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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 10:41 PM
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You are our master!!
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The lot of you may think you're rhyming well.
But metre is important to excel.

You speak without a proper sense of beat.
And that, my friends, is what brings your defeat.

Iambic pentameter ftw


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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 10:42 PM
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Finkrats that I spit on know not of the cool I have.
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Gad dang I **** a hole in my pants,
Afters I clean up wanna dance?

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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 10:47 PM
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remember, cappy loves you.
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Bootylicious even.
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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 10:52 PM
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NO WAY also im gay
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These rhymes sink like a ship on the sea
Get out of my beloved MFGG
Your meters and vocabulary can't hide your lack of skill
Go to the doctor and choke on a big round pill

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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 10:57 PM
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QUOTE (MrGuy @ Jul 29 2009, 11:52 PM)
These rhymes sink like a ship on the sea
Get out of my beloved MFGG
Your meters and vocabulary can't hide your lack of skill
Go to the doctor and choke on a big round pill

OH SNAP

you don't get it either.


A good line should sound like this:

bada-bada-bada-bada-baduh.


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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 11:04 PM
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QUOTE (ChaosEmerl @ Jul 29 2009, 11:30 PM)
lrn2magic

It goes on the stack as a spell.

I play Denim protection.


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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 11:08 PM
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Served severly severed.
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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 11:09 PM
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shuddap and dance magic dance
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You can't see what's there is to see.
It's almost three and the gravity,
Has nothing to do with the situation,
Or the quality of the animation.

You try so hard but there's no distance,
To prove or disprove her existance.
Yet your mind stays firm, and you concur:
That there's nothing quite wrong with her.

Your claim meets their unblessed ears,
Their words come back and you're in tears.
But you still live your simple life, ooh.
There's no question: She's your waifu.


AKA Waddle Writes an Internet Epic: The Movie: The Film

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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 11:10 PM
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my name is xgoff and i like to rhyme
but i don't want to worry about meter or time
so why don't you shove a stick up your ass
and spare us all from your evil gas


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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 11:13 PM
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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 11:15 PM
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Posted: Jul 29 2009, 11:26 PM
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