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The obligatory semi-annual "Garfield Generator", thread

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Xgoff

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 07:12 PM

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http://malicelabs.com/garfield/mix/2838/

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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you

BurninLeo

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 07:12 PM

Member's Standard
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QUOTE (Sword @ Oct 2 2009, 06:08 PM)

Oh nice

FlameMan

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 07:13 PM

Served severly severed.
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QUOTE (Sword @ Oct 2 2009, 08:08 PM)

Oh my word

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Refe rence

Fez

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 07:14 PM

Don't cry

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QUOTE (DJ Elly @ Oct 2 2009, 02:19 PM)

this wins.

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my character

Banjzooie

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 07:23 PM

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QUOTE (Raie @ Oct 2 2009, 06:03 PM)

http://malicelabs.com/garfield/mix/2820/

zzzz

Oh wow. That's great. That's the best innuendo I've ever seen in one of these. I'm seriously tearing up as I laugh over this one.

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BZ's quote(s) of the arbitrary time interval:

QUOTE (Sword @ Jun 17 2009, 07:23 AM)

Harry Potter and the Lawsuit of Forgiveness

QUOTE (Nicholas Ainsworth @ Jun 17 2009, 09:55 AM)

Might as well have the family of the author who wrote Peter Pan sue Shigeru Miyamoto for Ocarina of Time.

Raie

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 07:25 PM

It's called L-targeting
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QUOTE (Banjzooie @ Oct 2 2009, 06:23 PM)

Oh wow. That's great. That's the best innuendo I've ever seen in one of these. I'm seriously tearing up as I laugh over this one.

T-that wasn't intentional but okay. ;_;

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Do the time warp

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Banjzooie

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 07:29 PM

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QUOTE (Raie @ Oct 2 2009, 08:25 PM)

T-that wasn't intentional but okay. ;_;

Sorry... I guess my mind is a bit twisted. You know I'm talking about the comic, not what you said, right?

This post has been edited by Banjzooie on Oct 2 2009, 07:29 PM

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BZ's quote(s) of the arbitrary time interval:

QUOTE (Sword @ Jun 17 2009, 07:23 AM)

Harry Potter and the Lawsuit of Forgiveness

QUOTE (Nicholas Ainsworth @ Jun 17 2009, 09:55 AM)

Might as well have the family of the author who wrote Peter Pan sue Shigeru Miyamoto for Ocarina of Time.

Raie

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 07:32 PM

It's called L-targeting
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QUOTE (Banjzooie @ Oct 2 2009, 06:29 PM)

Sorry... I guess my mind is a bit twisted. You know I'm talking about the comic, not what you said, right?

Yes.

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Do the time warp

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Pucifur	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 07:51 PM
Standard Member Group: Site Staff Posts: 6357 Member No.: 1035 Joined: 10-May 05 Status: (0d)	-------------------- - P - U - C - I - F - U - R - got one

seldeslim

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 08:02 PM

so good that its banned
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QUOTE (BurninLeo @ Oct 2 2009, 05:08 PM)

fdhgfj wins this topic

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Tribute 1 BROWN mexican with forty years or less of AGE. Check all people your opponent controls, your opponent's hand, and all cards they draw (until the end of your opponent's third turn after this card's activation), and destroy all people with five or more years of AGE.

also this is gato from new mfgg3
just in case you're wondering about my join date status you silly newbies

Sword

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 08:12 PM

I needed a new avatar anyway
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QUOTE (seldeslim @ Oct 2 2009, 08:02 PM)

fdhgfj wins this topic

John es afrutado.

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Reference
My Wiki
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I'm the gotdang Batman I tell you what

Yuikiko

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 08:57 PM

Mah Boi, this holiday is what all true emperors Strive For!
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http://malicelabs.com/garfield/mix/2847/

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Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum. And there's no more ass to kick.

My Ref for those who want to draw me

People I have drawn.

Mewizkuit

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 09:14 PM

CHARMANDER
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QUOTE (Sword @ Oct 2 2009, 05:08 PM)

fsfsajhdsadfhksgsahgfsamk

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whenever i feel like clicking "reply"
i stop and think to myself, "why"
will it be a post to be remembered by?
or will i scare off a n00b and tell him to die?

Human Ref Fursona
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Best Fangame Ever

Kevin Rudd	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 09:14 PM
Progress ei toimu arengut, maailma tulla? Group: Members Posts: 3627 Member No.: 2746 Joined: 29-September 06 Status: (0d)	-------------------- Ruddy pictures! Alex made me sexy! Amster made me skeptical! mirror makes me 8-bitlytastic! Soiyeruda made me young again! Robby drew my awesomeness! All the people on forums I visit that have drawn a Flygon or Breloom. Guinea drew a Breloom Gato drew a Breloom Alba drew some sorta hybrid Alex drew a Breloom in 30 seconds Omnomlicous drew a Breloom I drew a Breloom I drew a Breloom properly Jazz drew a Breloom Jazz drew a Flygon OmegaK drew a Breloom Hybrid Project Alpha drew a sexy Breloom chick And a rather surprised Flygon Afti drew a rather strange Breloom No idea if I had any influence, but, whatever, HybridProjectAlpha drew a Flygon being eating by an Umbreon and I intend to sig it

Mewizkuit

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 09:18 PM

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http://malicelabs.com/garfield/mix/2848/
http://malicelabs.com/garfield/mix/2849/
http://malicelabs.com/garfield/mix/2850/

This post has been edited by Mewizkuit on Oct 2 2009, 09:23 PM

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whenever i feel like clicking "reply"
i stop and think to myself, "why"
will it be a post to be remembered by?
or will i scare off a n00b and tell him to die?

Human Ref Fursona
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Best Fangame Ever

RelmM	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 10:02 PM
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DR. Demon Lizardman

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 10:31 PM

No comment
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QUOTE (Sword @ Oct 2 2009, 07:08 PM)

DELICOUS

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For best ref of all, check this one out, thanks Ashura.

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Ashura please don't tell me you've done what I think you've done

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/Ashu...ic/58e7406e.jpg
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6940/mfgglizardmanbh1.png
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Baconface

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 11:02 PM

'ω'

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http://malicelabs.com/garfield/mix/2858/
flumph

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Stranger: hi
You: im batman
You: my gender is batman
Stranger: oh. i use the kryptonite
You: i live in batmanland
You: and i am batman years old
You: i protect the streets of gotham
Stranger: i use the kyrptonite
You: im batbat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Alternate ref

Tek	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 11:13 PM
no Group: Members Posts: 4393 Member No.: 1734 Joined: 17-December 05 Status: (0d)	http://malicelabs.com/garfield/mix/2859/ http://malicelabs.com/garfield/mix/2861/ -------------------- robot refs are hip and new