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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 07:57 PM
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QUOTE (Salad @ Sep 19 2009, 07:41 PM)
Whenever I see these topics I just kinda smile and nod, and hope these guys don't make the next weapon of mass destruction

More like MATH destruction. laugh3.gif


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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 08:01 PM
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i came in here expectin' Xgoff humor and i get this ****
i be dissapointed


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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 08:05 PM
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QUOTE (Lightning @ Sep 19 2009, 06:46 PM)
I recently turned down working on an unmanned underwater vehicle project for the department of defense
for, let's say, ethical reasons. (to be honest they couldn't tell me much about the project without me signing myself onto the team, so yeah--no.)

were you really expecting the dod to tell you anything without you pretty much not having a normal life after that


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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 10:47 PM
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Not bad! Now, the next one is to make programs shorter (and faster) than these:

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"~..)*\2*)*6/


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"32"/{"0=17%10%)2/}/-2*)3%60+"


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){A:Z}SxS5:[[{Ace}9,{))}%~{Jack}{Queen}{King}][{Spades}{Hearts}{Diamonds}{Clubs}]]At{{ of }A,._ Sc!Z^}%


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#{A:Zz:a}Sx.ArSt


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{zero}P,{one.two.three.four.five.six.seven.eight.nine}{.}/.A_P,{ten}P,{eleven}P,{twelve}P,.(;{twen}\0
A={thir}\1 A={fif}\3 A={eigh}\6 A=.(;{{teen}+P,}/{for}\2 A=\{}\+\At{Ar{ty }A,P,}/{one hundred}P,



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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 11:04 PM
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theres a trick to it

0x0=0
1x1=1 difference 1
2x2=4 difference 3
3x3=9 difference 5
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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE (zzo38 @ Sep 19 2009, 11:47 PM)
Not bad! Now, the next one is to make programs shorter (and faster) than these:

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"~..)*\2*)*6/


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"32"/{"0=17%10%)2/}/-2*)3%60+"


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){A:Z}SxS5:[[{Ace}9,{))}%~{Jack}{Queen}{King}][{Spades}{Hearts}{Diamonds}{Clubs}]]At{{ of }A,._ Sc!Z^}%


CODE
#{A:Zz:a}Sx.ArSt


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{zero}P,{one.two.three.four.five.six.seven.eight.nine}{.}/.A_P,{ten}P,{eleven}P,{twelve}P,.(;{twen}\0
A={thir}\1 A={fif}\3 A={eigh}\6 A=.(;{{teen}+P,}/{for}\2 A=\{}\+\At{Ar{ty }A,P,}/{one hundred}P,

What the ****


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Posted: Sep 19 2009, 11:42 PM
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wow i don't think i ever got rii to emphasize '****' with any of my code


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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
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(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
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Posted: Sep 20 2009, 12:21 AM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 20 2009, 12:42 AM)
wow i don't think i ever got rii to emphasize '****' with any of my code

Well you speak moon language but I've got no clue what the **** this it.


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Posted: Sep 20 2009, 12:25 AM
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QUOTE (Retriever II @ Sep 19 2009, 11:21 PM)
Well you speak moon language but I've got no clue what the **** this it.

quicky and i couldn't figure it out either

it's like ****ing k with different syntax


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(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
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Posted: Sep 20 2009, 12:31 AM
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(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
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