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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:02 AM
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QUOTE (ZeldaMalon @ Jul 11 2009, 12:58 AM)

asdgfkhg this dude didn't even speak english

i one time opened a conversation with something like "My **** is so hard" or something, and I got some Spanish dude who didn't speak English

So I started talking with him in Spanish to the best of my ability, and i was actually having a decent conversation


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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:03 AM
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Stranger: irate sum *****
You: yeah suuuure
Stranger: zwhats your name?
You: you can call m
You: e
You: Mechant
Stranger: **** you. whats your name?
You: come on, man
You: Mechant
Stranger: AFYUCK YOU! whats your anme?
Stranger: name
You: someone's on their man period
You: go get a tampon
You: B)
Stranger: why cant youtell me your name?
You: I don't want to
You: call me Mechant
Stranger: ****.
Stranger: your a *****.
You: no
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nightwheel
Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:08 AM
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The one they call CHUCK NORRIS!!!
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You: hello
Stranger: hello juga
You: i no speak hutt
Stranger: where u from?
You: Tatooine
You: what planet are you from?
Stranger: indonesia
You: poor earthling
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:08 AM
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Done.
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It was kinda boring. And weird.

He asked me where I was from, I said Caucasia since I'm white, he thought it was a Middle Easter country. Asked me if I was Muslim, told him I was Atheist, then he went "ohhhh" and disconnected.
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:08 AM
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im yuri im gay


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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: you male?
You: you gay?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im female
You: yes you are
You: you gay
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wateva
You: don't act like you're some diva
You: you gay
Stranger: yepp..
You: dude trying to be a chick
You: you're pathetic
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im female
You: no
Stranger: im on my period if that says anything douchebag
You: fake period
You: you should say
You: "im an attention *****"
Stranger: well that means im female
You: no
You: u gay
You: HE'S COOL
You: HE'S HOT LIKE THE FROZEN SUN
You: HE'S YOUNG
You: AND FAST
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nightwheel
Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:10 AM
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The one they call CHUCK NORRIS!!!
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You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 9000, omnisex, Tatooine
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:11 AM
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Someone wants me to be their 20 year old daughters Pen Pal


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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:15 AM
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Stranger: In August, we'll have lots of sex smile.gif
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:15 AM
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so good that its banned
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You: im gay
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i from south korea
Stranger: i not speak so good english
You: well i gay
You: me chinese
Stranger: let me see what gay mean
Stranger: let me put through
Stranger: the translator
You: i like to stick peepee in poophole
Stranger: so you like to do math?
You: no i like putting peepee in poophole
Stranger: does that mean
Stranger: do algebra/
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:20 AM
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20 year old virgin asks me for dating advice

You: I'm a 18 year old girl
Stranger: so what
You: well not really
You: anyway who are you, kid
Stranger: what do u think
Stranger: i guess that u have turned an adult very recently ..
You: what
Stranger: dont bother urself... tell me where r u from??
You: America
You: home of the free
You: the proud
You: and apple pie
Stranger: ahahahah
Stranger: is it...??
Stranger: not quite so these days
You: I dunno
Stranger: so how many times have hooked up ?
You: if you mean
You: how many girlfriends I've had
You: the answer is two
You: well one was in kindergarden
You: but yeah
You: I am pimping and gangsterlicious
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so can u arrange one for me
You: sure can
You: are you a guy or a girl
Stranger: guy
You: okay
You: well I can you a girl
You: get you a girl
Stranger: ok.. but how?
You: well
You: explain
Stranger: what should i?
Stranger: explain?
You: well tell me who she is
You: why you like her
You: and stuff
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: u kno she is from my high school
Stranger: its been three years that i have left high school
Stranger: but m still in contact
You: how old are you
Stranger: m 20
You: damn
You: okay well
Stranger: y damn?\
You: anywaaaay
You: tell her
You: you think she's cute or something
You: and give her that look that says
You: you want me
Stranger: i told her this summer ...
You: and she'll throw her panties at you
Stranger: ohh cmon .
You: well
Stranger: listen
You: ok
Stranger: so she told me that kinda a likes another guy
Stranger: but he hasnt proposed her yet
Stranger: and moreover he is younger to him by about 2 years
Stranger: i kno its not that big issue
Stranger: but i guess not practical enough
Stranger: what say ?
You: tell her you really like her and ask her to marry you
You: it may seem hard to do
You: if she rejects you, move on
Stranger: marrying...??
Stranger: are u crazy
Stranger: m jus 20
You: well
You: ask her if she wants to go steady
Stranger: i didnt get it..??
You: ask her if she wants to go out with you
Stranger: i told u right i did
Stranger: but to no avail
Stranger: she said she likes smone else..
You: oh
Stranger: but that guy hasnt proposed her yet
Stranger: and even younger to her
Stranger: i thought of moving on ... but then the minute i talk to her and she smiles ...
Stranger: i loose all my control
You: tell her you need her
You: and compliment her as much as possible
You: and buy her crap she doesn't need
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: i will try it out once again
Stranger: it was nice talking to u ...
Stranger: by the way whats ur name
You: ian
You: ian's the name, speed is my game
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:22 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hw r u
You: about to commit suicide, convince me not to
Stranger: y udoin so?
You: lost my gameboy
You: and my parents are abusive racists
You: and i lost my gameboy


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Keyser you're the best person ever.
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:23 AM
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You: helloo
Stranger: hiii!!:)
You: you seem happy
Stranger: yeees
Stranger: i juuussst lost my virginity to my grandfather
Stranger: and im a guy
Stranger: ***
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:25 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: whats goin on
You: I'm about to commit suicide, convince me not to please
Stranger: um
Stranger: ok
You: Give me 3 reasons not to do it
Stranger: i dare u to do it at a primary school were there are heaps of kids
You: Oh yeah thatd be good
Stranger: and just blow ur face off infront of them
You: I could set myself on fire
You: and run around
Stranger: yeah that'd be so good
You: trying to catch as many people as possible
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Keyser you're the best person ever.
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:25 AM
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so good that its banned
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:26 AM
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This suicide thing is fun
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
You: I'm about to commit suicide, convince me not to please
Stranger: just do it
You: k
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Keyser you're the best person ever.
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:28 AM
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im yuri im gay


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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: HI
Stranger: man thinking of a starter on these is hard
Stranger: been having a mental block lately
You: mfgg
You: wait what
You: metal block
You: are you some type of emo
Stranger: wut
Stranger: no
You: yes you are
You: emo emo emo
You: you're more emo than cloud
Stranger: what gave it away, the skinny jeans or the my chemical romance poster?
Stranger: who the ****'s cloud?
You: my chemical romance?
You: you ******
You: why don't you listen to good music
You: like dragonforce
You: retard
Stranger: dude I've seen them live
You: just hit the disconnect button right now
Stranger: dragonforce kicks ass
You: asksfdkgfkd
You: you ****ing fat kirby
You: fat kirby
You: fat kirby
You: fat kirby
You: fat kirby
You: fat kirby
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:31 AM
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Goddamn 07'ers
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You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me


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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:34 AM
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Stranger: hot athletic girl?
You: Of course
Stranger: sure...what sports?
You: Cricket
Stranger: and you're hot ?
You: Well that's all a matter of opinion but I've been told good things
Stranger: haha, well, describe what you look like
You: Hot athletic girl
Stranger: dang!
Stranger: well, i'm 6'2'' athletic guy
You: Well I used to be hot athletic girl. Before the sex change
Stranger: neat!
Stranger: so you turned into a dog
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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:36 AM
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QUOTE (TurboMan @ Jul 10 2009, 11:31 PM)
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me
You: BLOW ME
Stranger: suck me

I think I have ran into you

Did you get some one who said "Ask the Volcano" and left?

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Posted: Jul 11 2009, 12:37 AM
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Goddamn 07'ers
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Stranger: hi
You: hello i'm not a girl
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happened three times too


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