stranger: not yet, i wanna have some more fun with u. You: ok ok You: now that you're all ready, I want to have some fun You: get on your hands and knees Stranger: okay, not what? You: I whip out my raging erection and stick it straight into your ass without you having a chance to protest. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ffsdfskdjfhsf I love you

This post has been edited by Zephyra on Jul 12 2009, 12:58 AM

agsdfsfasfds oh gosh

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You: I AM A GREEN SOUP DRAGON LETS MAKE GREEN SOUP
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Stranger: NO SOUP FOR YOU
You:
You: mfgger?
Stranger: rbjvklnkdlsvdvksnd
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Stranger: M 43 Finland
You: eww old men
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Stranger: Hi, are you a chick from Louisiana?
You: im a chick, not louisiana though
You:
You: sry
Stranger: ok then... sorry for the bother
You: ok bye , good luck finding someone
Stranger: okthank u
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This post has been edited by Im4everkool on Jul 12 2009, 02:17 AM

you're welcome :3

That was the most hilarious thing I've read all day

You: Hello
You: Type Faster!
You: C'mon
You: hello?
You: u there?
You: ................
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Stranger: I need a gay guy. Are you?
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You: Yo
Stranger: hihi
You: Sup?
Stranger: i don't understand
You: Nevermond
You: I R WALRUS
Stranger: what Nevermond?
Stranger: um from?
You: R U WALRUS 2?
You: I R WALRUS
You: hello?
Stranger: no
You: UR NOT? I R!!!
You: JK lol
Stranger: tr
Stranger: ye
You: lkhkglgkhk
You: smoshcandoogen
Stranger: your from please?
You: yes
You: I live in Please
You: It's a nice place
Stranger: - -
You: My friend lives there
You: So do I
You: And so does my friend
You: Did I mention that Please is nice place
You: Well, it is
Stranger: are you okay?
You: cruddle
You: BTW, yes
You: I am perfectly fine
Stranger: Do not joke
You: Ilikejokingjokingisfunitsfunfunfunfunfunonthebunwoohoo!!
You: ddsdsd
Stranger: dfgdkjgkjitgjkdfmadfsdg
You: 42
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Stranger: hi~
You: Hello would you like to order some juice?
Stranger: what a juice
You: congradulations! You have just ordered juice!
You: What flavor?
Stranger: i'm flavor manggo
You: Blueberry? OK!
You: It'll ship to your address immedietly
You: Be ready
You: the juice could come any moment now
You: you never know when it will arrive
Stranger: what's mean juice , drink juice? i dont understand you
You: Would you like some more?
You: We have plenty
Stranger: sorry i dont understnad
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: BB
You: NN
You: BV
You: B
You: g
You: Enough randomness
Stranger: are u ok??
You: lets get to the point
Stranger: ??
You: Are you drinking milk
You: Well?!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: gosh
You: Thats 1 correct so far
You: you're on a roll!
Stranger: .....
You: next question: Is purple a raspberry?
You: you have 859359347863476097630609765 years left to answer
Stranger: yeah.....i guess wait no i mean yes
You: Is that your final answer?
Stranger: yes it is
You: DING SING
You: You have just won a destroyed book
Stranger: .........
You: About ****!
You: YAY!
Stranger: cursings bad
You: fine, from now on the show is censored. F***ing D*****!
You: Next question!
Stranger: ok
You: x-5=4 What is Q
You: ?
Stranger: idk 7
You: WWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
You: I'm sorry but you just lost your couch
Stranger: im leaving now bye
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This post has been edited by demon_masta on Jul 12 2009, 01:40 AM

Oh, why thank you

Paji that was incredible.

I don't think that guy could have clicked disconnect any faster.

in b4 forum sex















from outer space

This post has been edited by cappy on Jul 12 2009, 01:58 AM

You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Please, don't ask for cybering.
Stranger: what u a name?
Stranger: where a u from?
You: Soup Dragon. I make green soup for a living.
Stranger: ??
You: Well, I live inside of a factory.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: factory?
You: Yes.
You: I make sure the soup gets packaged correctly.
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Stranger: heyyyy
You: Hi there.
Stranger: how are youuu?
Stranger: i hate you
Stranger: your such a lose
You: I AM A SOUP DRAGON LETS MAKE GREEN SOUP
Stranger: Ok
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I have a bit naughty one....
Spoilers:

You: asl? Stranger: england male 17 You: Oh, glad to see a boy. ;D 27 f Hawaii. I like younger boys. Stranger: i like older girls lmao You: Want to know what I do for a living? Stranger: oooohhh yh You: I'm a soup chef. You: Sometimes, when I'm really wet, I mix my cream in with my soup. Stranger: cool do you wipe soup in ur ***** You: Well, I can do that for you, If you like. ;D Stranger: ooohh yeh You: Do you want to lick me? Stranger: yes on webcam You: I'm afraid I can't do that for you. I can type up a really weet description of me right now. You: *wet Stranger: ok#] You: Well, I'm a really dark tan, with blonde hair. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: yo
You: how long have you been with the agency
Stranger: 4 years
You: oh ok.
You: Do you get dental?
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Stranger: HI
Stranger: CHECK THIS OMEGLE / LIKE APPLICATION ON FACEBOOK
Stranger: ITS MORE FUN WITH A LOT OF UPCOMING FEATURES:
Stranger: http://apps.facebook.com/chatcha
Stranger: see you bye
You: oh my god! chatcha!

Stranger: are you horny?
You: a little
Stranger: do you want my dick
You: depends on what it tastes like
Stranger: it taste very good
You: have you tasted it yourself?
Stranger: no i dont have
You: then how can you tell me you know what it tastes like?
Stranger: others who have suck my dick hava told me
You: did you kiss them after and get some of the dick taste?
Stranger: of course
You: ok, one last question
You: is it made out of candy?
Stranger: if you want
You: awesome, this will be great for my study. Thank you for participating!
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Stranger: USA!
Stranger: USA CONQUER!
You: If you're here for advice, let me say this: Whatever you do, don't die. You'll be dead the next day, I've tried.
Stranger: I AM INCAPABLE OF DYING, I AM FROM USA!
You: Actually, people from America can die.
You: 9/11 has proven this.
Stranger: THAT WAS THE PAST, THINGS HAVE CHANGED NOW!
Stranger: USA!
You: Yeah, because America is so great
You: And not full of fools.
Stranger: CORRECT! I AM PROUD BE 100% FROM USA!
Stranger: USA!
You: This conversation is silly.
Stranger: WHAT SHALL WE TALK ABOUT THEN!
You: I don't want to change the topic, this is good laugh material for later.
Stranger: I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU WOULD LAUGH!
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU FROM MAY I ASK!
You: America
You: Ameriiiiicaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: It's just that I'm not very patriotiiiiiiiic
Stranger: WHAT ARE THE REASONS FOR YOUR LACK OF PATRIOTISM!
Stranger: MAYBE THEN WE I CAN HELP YOU!
You: America may be free, but that causes many things
You: Many bad things
Stranger: EXPLAIN!
Stranger: PLEASE GIVE ME INFORMATION ABOUT THESE BAD THINGS!
Stranger: THANKS!
You: Maybe it's because of where I was- What the hell, why did this turn into a patriotism therapy session?
You: Bye
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what is this I don't even

Stranger: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: hey what;s up
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hello!
Stranger: hey man!
Stranger: what's up girl?!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey
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You: hi
Stranger: halo
Stranger: from?
You: xbox
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Stranger: i am solid snake
You: BROTTTHHER
Stranger: ****
Stranger: LIQUID
Stranger: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU
You: HAHAHAHA
You: You fool
You: I may have always had the recessive genes
You: but you'll forever be "2nd best"
Stranger: LIIQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIDDDDDD
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