So it's a little less than a month until Halloween, ITT Fujiko kinda helps her brother

I already know that I'm going as Scout for Halloween.

I asked my brother if he was gonna dress as someone cool, because with a snazzy outfit like this I don't want to get embarrassed by him walking next to me dressed as a clown or something.

He said he was thinking of going as Italy from APH, which is cool, but because Mum doesn't order stuff over the internets, it's gonna be a pain to put together.

So I asked him about his second choice, and he joked that he would go as Solid Snake, then asked if I had any ideas.

I recited my annual joke about how he should dress as Milhouse, gave a few actual suggestions, and promptly ran out of ideas.

Got any ideas for my bro's costume? Just helping a brotha out here, folks.

Millhouse Owen would work perfectly.

Solid Snake!

Alternately, Liquid Snake!

Also tell your Mum to be less tech-shy!

go as opposing other team scoot? i dunno and whenever i dont know i dress like a pirate and yell arrgh instead of trick or treat and the neighbors giving out candy and ask 'what the **** is an eighteen year old trickortreating?!"

I'm gonna be Ness.

thats not a bad idea

I asked Owen about Ness.

He said that he couldn't, because he doesn't have a baseball bat.

I told him to give me a real excuse.

He said not many people know who Ness is.

I said that was also ridiculous. Ness was in Super Smash Bros since the start, and those games reach people who didn't play Earthbound.

He said he just didn't want to be Ness, Lucas, or Ninten.

Well crap.

THIS IS DELICIOUS


i'm gonna get a lunchbox and play wav files of Heavy while wearing everything i can throw together

I was actually a pirate last year in 30-second-thrown-together-costume because some people from school were like "HI WE'RE GOING TO GO GET CANDY YOU SHOULD COME WITH US!" on the day of Halloween.



I never pass on free candy.


ever.

this explains so much

Anyway, tell your bro to go as a ghost. Simple, but it gets the job done.

He made a pun on the word "boo" and said no.

Tell him to go as himself

OH SNAP

... Explains what? :(

Tell Owen to be a lil' hockey player



or I'll force feed him orange juice.

He said, and I quote:

Well I doubt your mom would want your brother dressed as a transvestite so...

Tell him I just called him ugly

And tell him that I SAID IT

ME

SHROOMGUY

god i really need to delete those smiley filters

Your hyperness, generally.

I just pass out the candy.

But my friend was gonna hide in a Box MGS style on his lawn last near and move everynowandthen and jump out at random times.
But instead, he dressed as a hobo with a glass Coke-bottle in a brown-bag and used that. The cops even talked to him.

I hope he does the MGS thing this year.