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Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips?
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Stranger: hi dear girl , wanna have a pleasent camsex on msn? You: uh You: UH You: okay Stranger: are you a female? Stranger: if you are Stranger: msn? You: i can dress up like one if you want me to  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Oh, Glukom!
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take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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| QUOTE (Sparks @ Oct 4 2009, 06:13 PM) | | QUOTE | Stranger: hey, are you horny? =P You: Last time I checked my name was not Horny You: >.> Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| QUOTE | Stranger: im horny, wanna see some pics? You: of what Stranger: me You: hmm You: sure You: like, vacation pictures and stuff? You: school photos? Stranger: ............. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| QUOTE | Stranger: is this david bowie? You: No, this is Patrick! You have disconnected. |
| QUOTE | Stranger: hello You: hello, dave Stranger: dave? You: yes, dave Stranger: who is dave? u? You: NO, THIS IS PATRICK |
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hurr hurr freakin hurr
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| QUOTE (B.M. @ Oct 4 2009, 08:20 PM) | | me doing what |
nvm D:
| QUOTE | You: I got this BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD virus that always BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD copies and BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD pastes BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD when I BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD type You: :[ Stranger: wtf ? You: yeah its BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD really weiBALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROADrd Stranger: HAHA, wow. You: I wish BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD I were jokBALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROADing |
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| QUOTE | Stranger: i lve you You: you love me Stranger: yes You: we're all one big gay family Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
This post has been edited by Sparks on Oct 4 2009, 08:22 PM
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PAY TAXES
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| QUOTE (hurp) | You: Hmm... Stranger: Hmm? You: I need some help You: You see You: I'm stuck on homework You: here's the question Stranger: Oh. Fun. You: 3+4 You: So hard Stranger: That'd be.. Stranger: Lemme get a calculator. You: No man that's cheating You: oh wait Stranger: Alright, fine. You: nonono You: you can use it if you want Stranger: I got it open on the computer. You: I just realized i'd be cheating now by asking you anyway You: heh Stranger: Yeah, well.. Let's see here. Stranger: 3+4, right? You: Yeah You: It's touch You: tough Stranger: 6. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999 Stranger: ...it goes on for a while. You: ... Stranger: You should just say 7. You: That doesn't fit on my page You: oh ok. You: ... Stranger: They won't be able to tell the difference. You: what's a 7 look like? You: I forget Stranger: An L. You: is it like a crusive G? Stranger: Upside down You: uhh You: upside down? You: that's turned sideways right? You: oh man You: this is tough Stranger: Turned sideways twice Stranger: So the bottom is the top You: Hmm. You: L You: |__ You: __| Stranger: No, the other way You: `| You: like that? Stranger: Close. Stranger: That's really close. Stranger: It'd be more like... 7 You: I don't think I can get any closer with just a keyboard Stranger: I dunno, probably not. You: maybe I can create a font You: and make L turn sideways twice Stranger: I have one with special characters, so I can put it, like this. Stranger: 7 You: oh man Stranger: But, it was expensive. You: I wish I had your keyboard You: why do these math teachers do this to us? Stranger: I dunno, man. You: how am I supposed to answer a question when I need a special keyboard to do it!? Stranger: Animal cruelty. You: Dude I'm not an animal Stranger: 'Sa joke, man. You: Not all kindergardeners are animals You: just some Stranger: We're all animals, technically Stranger: So, yeah. You: We're also all humans You: technically You: oh snap Stranger: Oh? You: Yeah Stranger: I'm pretty sure that there's non-humans. Stranger: Like.. Black People. You: You mean that toothpaste brand? Stranger: Yeah. You: Oh You: yeah I'm pretty sure that's not a human Stranger: Mhm You: neither is Nyquill Stranger: Or cough drops. Stranger: But those are the best. You: Cough drops aren't that great You: I prefer my coughs to fload You: float Stranger: No, no way. Stranger: If you do that, then they'll be in the sun, and get rotten. You: oh man you're right You: I should protect my coughs from the sun You: We wouldn't want the sun to get angry Stranger: Yeah, if they got infected.. Stranger: Man, that'd be awful You: what with all the stuff we launch into it Stranger: Oh **** man, I gotta go. You: I mean we've launched supervillains at it Stranger: Zombies. You: oh ok You: bye Stranger: I had a good life. You: 7 You: I DID IT Stranger: I lived, I laughed, I loved. Stranger: I have no regrets. Stranger: They're clawing at the door. Stranger: I'm gonna go step outside. You: Ok man You: bye Stranger: Have a good life, kid. Stranger: Don't go down without a fight. Stranger: ...And always, -always-, have a crowbar in the same room as you. |
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