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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 01:07 AM
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1. QUADRATIC FORMULA CALCULATOR [9/18/09]

In my egotistical, hodgepodge quest to become an employee of the Valve Corporation, I will have to learn and do more than ever before. I think MFGG's input is really valuable for that, so I'm going to make my learning interactive.

I'll be posting a lot of different things in here as I go along, and this thread will be extended to the new General Chat after this iteration of the board shuts down.

Expect to see a lot of content itt, from hello world programs to some art to forays into the world of 3d modeling! Also, expect to see the quality of the stuff itt improve. That's my expectation of it, at least.

This thread will die. A lot. It will come back a lot, too. Like Optimus Prime but with even more ****ing for attention from the fans.

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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 01:08 AM
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Draw the tf2 cast

DO IT


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QUOTE (shroomguy @ Sep 14 2009, 11:08 PM)
Draw the tf2 cast

DO IT

Maybe.

Maybe.


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 01:15 AM
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this is the end of an epic
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if i don't see cp_imgay within a year it will be go time.


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 01:22 AM
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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 15 2009, 02:08 AM)
Maybe.

Maybe.

"I have yet to meet man who can out-smart phage."


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 01:25 AM
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You should totally become an insane psychopath who ends up hunting Valve employees down.

I'd definitely watch the movie about it. Documentary, not so sure.


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 04:30 AM
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QUOTE (shroomguy @ Sep 15 2009, 04:08 PM)
Draw the tf2 cast

DO IT

But in female version!


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 04:32 AM
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QUOTE (Yak @ Sep 15 2009, 04:30 AM)
But in female version!

****** you best be trolling



Write them asking what they'd like you to do, then do it no matter how crazy it is.


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 07:38 AM
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QUOTE (Mecha @ Sep 15 2009, 04:32 AM)
Write them asking what they'd like you to do, then do it no matter how crazy it is.

best choice of action imo


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 08:44 AM
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QUOTE (Mecha @ Sep 15 2009, 02:32 AM)
****** you best be trolling



Write them asking what they'd like you to do, then do it no matter how crazy it is.

well iirc some guy actually did that

short answer: make a mod

long answer: lrn2mod then make a mod


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 09:40 AM
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Courtesy of DJ Elly. (lol jsr)
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Make a massive mod, duh.


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 11:18 AM
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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 15 2009, 12:07 AM)
This thread will die.

especially once we move


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 06:12 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 15 2009, 09:18 AM)
especially once we move

yeah I'll just remake it


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 06:14 PM
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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 06:15 PM
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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 15 2009, 05:12 PM)
yeah I'll just remake it

continuing a locked topic


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 06:15 PM
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Sounds like it will be a phage only wip topic


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Made Half Life 3 yet?
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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 06:29 PM
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Just a bit of advice, I wouldn't post any of your work in here. If you're wanting a position as an employer, I would either protect your work first, then post it, because you never know, you might want to show it in your port, when you submit in a resume into Value.


A lot of people steal work, I'm not saying anyone on MFGG does, but mainly most people do.


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Posted: Sep 15 2009, 06:41 PM
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Start with Hello World, then make some useful Calculators that use the Console, then begin using SFML or some other Multimedia Library for Graphical Applications and 2D Games, then switch to using DirectX for 3D Game Programming(You'll need to learn to use the Windows Libraries), then make a full mod with Source. That's the path I would take. Slowly working your way up so you can learn more. I think that's actually the path many Game Developers take. BTW, Source Mods are written in C++, so all of that previous learning won't go to waste. wink.gif


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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 10 2009 @ 06:11 PM)
did you try hello's engine

make sure to not ****ing change anything before using it!
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