You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: what are you up to
Stranger: Just got out of jail
You: Wait, you are Vince the Shamwow guy?
Stranger: A hooker tryed to bite my tounge off, so i beat the **** out of her.
You: I KNEW IT
Stranger: You know me?
You: you sell shamwows on Tv
Stranger: Yes, i do.
Stranger: Would you like to buy one?
You: I'm broke

Stranger: Good for cleaning up hooker blood
You: hahahahah don't doubt that
Stranger: And horse semen
You: ewwww
Stranger: You wanna see pics?
You: no thank youi
Stranger: You got pics??
You: NO
Stranger: You know me now i need to know you
Stranger: comon
You: no
Stranger: fine
Stranger: So, what do you want then ?
You: not be gay
Stranger: What does that have to do with this convo
Stranger: Absolutly nothing
Stranger: you are random
You: as are you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Were you talking to me yesterday?
You: I haven't been on Omegle for a few weeks
Stranger: Then how did you know I was the shamwow guy?
You: I just got out of jail
Stranger: Lol,
Stranger: You wanna hear a joke?
You: sure
Stranger: Knock knock
You: whos there
Stranger: Disco
You: Disco who
Stranger: Disco nected :0
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What a clever ending he did