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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 07:29 PM
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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 07:33 PM
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QUOTE (RetroXYZ @ Sep 17 2009, 05:24 PM)
OniLink can't teach crap. Those sites he's giving can't teach crap. I could teach you if you want, though.

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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 07:35 PM
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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 17 2009, 07:33 PM)
no you couldn't

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QUOTE (RetroXYZ @ Sep 17 2009, 08:24 PM)
OniLink can't teach crap. Those sites he's giving can't teach crap. I could teach you if you want, though.

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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 08:07 PM
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QUOTE (Retriever II @ Sep 17 2009, 07:06 PM)
And what's your qualification

he can print "Hello world"!


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QUOTE (MegaTailzChao @ Sep 17 2009, 06:07 PM)
he can print "Hello world"!

yes, but can he make 20 go to 10?
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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE (Retriever II @ Sep 17 2009, 07:06 PM)
And what's your qualification

would i be qualified


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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 08:14 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 17 2009, 06:09 PM)
would i be qualified

i'll need to see your bachelor's degree in celsius


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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 08:15 PM
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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 17 2009, 07:14 PM)
i'll need to see your bachelor's degree in celsius

i got an f in fahrenheit but at least i got a c in celsius


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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 08:45 PM
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QUOTE (RetroXYZ @ Sep 17 2009, 08:24 PM)
OniLink can't teach crap. Those sites he's giving can't teach crap. I could teach you if you want, though.

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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 08:52 PM
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QUOTE (SuperMarioMaster @ Sep 17 2009, 06:45 PM)
Sure

no really he won't teach you well

i am 99% sure of this


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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 08:53 PM
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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 17 2009, 09:52 PM)
no really he won't teach you well

i am 99% sure of this

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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE (SuperMarioMaster @ Sep 17 2009, 06:53 PM)
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Then you teach me

C++ is a programming language. It derived from the early programming language C, and includes many new features absent from C - notably, C++ added the use of classes to perform object-oriented programming.

There is your first lecture. Here is your first homework assignment:

http://www.amazon.com/reader/0470317264?_e...dom#reader-link

Buy this book, read it, and use every single feature it introduces in a new program.


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Posted: Sep 17 2009, 09:01 PM
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c++ is a cool language and if you don't use it you are a noob

it's really powerful and can do things some other languages can't like corrupt memory outside your program and cause hardware damage

really people think they're cool because they use c but they don't get awesome stuff like classes or templates or vectors or a ****ton of operators or hookers and blow


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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 12:53 AM
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CONTENT, MAGETS

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ky4s9x

This is my first from-scratch program. It performs the quadratic formula when you give it three coefficients.

It will truncate any decimal coefficients, and integer coefficients will produce horrifying results.

But hey, it works!


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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 01:00 AM
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but will it blend


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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 01:01 AM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 18 2009, 11:00 PM)
but will it blend

double blend(double the_fun)
{
cout << "vrrm vrrm vrrm chppm chppm vrrrrrrrm";
return "/0";
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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 19 2009, 12:01 AM)
double blend(double the_fun)
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cout << "vrrm vrrm vrrm chppm chppm vrrrrrrrm";
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Why isn't this an app


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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 01:04 AM
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QUOTE (Bacteriophage @ Sep 19 2009, 12:01 AM)
double blend(double the_fun)
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cout << "vrrm vrrm vrrm chppm chppm vrrrrrrrm";
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i like typedefs

typedef char ****ING;

****ING A;


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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 01:04 AM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 18 2009, 11:04 PM)
i like typedefs

typedef char ****ING;

****ING A;

haven't quite gotten there


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