Weird question

am i the only one who would pick D


because i'd love to be a drunk pedophile who kills his victims



at least i wont remember it the next morning ^_^

A Heavy Drinker maybe

but only if I get to stay at home when I do.

b

as long as i dont harm anyone else in the process outside the bar

c

because I'm a dark, cold blooded person...................nobody understands me..................

b

B

Also being a heavy drinker is something you can take care of with therapy.

I'd help you. C.

I'll get the best of all three worlds with D.

the first option would mean you'd always want to rape kids- and that's kind of a no-no. I guess you could deal with it through therapy a bit, maybe.

second one means you'd like alcohol a lot, could probably deal with it through therapy and such, but you'd probably end up pissing off a lot of people in the process

no matter how many people you kill, you'd still be a murderer so you could get away with killing only one person

either way though raping and killing people seems more trouble than pissing a bunch of people off so B is the best option

>best of all three worlds

There is no best in any of these you goose knocker.

B as long as I'm not a violent drunk

:(

C. Presume it would have the least negative effect on other people.

C is easy if you join the army.

Extra points if you kill a suicide bomber. It's not like he'd live much longer anyway plus you'd be saving people.

But that isn't considered murder, right?

It's always murder.

Now if what you just did had justice behind it or not is a whole different story.

Considering there is only one that you can't go to jail for, I'll go with it.

Spoilers:

I choose "b"