wow I feel terrible

so I was outside and I saw a huge ass spider, so I grab it then squish it until I smack that thing across the garage

then I see one of these:



me hating these things I went and got the lighter; yeah the lighter

so I set it on fire and suddenly the thing starts SPARKING LIKE A FIRECRACKER

I'm like "HOLY **** AWESOME" and keep burning the poor thing

for about 8 minutes the things walking around as if it's freakin Superman, then it just starts curling still sparking



it's starting to twitch now and do that weird stretch thing

my god it looked so innocent and fuzzy and sad

;______________;





I didn't have the heart to finish

I just picked it up in a cup and gently put it in the front lawn away from my dog

I'm depressed; cheer me up

It was probably a rapist anyway

wow what a wuuussss

also watch out with the wooly bears cause they are venemous

This post has been edited by seldeslim on Sep 30 2009, 10:48 PM

Watching a comedy always cheers me up.

I suggest The Producers.

It was awesome the first while


but god

it just looked sad dieing a slow death; I felt like some sort of barbarian or nazi



I also believe in what goes around comes around (not in the literal sense for this case)

...Why would you kill a cute fuzzy caterpillar?

HEY BUGS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

GEERRRRR

I feel even worse that I filmed a clip of it sparking

they sting


same reason you would kill a "cute kawaii wuvy luvy" bumbley wumbly bee

you are a horrible person

i remember when i shot this bulldog with a harpoon

i mean **** it bit my mom like five times on the feet

plus the harpoon was the only thing i had close to me because she was on the front yard and i was in the room postan on m***

what you did was nothing

I know

The day sparks became a vegetarian.




In all seriousness though,

I think one of the Muppets lost an eyebrow recently. They're going to be pissed when they find out you set it on fire.

This post has been edited by 123James on Sep 30 2009, 10:53 PM

my god


I don't even have a reaction image to describe my view on this this

he is man
top of food chain
show bug who is boss

it was pretty gruesome bro

the spear had ****ing barbs and i had to take it out cause its expensive equipment

This post has been edited by seldeslim on Sep 30 2009, 10:54 PM

Why do I keep coming into this topic? I keep getting more and more depressed every time I read a new post.

one time i shoved firecrackers up a cat's butt an lit it


the cat died it was awesome

dsffg i remember this

They bite. If you touch them. They do not hunt you down.

A bite and sting are different things.

This post has been edited by Mr. Aforcer on Sep 30 2009, 11:27 PM