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Portal, could there be a deep meaning?
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Ahem.
Yeah, backstory and a fleshed-out setting are great, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about guessing and treating it as serious business. The only way I can stand such things is when it's tounge-in-cheek and not all that serious, like on the TVTropes WMG pages. I only take official or highly implied story. Fanon treated like it's true about the story is what annoys me.
Portal is a great game. It has a rather expansive backstory, fantastic gameplay, fun puzzles, a prime meme generator, and my favorite type of plot. What I'm saying is that I don't want any random theories shoved in...
Ehh, whatever. I can't really put what I'm trying to get at into words. I won't try anymore.
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