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Posted: Jul 14 2009, 02:22 AM
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Who wants a body massage?
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You: m or f
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: 15
You: f
You: aus
You: Im horny
Stranger: me too
You: where are you
Stranger: usa
You: awesome
You: my dads rich
You: hes a gopher oil farmer
Stranger: really?
You: Ive got a private jet
You: wanna meet
Stranger: thats hot
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 22
You: awesome
You: i have boob implants
Stranger: at 15?
You: yep
You: birthday
You: where u wanna meet?
Stranger: can you fly out here?
You: yep
You: got an open field or a flat back yard?
You: I can land the plane myself
You: i also can go to an airport
You: but theyll stare at my boobs too much
You: i wanna save em for u
Stranger: ahh well do you have any pictures?
You: not up yet
You: do you want them of me, my boobs, or me strangling a gopher with my boobs to get gopher oil?
You: i got em all
Stranger: any will work
You: ok hold on
You: you still on?
Stranger: ya
You: ok
You: hold on
Stranger: ok
You: me on a beach
You: sexy link now removed
Stranger: any more? I like that one alot
You: no
You: no digital camera
You: friend took that
Stranger: well its a sexy pic
You: ty
You: where u wanna meet?
Stranger: i live in new mexico
You: ok
You: got an open field?
Stranger: little old lady tons of em
You: ok
You: where is closest 2 ur pad?
Stranger: theres one just north of my house
You: whats ur adress
You: so i no
Stranger: how do I know its you?
You: any plane landing in a field north ur house is gonna be me
You: plus just look for my boobs
Stranger: do you have a myspace or facebook?
You: no, daddy doesnt let me have those
You: thinks someones gonna rape me
You: hes such an idiot
Stranger: but he lets you fly across country in a plane?
You: hell, he doesnt live with me!
You: i have my own house!
You: my own plane
Stranger: dang thats cool
You: i'll tell u my name when i get there
You: it'll be sexier
Stranger: ok..
You: whats ur adress so i can come?
Stranger: his real adress
You: city?
Stranger: his real city
You: ok
You: keep an eye out ur window for me!
You: ill bring some gopher oil candles with me
You: c u in a fwe
You: few hours!
Stranger: ok sounds good
You: bye!
You have disconnected.


Goddamn, he actually believed me. He gave me is real personal info laugh3.gif

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Posted: Jul 14 2009, 02:24 AM
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Who's got the sweetest disposition?
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QUOTE (Ndsfreak @ Jul 14 2009, 02:22 AM)
Goddamn, he actually believed me. He gave me is real personal info laugh3.gif

Or the info of an unsuspecting friend/enemy of his.
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Sparks
Posted: Jul 14 2009, 02:25 AM
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hurr hurr freakin hurr
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QUOTE (Morshu McPhereson @ Jul 14 2009, 02:24 AM)
Or the info of an unsuspecting friend/enemy of his.

Or a pedo trying to lure you in to send him joke mail, and thus get your address


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Posted: Jul 14 2009, 02:25 AM
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QUOTE (Morshu McPhereson @ Jul 14 2009, 12:24 AM)
Or the info of an unsuspecting friend/enemy of his.

Why would he want to pass up having sex with a 15 year old with breast implants? Also, I know it's real because I looked it up on google maps.


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Posted: Jul 14 2009, 02:27 AM
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So long MFGG 2.0~
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello,
Stranger: I'm David from omegle staff. We are currently recruiting mods at the moment, if would like to apply go here: www.omegle.on.nimp.org : )
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Huh?
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Stranger: its like pissing in an ocean of piss
You: I totally understand you
You: Piss is wonderful
You: It's actually my favourite word
Stranger: no piss is a metaphor for the cancer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How insightful.
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Stranger: the game
Stranger: you've just lsot it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow.
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Stranger: cinnamon
You: I love cinnamon
Stranger: ******
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wait, what?

You: Toast
Stranger: Mango
You: Cinnamon
Stranger: tomato
You: Potato
Stranger: owl
Stranger: simple water ?
You: lemonade
Stranger: r u indian ?
You: No
Stranger: from ?
You: Not telling smile.gif
Stranger: well, what abt BANANA
Stranger: ?
You: Ananab
Stranger: Strawbery ??????
You: yrrebwarts
Stranger: same smile.gif
You: ah
You: marvelous
Stranger: now come to inttroduction
You: what?
Stranger: r u f / m?
You: b
Stranger: i thing u r wrong here
You: :3
Stranger: r u babe
Stranger: uya
You: I am not baby.
Stranger: confirm
Stranger: u r female
You: no
You: nor male
You: I'm an earthworm
You: wonder why I like food so much?
Stranger: "b" between smile.gif
You: both
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh
You: c=3
You: ()
You: c=3()
Stranger: i understand]
You: :awesome:
You: :awesomewithbothgenitals:
Stranger: well
Stranger: we should leave now
You: k
You: bye
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Rather long and a bit NSFW.

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Morshu McPhereson
Posted: Jul 14 2009, 02:31 AM
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
You: United States. You?
Stranger: turkey
You: That's cool, I've never talked to anyone from there before.
You: I have online friends from various parts in Europe.
Stranger: why ?
You: I have no idea. Luck of the draw I guess.
Stranger: hmm
You: How are you this fine hour?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: I am doing wonderful.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: age?
You: 18.
You: Turning 19 soon.
You: You?
Stranger: 17
You: I see.
You: So what's up?
Stranger: nothing really
Stranger: u?
You: Staying up, it's midnight-thirty here but I have my caffiene. ;p
Stranger: smile.gif
You: So uh how long you been using this site?
You: I come here from time to time, the trolls are amusing.
Stranger: i have been 1h or 30 min smile.gif
You: I see.
Stranger: srry i must go out sad.gif( bb
You: Farewell.
You have disconnected.

Turkey is delicious.
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Posted: Jul 14 2009, 02:49 AM
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Talked with a 15 year old from China and made a possible mistake of giving out my MSN address. (No, that's not a bash against the Chinese, I'm afraid to give it to ANYONE.)
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