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Pip's stumble upon topic, just in case swear warning
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Who's got the sweetest disposition?
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| QUOTE (Pip @ Aug 4 2009, 03:27 PM) | |
Oh lord, I laughed. That is hilarious. Is this a quotes thread? If so...
| QUOTE | | Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little ****s in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little ****s that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little ****’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "****! ****!." Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!." By now, the kid is scared ****less and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m- I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE." And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. |
EDIT: NVM, now I understand. How about http://thereifixedit.com/ ? This post has been edited by Morshu McPhereson on Aug 5 2009, 02:35 PM
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