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Posted: Aug 4 2009, 05:24 PM
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QUOTE (Mecha the Slag @ Aug 4 2009, 10:06 PM)
hahahaha

This

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Posted: Aug 4 2009, 05:32 PM
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http://www.bestsongsever.com/

just a note- this is accurate


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Posted: Aug 4 2009, 05:39 PM
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Posted: Aug 4 2009, 05:44 PM
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QUOTE (Pip @ Aug 4 2009, 02:38 PM)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

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1959: In the Dyatlov Pass incident, Nine ski hikers in the Ural Mountains abandoned their camp in the middle of the night in apparent terror, some clad only in their underwear despite sub-zero weather. Six of the hikers died of hypothermia and three by unexplained fatal injuries. Though the corpses showed no signs of struggle, one victim had a fatal skull fracture, two had major chest fractures (comparable in force to a car accident), and one was missing her tongue. The victims' clothing also contained high levels of radiation. Soviet investigators determined only that "a compelling unknown force" had caused the deaths, barring entry to the area for years thereafter.[72]


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Posted: Aug 4 2009, 06:41 PM
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Posted: Aug 4 2009, 06:47 PM
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Posted: Aug 4 2009, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE (Pip @ Aug 4 2009, 06:32 PM)
http://www.bestsongsever.com/

just a note- this is accurate

bohemian rhapsody at number 1

i dont think so


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Posted: Aug 4 2009, 06:59 PM
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Posted: Aug 4 2009, 07:27 PM
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Posted: Aug 4 2009, 08:12 PM
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Posted: Aug 5 2009, 02:16 PM
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    * Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
    * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
    * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
    * Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."


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Posted: Aug 5 2009, 02:20 PM
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QUOTE (Pip @ Aug 4 2009, 06:32 PM)
http://www.bestsongsever.com/

just a note- this is accurate

>this is accurate
>coldplay having four songs up there


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Posted: Aug 5 2009, 02:22 PM
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i was being facetious


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QUOTE (Pip @ Aug 5 2009, 03:22 PM)
i was being facetious

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Posted: Aug 5 2009, 02:26 PM
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Posted: Aug 5 2009, 02:27 PM
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Who's got the sweetest disposition?
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QUOTE (Pip @ Aug 4 2009, 03:27 PM)
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Oh lord, I laughed. That is hilarious. Is this a quotes thread? If so...

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Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little ****s in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little ****s that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.  Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little ****’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "****! ****!." Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!." By now, the kid is scared ****less and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.  Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m- I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE."  And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.  I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.


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Posted: Aug 5 2009, 02:33 PM
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that is a hilarious quote mason

but no, i use the stumbleupon.com toolbar to find random, funny or useful websites and post them here


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Posted: Aug 5 2009, 03:54 PM
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Posted: Aug 5 2009, 04:04 PM
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QUOTE (Pip @ Aug 5 2009, 03:54 PM)
http://inventorspot.com/articles/red_bull_..._slow_cow_30636

Sounds bad ass. Valerian root is the ****. Too bad the drink is probably extremely expensive.
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