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Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: m or f You: z Stranger: tell me You: Okay You: But only if you promise to do one thing You: Kiss me Stranger: ok You: I am You: Gay Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey there You: i like your hair You: who does your hair You: i wanna go there Stranger: i do it myself tyvm Stranger: wanna have sex? You: Are you female? Stranger: yes You: Is the sex with you? Stranger: yes You: sure Stranger: awesome Stranger: i hope you dont mind that i have a dick Stranger: im a girl though Stranger: i just have a dick You: Oh no, i dont mind at all. You: After all You: Atleast you have one. Im a guy without being a guy You:  Stranger: wait what You: Im a dude You: With no dill pickle You: Still want sex You: or am i worthless? Stranger: yeah sure ill **** your ass raw You: okay then Stranger: send me pics You: oh no you gave me aids im dead You have disconnected. (Thats not true, i am 100% man) This post has been edited by Mike Shinoda on Jul 12 2009, 06:09 AM
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rain.AKA Artic I'm gonna miss you ol' pal. See you guys in the 3.0.
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Good Night MFGG 2.0
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haha all of these are hilarious
| QUOTE | Stranger: Male
Stranger: 15
Stranger: aus
Stranger: horny
You: male
You: 58
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| QUOTE | You: m
You: 58
You: irish
Stranger: get
Stranger: a
Stranger: life
You: i work here
Stranger: why the hell is a 58 year old man on a website designed for teenagers
You: i dont really know
You: I tought this was for old people?
Stranger: everyone ive spoken to here in the last month has been under 20
You: you know this is omegle
oldmegle
old
im old
You: were old
You: oh i see
You: then im probably wrong
You: whats your favorite sports
You: mines golf
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| QUOTE | You: horny furry over here
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| QUOTE | Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: from?
You: Spain
Stranger: young lady?
You: Male, 58
Stranger: really?
You: Oops, I meant 68
Stranger: oh~~~u r so old to chat with young man,what's ur opinion?
You: Oh
You: I tought this site was for old people
You: Im wrong?
Stranger: is that true?
You: Yes
You: Ive lived many years
You: Ahh
Stranger: cool~~~
You: I remember my young days at Ireland
Stranger: u must be a great man
You: Yes.
You: Have I told you I'm a furry?
Stranger: no
You: Well I am not.
Stranger: 。。。。。。
You: My name is Eduardo Ramirez
Stranger: great name
Stranger: do u know where is me from
You: No, but I would like to.
Stranger: i'm chinese,and i'm proud of it
You: Awesome!
Stranger: why
You: Chinese are cool.
Stranger: do u like kung fu
You: They make cartoons and games like the Game Kid! The console from Nitendo
You: Yes
You: I've never practiced it but It's the groove
Stranger: sorry,that's japanese
You: Oh, I see!
You: But you have Kung Fu!
Stranger: yah!
Stranger: i like to see the man fight with bull in ur country on TV
Stranger: that's Exciting
You: The matador? Cool =-)
You: Yeah
Stranger: so cool
You: I need to go now to watch a airplane show.
Stranger: cool~~~~
Stranger: good luck with u~~~!!!
Stranger: have fun~
You: Thanks! =-D See ya later!
Stranger: ok~~bye
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oh my god this one ^
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The one they call CHUCK NORRIS!!!
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Uhhhh??? What??? Stranger: are you interesting? You: depends Stranger: on what? You: what you mean by interesting Stranger: are you intellectually vacous? You: uhhhh You: I'm not your sex pal Stranger: ..... Stranger: is that a yes? Stranger: (i asked if you were dumb) You: i can be interesting You: I'm not dumb thank you Stranger: you thought i was asking you to cyb er Stranger: when i asked about being intellectual Stranger: not a good argument for your case You: http://freefactfinder.com/definition/Vacous.htmlYou: i read that definition wrong Stranger: Showing a lack of thought or intelligence; vacant Stranger: hmmm Stranger: say something introspective Stranger: redemtion You: damnation Stranger: mentalo conflagragation Stranger: 8mental Stranger: hows your love life? You: uhhhhhh You: why in the world do you want to know bub Stranger: i care about my fellow man Stranger: how are YOU personally? Stranger: are you happy? You: just fine Stranger: is this where you want to be? You: yes You: I was hoping for a chat that can get me a lugh or two Stranger: not high enough Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edit: Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: m or f? You: I'm neither but yet I'm both Your conversational partner has disconnected. This post has been edited by nightwheel on Jul 13 2009, 02:33 AM
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Who's got the sweetest disposition?
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| QUOTE | You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: How are you tonight?
You: I am great.
You: How are you?
Stranger: Just fine, thanks.
Stranger: Well, you see, I am doing my higher dissertation in human physiology right now.
You: Oh?
Stranger: And I am using this anonymous chat client to find people who will anonymously participate.
Stranger: Would you be at all interested?
You: It depends how long it takes.
Stranger: Shouldn't take more than ten to fifteen minutes, if that.
You: Okay, I'll try.
You: At least I'm not one of those blithering morons who goes "ASL? UR A MALE? **** U!!!!"
Stranger: Ok, may I have your age, sex, and country of residence.
Stranger: Haha, yes I've come across quite a few of those myself.
You: 18 / Male / United States
You: I always tell people my "ASL" anyway.
Stranger: Hehe, well unfortunately, you are unable to participate. You see, my dissertation is on the Effects of Environment on Human Breast Growth and Development.
You: XD
Stranger: But I really do appreciate your kindness and willingness to help.
You: I have maboobs.
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Nice troll.
| QUOTE | You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you this fine hour?
Stranger: what's that ?
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected. |
lrn2engrish
| QUOTE | You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you this fine hour?
Stranger: gud
You: That's great.
You: What's up?
Stranger: good
You: Good is up?
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No one has the right to turn my "what's up"s into "how are you"s except Ashura!
| QUOTE | You: Hello.
Stranger: hii
You: How are you this fine hour?
Stranger: I am good thank you 
Stranger: yourself?
You: I'm doing excellent.
You: What's up?
Stranger: nothing much really... haha
You: I see. Same here; it's a little after midnight here and I have my caffiene. =3
Stranger: haha nicee
Stranger: wher abouts is that?
You: California, United States.
Stranger: it's 3:09 here haha in the early arvo
You: I see.
You: So what do you do for a living? Myself, I'm currently unemployed but am going to college soon.
Stranger: still at high school but have a job
You: Cool.
You: What kind of job if you don't mind me asking?
Stranger: check out chick :P
You: I see.
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: well ciggarettes :s
You: What?
Stranger: i'm usually at the smoke counter
You: Ah.
You: My father smokes. I do not nor do I plan to.
You: But I have nothing against smokers.
Stranger: no-one in my family smokes
You: Ah.
You: Were you typing something? ;P
Stranger: i was but then it made no sense so i stopped haha
You: Oh, I do that a lot too, heh.
Stranger: yeah
You: So do you plan on going to college? I want to be some sort of activist against improper use of medication (medication is fine in some cases). I used to be on some and all it did was zombify me; I'm much better off now. I would give a great testimonial.
Stranger: uhm yeah hoping to get into uni to study teaching
You: Nice.
Stranger: yeah that one kinda runs in the family haha
You: Oh, I see. I could never be a teacher, my social skills suck.
You: Good luck with that though.
Stranger: they don't seem to be lacking on here :P
You: Thank you. I get more nervous in-person. Although I try not to be sexist I can't help the fact that I get even more nervous around women my age.
You: It feels weird saying women, lol I'm still used to saying "girls."
Stranger: yeah fair enough
You: Have any hobbies? I'm a video-game junkie. =p
Stranger: i spend alot of my time here on the computer haha
You: Hahaha, same here.
You: I'm supposed to be fixing up a laptop to send to my sister soon. (She doesn't live with me.)
Stranger: oh okay
You: I'm out of things to say. Would you like to end the conversation?
You: Not to be rude or anything, lol.
Stranger: that's okay i shall now try to find my friend on here haha
You: Okay, goodbye and good luck.
You: Nice talking with you.
Stranger: you too
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Why, that was uplifting!
| QUOTE | Stranger: mudkips
You: Hello.
Stranger: mudkips
You: Wonderful. |
I heard he likes them.
This post has been edited by Morshu McPhereson on Jul 14 2009, 02:23 AM
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