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Phage's Utility Thread UPDATED 9/18/09

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Xgoff

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 06:42 PM

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**** hello world real men start ****ing with pointers as their first program

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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you

Xgoff

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 06:58 PM

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void firefox ()
{
    for (int omnomnom = 0; omnomnom < 10000000; omnomnom++)
    {
        char* yum = new char;
    }
}

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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you

Kyori

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 06:59 PM

I'm a GUY >.<
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 15 2009, 11:58 PM)

void firefox ()
{
    for (int omnomnom = 0; omnomnom < 10000000; omnomnom++)
    {
        char* yum = new char;
    }
}

This can only lead to good things.

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Bacteriophage

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 07:11 PM

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QUOTE (Z0mbi3 @ Sep 15 2009, 04:29 PM)

Just a bit of advice, I wouldn't post any of your work in here. If you're wanting a position as an employer, I would either protect your work first, then post it, because you never know, you might want to show it in your port, when you submit in a resume into Value.

A lot of people steal work, I'm not saying anyone on MFGG does, but mainly most people do.

I won't be giving anything major out here. Mainly programs that already exist or drawings that aren't worth much. Also:

>Value

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SuperMarioMaster

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 07:14 PM

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QUOTE (OniLink10 @ Sep 15 2009, 07:41 PM)

Start with Hello World, then make some useful Calculators that use the Console, then begin using SFML or some other Multimedia Library for Graphical Applications and 2D Games, then switch to using DirectX for 3D Game Programming(You'll need to learn to use the Windows Libraries), then make a full mod with Source. That's the path I would take. Slowly working your way up so you can learn more. I think that's actually the path many Game Developers take. BTW, Source Mods are written in C++, so all of that previous learning won't go to waste.

teach me c++ sometime
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Bacteriophage

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 07:23 PM

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QUOTE (OniLink10 @ Sep 15 2009, 04:41 PM)

gj that's... my plan

QUOTE (SuperMarioMaster @ Sep 15 2009, 05:14 PM)

teach me c++ sometime
pls

onilink can't teach crap compared to the holy sanctity of c++ for dummies

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SuperMarioMaster

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 07:39 PM

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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 15 2009, 08:23 PM)

onilink can't teach crap compared to the holy sanctity of c++ for dummies

I need someone to explain to me things when I get stuck

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MegaTailzChao

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 07:46 PM

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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 15 2009, 06:23 PM)

onilink can't teach crap compared to the holy sanctity of c++ for dummies

He can teach you the difference between an OS and a kernel!

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Xgoff

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 07:47 PM

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QUOTE (MegaTailzChao @ Sep 15 2009, 06:46 PM)

He can teach you the difference between an OS and a kernel!

os - kernel

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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you

B.M.

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 07:47 PM

take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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QUOTE (MegaTailzChao @ Sep 15 2009, 05:46 PM)

He can teach you the difference between an OS and a kernel!

so can lupo

OniLink10

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 08:24 PM

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QUOTE (SuperMarioMaster @ Sep 15 2009, 05:39 PM)

I need someone to explain to me things when I get stuck

http://www.cplusplus.com/ should be your first priority for if you get stuck with C++, then ask someone on the forums.

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 10 2009 @ 06:11 PM)

did you try hello's engine

make sure to not ****ing change anything before using it!

Datt

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 08:29 PM

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Good luck with that phage

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his name's not Halo it's the master chief, and i don't know what "doesn't afraid of anything" means, have u ever played halo before?

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Bacteriophage

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 08:36 PM

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QUOTE (MegaTailzChao @ Sep 15 2009, 05:46 PM)

He can teach you the difference between an OS and a kernel!

one is the base environment used to run programs and access files on a computer

the other makes popcorn

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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 15 2009, 06:36 PM)

one is the base environment used to run programs and access files on a computer

the other makes popcorn

Yes. You are correct. YOU GET AN A+ THIS SEMESTER.

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 10 2009 @ 06:11 PM)

did you try hello's engine

make sure to not ****ing change anything before using it!

B.M.

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 09:04 PM

take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 15 2009, 06:36 PM)

one is the base environment used to run programs and access files on a computer

the other makes popcorn

congratulations you are now a valve employee

Z0mbi3

Posted: Sep 15 2009, 11:17 PM

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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 15 2009, 05:11 PM)

I won't be giving anything major out here. Mainly programs that already exist or drawings that aren't worth much. Also:

>Value

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haha, ok good, because some people just let all of their information out.

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