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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE (Soiyeruda @ Sep 25 2009, 08:24 PM)
It's probably the result of bestiality. >->

Yeah it is. It was even stated in the article.

I do wish they allowed some scientists to examine it shortly after it died, however, as opposed to letting the village give in to superstition and destroy the thing.


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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE (Nicholas Ainsworth @ Sep 25 2009, 09:04 PM)
Yeah it is. It was even stated in the article.

I do wish they allowed some scientists to examine it shortly after it died, however, as opposed to letting the village give in to superstition and destroy the thing.

"Sheep gave birth to man? BURN IT!"
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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 09:24 PM
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QUOTE (Giygas @ Sep 25 2009, 10:07 PM)
"Sheep gave birth to man? BURN IT!"

IT'S A WITCH
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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 09:26 PM
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QUOTE (RetroXYZ @ Sep 25 2009, 06:51 PM)
What the hell.

My thoughts exactly. That thing was pretty ****ed up.


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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 09:33 PM
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QUOTE (Giygas @ Sep 25 2009, 11:07 PM)
"Sheep gave birth to man? BURN IT!"

"It's an abomination that looks like a human, so it must be a demon. It's a sign of evil. So it, as a demon, should be burned back to hell!!"

Is far, far more accurate.


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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 09:35 PM
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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 09:40 PM
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QUOTE (Nicholas Ainsworth @ Sep 26 2009, 03:04 AM)
Yeah it is. It was even stated in the article.

not it isn't
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But local Governor Jason Machaya (56) is sure, that it was a half-man, half-goat hybrid which was the result of bestiality: "A grown man was responsible for this."

Doctors, however say that it would be a biological impossibility.

No vet did not have a chance to investigate the mysterious creature, but based on photos he concluded the kid was suffering from hydrocephalus, also known as water on the brain.

The condition would have accounted for the abnormally large skull and for the chin, nose, ears and other body parts having shifted during development.
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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 09:46 PM
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Definitely not biologically possible...but...
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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 09:52 PM
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QUOTE (Zenor @ Sep 25 2009, 09:33 PM)
"It's an abomination that looks like a human, so it must be a demon. It's a sign of evil. So it, as a demon, should be burned back to hell!!"

Is far, far more accurate.

oh.
Lemme fix.

"Sheep gave birth to abomination that looks like a human, so it must be a demon. It's a sign of evil. So it, as a demon, should be burned back to hell!!? BURN IT!"
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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 09:59 PM
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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 10:10 PM
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its fake,
read the article people.


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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 10:14 PM
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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 10:15 PM
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So wait
If I have sex with an animal and it gets on the news
Does that make me kind of famous?
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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 10:16 PM
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QUOTE (Giygas @ Sep 25 2009, 09:15 PM)
So wait
If I have sex with an animal and it gets on the news
Does that make me kind of famous?

famous because you ****ed an animal, yes


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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 25 2009, 10:16 PM)
famous because you ****ed an animal, yes

Cool
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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE (Giygas @ Sep 25 2009, 11:18 PM)
Cool
Brb seducing chickens for fame

Keep ****in' that chicken! wink.gif


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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 10:57 PM
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what

That's quite a deformity.


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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 11:58 PM
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Is that even possible?


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Posted: Sep 25 2009, 11:59 PM
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QUOTE (Parakarry @ Sep 26 2009, 02:28 PM)
Is that even possible?

No, as clearly stated in the aforementioned article that nobody seems to have read past the first line.

It's just a goat born with hydrocephalus.


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  Posted: Sep 26 2009, 12:06 AM
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QUOTE (Fierce Deity Saberie @ Sep 25 2009, 06:19 PM)
i want to make a scout reference in here somewhere.

he lived fast, and unfortunately did not die a virgin
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