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The Perfect Crime, Find a flaw.

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Marigi	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 04:11 PM
PLEASE USE CAPS IF YOU INTEND ON BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Group: Members Posts: 4876 Member No.: 726 Joined: 14-December 04 Status: (0d)	Go to another state. Steal a car. If you get pulled over, just pull over to the side of the road and play it cool. As soon as the cop strolls his fat ass up to the window to talk to you, spray him in the eyes with pepper spray. Make sure you're fast though so he doesn't get a good look at you! After the cop is maced, drive away REALLY REALLY fast and ditch the wheels somewhere. DONE AND DONE. You just got away with a pointless, yet badass, crime. --------------------

Jasper17

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 04:14 PM

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QUOTE (Marigi @ Oct 2 2009, 04:11 PM)

Go to another state. Steal a car. If you get pulled over, just pull over to the side of the road and play it cool. As soon as the cop strolls his fat ass up to the window to talk to you, spray him in the eyes with pepper spray. Make sure you're fast though so he doesn't get a good look at you!

After the cop is maced, drive away REALLY REALLY fast and ditch the wheels somewhere.

DONE AND DONE. You just got away with a pointless, yet badass, crime.

marigi your so nuts

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Weston404	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 04:15 PM
Cool beans Group: Members Posts: 956 Member No.: 3784 Joined: 19-May 07 Status: (0d)	There would probably be a camera at the car dealer you stole from. -------------------- If a pokemon breaks it's legs, does that mean it can't sleep?

Anubis

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 04:17 PM

**** it's Cactrot how are you bro
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QUOTE (Weston404 @ Oct 2 2009, 02:15 PM)

There would probably be a camera at the car dealer you stole from.

It doesn't even have to be from a car dealer man
That's the cool part

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Posted: Oct 2 2009, 04:17 PM

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QUOTE (Weston404 @ Oct 2 2009, 05:15 PM)

There would probably be a camera at the car dealer you stole from.

Yeah you're right that is a fla...

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JUST GET THESE

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Sparks	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 04:18 PM
hurr hurr freakin hurr Group: Members Posts: 1131 Member No.: 2198 Joined: 16-June 06 Status: (0d)	-------------------- Reference character thing- whatever why do you care ddaaaaaww (relmm)

Pip	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 04:18 PM
you are now reading my posts in chris tucker's voice Group: Members Posts: 5151 Member No.: 2941 Joined: 13-November 06 Status: (0d)	Fingerprints the little girl in the back seat of the car -------------------- **** are p. cool

Xgoff

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 04:18 PM

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how do you drive a car without wheels

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Sorario

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 04:20 PM

COULD THIS BE...MY...DISTINCT FLARE?!
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QUOTE (Pip @ Oct 2 2009, 05:18 PM)

Fingerprints

the little girl in the back seat of the car

but what if he used gloves

and also what if there never was a little girl

WHAT NOW L???

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Ludwig22	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 04:38 PM
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DJ Elly	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 04:39 PM
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El Huesudo II	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 06:37 PM
Back to my roots~ Group: Members Posts: 436 Member No.: 3708 Joined: 30-April 07 Status: (0d)	I bet you meant "ditch the plates somewhere". --------------------

Marigi

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 06:39 PM

PLEASE USE CAPS IF YOU INTEND ON BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
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QUOTE (El Huesudo II @ Oct 2 2009, 05:37 PM)

I bet you meant "ditch the plates somewhere".

no it's not flawless then

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Delichanicho	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 06:44 PM
Now you're messin' with a son-of-a-*****. Group: Members Posts: 5213 Member No.: 242 Joined: 17-January 04 Status: (0d)	What happen if the cop isn't fat? What happens if he's just strongest man on the face of the earth and can take gallons of mace to his eye and still be able to see? Being strong and resistant to mace he'd punch your ass all the way to jail... with just one punch, then he'd make it back home in time for dinner and parent fun time at night. His wife is a beast too. So are the kids. You could call them the Incredible Hulk family -------------------- 1st Person to tell me where this song is from and the name of it get a sprite edit. :::Best REF of me by FuPoo:::

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Posted: Oct 2 2009, 06:46 PM

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Ever watch those car chase shows on TV? When you spray the cop, not only will his car's dash-cam catch your ugly mug on film, he'll probably radio the rest of the police. Even if all he can get out is incoherent screaming, you'll have a whole ton of cops on your tail.

And that's with me hardly thinking about it. That plan'll go wrong, for sure.

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A man who descending into poverty in his quest to have his artwork recognized, joined his country's army at its hour of greatest need and was decorated for his valor. Imprisoned for his political beliefs, he went on to restore the power and prestige of his country, provide housing for millions of his people, and lead the fight against Communism. He is still considered by many to be that nation's most famous citizen.

Marigi

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 06:47 PM

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QUOTE (fujiko @ Oct 2 2009, 05:46 PM)

1) the camera cant see your face from the drivers seat of your own car
2) thats why you're in a stolen car. no id

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Fez	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 06:48 PM
Don't cry Group: Members Posts: 1348 Member No.: 5734 Joined: 1-October 08 Status: (0d)	cops work in pairs. flaw! -------------------- my character

Marigi

Posted: Oct 2 2009, 06:48 PM

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QUOTE (Fez @ Oct 2 2009, 05:48 PM)

cops work in pairs.

flaw!

not all cops!

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Fez	Posted: Oct 2 2009, 06:49 PM
Don't cry Group: Members Posts: 1348 Member No.: 5734 Joined: 1-October 08 Status: (0d)	no they do. -------------------- my character