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Posted: Aug 18 2009, 08:01 PM
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I read this article I found, thought I would share

http://www.game-ism.com/2008/04/04/still-alive-shes-free/


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Posted: Aug 18 2009, 08:19 PM
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Just read it all

Wow that makes sense.


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Posted: Aug 18 2009, 08:25 PM
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relevant copypasta:
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Reasons why Portal is the female version of an FPS:
1. The main character is female.
2. The main villain is female.
3. Your only weapon is a gun that shoots...******s--I mean, space-time tunnel apertures.
4. The game is based around evasion and manipulation instead of confrontation and domination.
5. The turrets. They are the exact opposite of a parody of everything women supposedly hate about regular shooting games. Violence, profanity, blood, evil symbolism, chauvinism...the turrets are always polite and apologize even if you kill them. Because everyone is nice in a woman's world.
6. Just like actual women, the main villain (GLaDOS) is actually powerless to physically do anything to you. The only weapon GLaDOS has is emotional manipulation. Just like women.
7. The company is called Aperture Science and women have an aperture between their legs.
8. The game starts and ends with a cute song instead of a bunch of dead people.
9. The game promises you a reward at the end if you jump through a lot of hoops, and it turns out to be a GREAT BIG ****ING LIE, YOU STUPID ***** YOU ****ING USED ME, ROT IN HELL YOU WORTHLESS ****, women have been known to stereotypically act in this manner.
Finally...
10. Your only weapon is a gun that shoots ******s.


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Posted: Aug 18 2009, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE (Lightning @ Aug 18 2009, 08:25 PM)
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As hilarious as that was, it was kind of mean.


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QUOTE (Lightning @ Aug 18 2009, 09:25 PM)
10. Your only weapon is a gun that shoots ******s.

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Posted: Aug 18 2009, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE (Saberie @ Aug 18 2009, 06:29 PM)
>:I

As hilarious as that was, it was kind of mean.

But as mean as it was, it was really hilarious.


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Posted: Aug 18 2009, 08:38 PM
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QUOTE (RetroXYZ @ Aug 18 2009, 08:33 PM)
What

Most guns shoot bullets, which penetrate (therefore, they represent saurkraut)
The ASHPD shoots portals, which are meant to be penetrated (therefore, ******s)


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Posted: Aug 18 2009, 08:38 PM
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I had read that article before, so I knew what it said. It's an interesting concept, yeah. Not to mention, Lightning's post takes the cake. :P


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QUOTE (Lightning @ Aug 18 2009, 06:25 PM)
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I laughed so hard at this


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QUOTE (Lightning @ Aug 18 2009, 09:25 PM)
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Why can't people understand that most of the time It's Just A Game, You Should Really Just Relax? All these theories kinda annoy me.


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QUOTE (fujiko @ Aug 18 2009, 09:59 PM)
Why can't people understand that most of the time It's Just A Game, You Should Really Just Relax? All these theories kinda annoy me.

people do it with literature


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QUOTE (fujiko @ Aug 18 2009, 06:59 PM)
Why can't people understand that most of the time It's Just A Game, You Should Really Just Relax? All these theories kinda annoy me.

It's just a moving picture! Just sit back and eat your popcorn!
It's just some ink on a pages! Enjoy the armchair and relax!

Thinking is actually a good thing! Surprise!

Maybe most of the time it is just a game, but Portal is most definitely not one of those times.

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Posted: Aug 18 2009, 09:02 PM
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QUOTE (Elyk @ Aug 18 2009, 09:00 PM)
people do it with literature

Replace the word "game" with any form of media, then.


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QUOTE (fujiko @ Aug 18 2009, 07:02 PM)
Replace the word "game" with any form of media, then.

why are they so deeply different


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QUOTE (fujiko @ Aug 18 2009, 09:59 PM)
Why can't people understand that most of the time It's Just A Game, You Should Really Just Relax? All these theories kinda annoy me.

but people over thinking ends with hilarious results sad.gif


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QUOTE (fujiko @ Aug 18 2009, 06:59 PM)
Why can't people understand that most of the time It's Just A Game, You Should Really Just Relax? All these theories kinda annoy me.

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QUOTE (fujiko @ Aug 19 2009, 01:59 AM)
Why can't people understand that most of the time It's Just A Game, You Should Really Just Relax? All these theories kinda annoy me.

Because good game developers (and any other type of good media producers) put some thought into the backstory and symbolism in a game. Portal is one game where it's OBVIOUS that there's a lot more going on than just your average AI-gone-bad situation with some girly stuff and metaphysics thrown in.

It's fun to try and figure out what's actually happening, and what's really driving GLaDOS to do the things she does.


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QUOTE (Kyori @ Aug 18 2009, 10:13 PM)
Because good game developers (and any other type of good media producers) put some thought into the backstory and symbolism in a game. Portal is one game where it's OBVIOUS that there's a lot more going on than just your average AI-gone-bad situation with some girly stuff and metaphysics thrown in.

It's fun to try and figure out what's actually happening, and what's really driving GLaDOS to do the things she does.

This. Designers want you to know what they know and created so that you can get a more enhanced gaming experience, so they put in a couple of clues that people can find and think about.


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Ahem.

Yeah, backstory and a fleshed-out setting are great, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about guessing and treating it as serious business. The only way I can stand such things is when it's tounge-in-cheek and not all that serious, like on the TVTropes WMG pages. I only take official or highly implied story. Fanon treated like it's true about the story is what annoys me.

Portal is a great game. It has a rather expansive backstory, fantastic gameplay, fun puzzles, a prime meme generator, and my favorite type of plot. What I'm saying is that I don't want any random theories shoved in...

Ehh, whatever. I can't really put what I'm trying to get at into words. I won't try anymore.


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