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Posted: Aug 3 2009, 09:05 PM
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...she leaves me home alone and she goes to visit a family member via plane.

I seem to be trusted more and more every time too. In the latest one, I get everything she owns and I decide how her money is going to be divided up between my three brothers and I.


Post strange things your parents do.

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QUOTE (Fiddy Three @ Aug 3 2009, 08:05 PM)
Post strange things your parents do.

sometimes my dad plays videogames


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My mom often switches around words (like she might say hot instead of cold), or talks so much faster than she thinks that she'll say the first half of one word and the second half of another.

And then I have to repeat to her at least three times what she said before she realizes that's what she really said, because otherwise she'll deny it.

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Posted: Aug 3 2009, 09:30 PM
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QUOTE (RetroXYZ @ Aug 3 2009, 08:29 PM)
My mom often switches around words (like she might say hot instead of cold), or talks so much faster than she thinks that she'll say the first half of one word and the second half of another.

And then I have to repeat to her at least three times what she said before she realizes that's what she really said, because otherwise she'll deny it.

Don't you mean she thinks so much faster than she talks?


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Posted: Aug 3 2009, 09:31 PM
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my mom has a knack to overreact EVERYTHING

for example

if i get a scrape on my knee, she will automatically call my aunt and go ROBERT JUST GOT A GIANT GASH IN HIS KNEE HOLY ****

she does things like this

all the time


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Posted: Aug 3 2009, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE (Robbydude @ Aug 3 2009, 08:31 PM)
my mom has a knack to overreact EVERYTHING

for example

if i get a scrape on my knee, she will automatically call my aunt and go ROBERT JUST GOT A GIANT GASH IN HIS KNEE HOLY ****

she does things like this

all the time

what would she say if you got a giant gash on your knee


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Posted: Aug 3 2009, 09:33 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Aug 3 2009, 10:32 PM)
what would she say if you got a giant gash on your knee

call my aunt and go ROBERT JUST BROKE HIS LEG **** CALL A HOSPITAL


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Posted: Aug 3 2009, 09:33 PM
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QUOTE (Robbydude @ Aug 4 2009, 02:31 AM)
my mom has a knack to overreact EVERYTHING

for example

if i get a scrape on my knee, she will automatically call my aunt and go ROBERT JUST GOT A GIANT GASH IN HIS KNEE HOLY ****

she does things like this

all the time

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Posted: Aug 3 2009, 09:34 PM
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QUOTE (Robbydude @ Aug 3 2009, 08:33 PM)
call my aunt and go ROBERT JUST BROKE HIS LEG **** CALL A HOSPITAL

you should put a live lobster in the toilet


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Posted: Aug 3 2009, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Aug 3 2009, 10:34 PM)
you should put a live lobster in the toilet

once

my mom bought me some hermit crabs

and i was scared stiff and didnt want to touch them

so she put one in her hand

and went "here look rob it is okay its just a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT PINCHED ME GIVE ME A PHONE I NEED TO CALL YOUR AUNT ****"


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QUOTE (Raie @ Aug 3 2009, 10:30 PM)
Don't you mean she thinks so much faster than she talks?

No.

She talks faster than she thinks, so she says what she was going to say before thinking it over and changing it, which happens mid-word.
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I personally find it strange when parents don't have weird habits


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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Aug 3 2009, 09:07 PM)
sometimes my dad plays videogames

Amazing i wish i could do that!



she talks to herself out loud, how her life sucks and have unhelpful children and how everything is fail.

wakes us up in the morning JUST to clean


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Posted: Aug 3 2009, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE (RetroXYZ @ Aug 3 2009, 09:29 PM)
My mom often switches around words (like she might say hot instead of cold), or talks so much faster than she thinks that she'll say the first half of one word and the second half of another.

i do this a lot

even while typing/writing i can't seem to get rid of that


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