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Weston404	Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:05 PM
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:06 PM

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so are you in a dire need of biting someone's dick off then

because you seem quite interested in this concept

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MarioMK1	Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:06 PM
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QUOTE (MarioMK1 @ Oct 4 2009, 04:06 PM)

Lets just get a dead pig and have someone bite it.

because Pigs are a close analog to humans.

heh,

rats too

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Oct 4 2009, 04:06 PM)

so are you in a dire need of biting someone's dick off then

because you seem quite interested in this concept

maybe he's tied up in a closet and intends to bite the **** out of his captor when the door opens?

which must mean he's posting here on his phone

CALL
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:11 PM

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QUOTE (Nnnkingston @ Oct 4 2009, 05:03 PM)

I've heard that biting through your pinky finger is like biting a baby carrot, but your instinct is not to bite that hard on yourself so...

That's ...

Ew. Now I can't get that image out of my head.

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:13 PM

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QUOTE (Baroque @ Oct 4 2009, 07:07 PM)

maybe he's tied up in a closet and intends to bite the **** out of his captor when the door opens?

which must mean he's posting here on his phone

CALL
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*she's
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*she's
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:15 PM

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QUOTE (Pip @ Oct 4 2009, 04:13 PM)

*she's
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*she's
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i figured the hot girl in your avatar was part of the fad and that it was there because you were a guy

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:16 PM

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QUOTE (Baroque @ Oct 4 2009, 08:15 PM)

i figured the hot girl in your avatar was part of the fad and that it was there because you were a guy

no that's a picture of her

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:16 PM

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QUOTE (Baroque @ Oct 4 2009, 08:15 PM)

i figured the hot girl in your avatar was part of the fad and that it was there because you were a guy

Saberie asked and Saberie is a girl (pip's girlfriend as a matter of fact).

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QUOTE (Elyk @ Oct 4 2009, 04:16 PM)

no that's a picture of her

i doubt that, unless she hired a professional to take a picture of her and perfect the lighting

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QUOTE (Baroque @ Oct 4 2009, 07:15 PM)

i figured the hot girl in your avatar was part of the fad and that it was there because you were a guy

Saberie's a girl, though

i'm not

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QUOTE (Pip @ Oct 4 2009, 04:17 PM)

Saberie's a girl, though

i'm not

i should probably pay attention to who i reply to

oh well

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QUOTE (Nnnkingston @ Oct 4 2009, 07:03 PM)

I've heard that biting through your pinky finger is like biting a baby carrot, but your instinct is not to bite that hard on yourself so...

i want to try it but i dont and i want to but i dont want to and aaaaaaaaaa so conflicting

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:36 PM

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QUOTE (B.M. @ Oct 4 2009, 04:33 PM)

pip, the boyfriend, has the hot girl avatar
saberie, the girlfriend, has the demoman avatar

hey somebody said "that's her"

does that mean the hot girl is saberie

and if so

is pip demoman

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:37 PM

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QUOTE (Baroque @ Oct 4 2009, 07:36 PM)

hey somebody said "that's her"

does that mean the hot girl is saberie

and if so

is pip demoman

i am scottish

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:37 PM

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QUOTE (Nnnkingston @ Oct 4 2009, 05:03 PM)

I've heard that biting through your pinky finger is like biting a baby carrot, but your instinct is not to bite that hard on yourself so...

...........*starts bringing pinky finger towards mouth*

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