I think I just committed the stupidest act ever

Okay. I had a test today morning. I've just gone through it.

I had studied NOTHING for the test. The subject's "quite simple", and the classes were handled by students instead of the teacher; so, needless to say, I was blank.

I sacrificed studying for this test because there was another one coming first (which I took yesterday) which everyone in the class thought was THE MOST COMPLICATED AND AWFUL TEST EVAR. (Oh, and we had to turn in a 50-page paper to have the right to take the ****ing test.)

The test was piss easy. I bet I get a 100% mark.

Anyway, I thought "If this was hard, I wonder how's the easy test gonna be."

Well... um...

20 open questions. All including strings like "Give a lengthy, exact and fully detailed description of", "List all the aspects involved in [whatever the ****] in strict order, and explain in detail", and worst of all, "and based on the explanations presented in the book, analyze the situation and give your opinion."

So, naturally, I was totally dazed and confused as to what to do.

I pretty much snapped.

I grabbed my pen (yes, a pen, because there was no turning back) and started scribbling down the first things that came into my mind everywhere, mentally chanting the usual stuff: let's stick to our crazy guns, kick reason to the curb, who the hell do they think I am, and so on and so forth.

I experienced one of the most intense adrenaline rushes in my entire life, almost having a heart attack and an orgasm at the same time.

And in the midst of this craziness-induced high, I turned in the test without even giving it a second read so as to see what tripe I had jumbled in.

It was the best feeling ever.

I'm not doing it ever again.

bro your parent's put money on your education

you best be studying

This post has been edited by seldeslim on Oct 2 2009, 01:45 PM

.....this is a beautiful example of how fragile the human mind can be

A pen. That's serious commitment right there. Were you sure you were ready for such responsibility?

I've never seen the point of teachers going "MAKE SURE YOU GO BACK AND EXAMINE EACH ANSWER YOU PUT DOWN. REPEATEDLY!!!" I double check my answers while I'm taking the test. zzz


I've also never been able to study, maybe I just don't have the attention span for it, but I've also never needed to.

I do in maths tests, but there's no point in anything else.

Maths is just because I rush them and forget to check while I'm working stuff out ;_;

Dude, it was either studying for this test (which was unexpectedly hard, emphasis on unexpected) or making the ****ing 50-page paper to be allowed to take the other one. I had to make a difficult choice here, and I thought I did the right one until **** happened.

50 pages on what?

Man, this just shows you guys need to get out more.

When you say 'failing a test is the greatest feeling I've ever had!!!!!' ... makes you seem kinda pathetic!

History of networking, how it works, more blah blah blah about network connections, everything we wanted to know about IP adresses and didn't know yet because we hadn't taken the CCNA Exploration Network Fundamentals course, etcetera

Basically, everything Cisco had taught us up until now

How do I get out more without cash, man?

Oh and don't say "get a job" because I already have one, almost all my dough gets consumed in paying for my tuition... and food

Oh and don't say "get a better job" because troll ratings are forbidden

This post has been edited by El Huesudo II on Oct 2 2009, 02:10 PM

**** *****es

that gets you out

or dudes - whatever you're into

...I MEAN, YOU DO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF "WITHOUT CASH", RIGHT?

YOU DON'T NEED PROSTITUTES

UNLESS YOU DO

THEN YOU'RE BONED

What made this post funny was the fact that I could only see the first two lines... then I scroll down and see the punch line. priceless.

But prostitutes are cheaper than girlfriends...

two words

**** buddy

free ass

coolest story ever, bro

Why thank you.