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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 07:59 PM
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hurr hurr freakin hurr
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been awhile since we had one of these

http://omegle.com/

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You: YALLO YALLO TO THEE
You: HARK THEE IN THA FOREST??
Stranger: i am looking for a naughty girl for cyber on msn i am from holland
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You: hi i am a homosexual furry
Stranger: will u help my virtual city?
Stranger: i just need u to click a link
Stranger: ooh furries (:
You: wat


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B.M.
Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:01 PM
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take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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this one time someone was like "asl" so i responded "16/f/cali" as usual but she believed me and we got into this huge conversation about shopping and boys and she gave me fake relationship advice

i felt like a dick

anyways be right back


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Sparks
Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:02 PM
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hurr hurr freakin hurr
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QUOTE (B.M. @ Oct 4 2009, 08:01 PM)
felt like a dick

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:04 PM
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Stranger: hi dear girl , wanna have a pleasent camsex on msn?
You: uh
You: UH
You: okay
Stranger: are you a female?
Stranger: if you are
Stranger: msn?
You: i can dress up like one if you want me to wink.gif
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B.M.
Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:05 PM
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take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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anyways protip:

when someone asks you your gender, the best response is always "im batman"


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:05 PM
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Stranger: Hot day, isn't it?
You: more humid than hot, but yes
Stranger: Anyway, how are you? !
You: okay
You: and you?
Stranger: Fine! Thanks
Stranger: Are student of ?
You: it's been so long since we've talked last
You: i'm getting horny
Stranger: !You get very fast
Stranger: I hope you dont finish that fast
Stranger: = p
You: you know I don't
Stranger: Hmmm, i sure do
Stranger: !!
You: where are you these days
You: you should come back home sometime
Stranger: Same
Stranger: Sure*
Stranger: Anytime, anywhere
Stranger: babe
Stranger: =*
You: our child wants to see you too
You: not having a father is hard for him
Stranger: Oooh poor them!
Stranger: Soon i ll be there
Stranger: I ll bring Ryan a car as he wanted so much
You: ryan?
You: that's not his name
You: you are Carlos, right?
Stranger: well i think we ll need a dna test
Stranger: Hahahahahha
Stranger: Very funny but i gtg
You: me too
You: the cake is burning
You: see you hon~
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE (B.M. @ Oct 4 2009, 07:05 PM)
anyways protip:

when someone asks you your gender, the best response is always "im batman"

Stranger: im looking for a cute guy, 16-19, inthe usa, to talk to: ) talk cute wiht me and maybe we'll text? : )
You: im batman
Stranger: how old are you batman
You: i protect the streets of gotham
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:12 PM
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PAY TAXES
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I see my filter has taken off quite well.


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Sparks
Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:13 PM
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hurr hurr freakin hurr
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Stranger: hey, are you horny? =P
You: Last time I checked my name was not Horny
You: >.>
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B.M.
  Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:15 PM
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take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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QUOTE (Sparks @ Oct 4 2009, 06:13 PM)
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Stranger: hey, are you horny? =P
You: Last time I checked my name was not Horny
You: >.>
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Stranger: im horny, wanna see some pics?
You: of what
Stranger: me
You: hmm
You: sure
You: like, vacation pictures and stuff?
You: school photos?
Stranger: .............
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also:

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Stranger: is this david bowie?
You: No, this is Patrick!
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Stranger: hello
You: hello, dave
Stranger: dave?
You: yes, dave
Stranger: who is dave? u?
You: NO, THIS IS PATRICK
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:18 PM
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QUOTE (Tek @ Oct 4 2009, 09:10 PM)
Stranger: im looking for a cute guy, 16-19, inthe usa, to talk to: ) talk cute wiht me and maybe we'll text? : )
You: im batman
Stranger: how old are you batman
You: i protect the streets of gotham
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I lol'd.

Most of mine are spent trolling. Though I've had a few nice chats.


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Sparks
Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:18 PM
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hurr hurr freakin hurr
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QUOTE (B.M. @ Oct 4 2009, 08:15 PM)
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also:




so wait that was you!?


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Stranger: hi
You: I got this BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD virus that always BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD copies and BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD pastes BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD when I BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD type
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  Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:20 PM
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QUOTE (Sparks @ Oct 4 2009, 06:18 PM)
so wait that was you!?



me doing what
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:21 PM
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QUOTE (B.M. @ Oct 4 2009, 08:20 PM)
me doing what

nvm D:

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You: I got this BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD virus that always BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD copies and BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD pastes BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD when I BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD type
You: :[
Stranger: wtf ?
You: yeah its BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD really weiBALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROADrd
Stranger: HAHA, wow.
You: I wish BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD I were jokBALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROADing

sequel

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Stranger: i lve you
You: you love me
Stranger: yes
You: we're all one big gay family
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:26 PM
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You: Hmm...
Stranger: Hmm?
You: I need some help
You: You see
You: I'm stuck on homework
You: here's the question
Stranger: Oh. Fun.
You: 3+4
You: So hard
Stranger: That'd be..
Stranger: Lemme get a calculator.
You: No man that's cheating
You: oh wait
Stranger: Alright, fine.
You: nonono
You: you can use it if you want
Stranger: I got it open on the computer.
You: I just realized i'd be cheating now by asking you anyway
You: heh
Stranger: Yeah, well.. Let's see here.
Stranger: 3+4, right?
You: Yeah
You: It's touch
You: tough
Stranger: 6. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999
Stranger: ...it goes on for a while.
You: ...
Stranger: You should just say 7.
You: That doesn't fit on my page
You: oh ok.
You: ...
Stranger: They won't be able to tell the difference.
You: what's a 7 look like?
You: I forget
Stranger: An L.
You: is it like a crusive G?
Stranger: Upside down
You: uhh
You: upside down?
You: that's turned sideways right?
You: oh man
You: this is tough
Stranger: Turned sideways twice
Stranger: So the bottom is the top
You: Hmm.
You: L
You: |__
You: __|
Stranger: No, the other way
You: `|
You: like that?
Stranger: Close.
Stranger: That's really close.
Stranger: It'd be more like... 7
You: I don't think I can get any closer with just a keyboard
Stranger: I dunno, probably not.
You: maybe I can create a font
You: and make L turn sideways twice
Stranger: I have one with special characters, so I can put it, like this.
Stranger: 7
You: oh man
Stranger: But, it was expensive.
You: I wish I had your keyboard
You: why do these math teachers do this to us?
Stranger: I dunno, man.
You: how am I supposed to answer a question when I need a special keyboard to do it!?
Stranger: Animal cruelty.
You: Dude I'm not an animal
Stranger: 'Sa joke, man.
You: Not all kindergardeners are animals
You: just some
Stranger: We're all animals, technically
Stranger: So, yeah.
You: We're also all humans
You: technically
You: oh snap
Stranger: Oh?
You: Yeah
Stranger: I'm pretty sure that there's non-humans.
Stranger: Like.. Black People.
You: You mean that toothpaste brand?
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Oh
You: yeah I'm pretty sure that's not a human
Stranger: Mhm
You: neither is Nyquill
Stranger: Or cough drops.
Stranger: But those are the best.
You: Cough drops aren't that great
You: I prefer my coughs to fload
You: float
Stranger: No, no way.
Stranger: If you do that, then they'll be in the sun, and get rotten.
You: oh man you're right
You: I should protect my coughs from the sun
You: We wouldn't want the sun to get angry
Stranger: Yeah, if they got infected..
Stranger: Man, that'd be awful
You: what with all the stuff we launch into it
Stranger: Oh **** man, I gotta go.
You: I mean we've launched supervillains at it
Stranger: Zombies.
You: oh ok
You: bye
Stranger: I had a good life.
You: 7
You: I DID IT
Stranger: I lived, I laughed, I loved.
Stranger: I have no regrets.
Stranger: They're clawing at the door.
Stranger: I'm gonna go step outside.
You: Ok man
You: bye
Stranger: Have a good life, kid.
Stranger: Don't go down without a fight.
Stranger: ...And always, -always-, have a crowbar in the same room as you.


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:26 PM
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"Stranger: hey
Stranger: i'm Jonas 18/M/Sweden,
and you?
You: I'm Batman 786/MF/Mobius.
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:29 PM
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i uhh
i think i just got into an argument with a /b/tard

except he wasn't a very good /b/tard

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:31 PM
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QUOTE (Mikau @ Oct 4 2009, 06:04 PM)
Stranger: hi dear girl , wanna have a pleasent camsex on msn?
You: uh
You: UH
You: okay
Stranger: are you a female?
Stranger: if you are
Stranger: msn?
You: i can dress up like one if you want me to wink.gif
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: nuthin much
You: you
Stranger: same
Stranger: asl??
You: oh wait
You: one sec
You: I have to vomit
Stranger: what
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/f/pa
You: u?
Stranger: 18/m/kor
You: korea?
Stranger: y es
You: okay
Stranger: pa < ? fullname please
You: pakistan
Stranger: a~
Stranger: nice to meet meet you
You: same
You: oh wait
Stranger: man?
Stranger: msn?
Stranger: how a u doing now?
You: terrible
You: there's sand in my laptop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: bold u are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: so whats on your mind?
You: ummm, static, brain tissue…
You: the usual
Stranger: i see
Stranger: no provocitive thoughts
Stranger: social commentary
You: not that I can think of
You: why?
Stranger: just wondering
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:33 PM
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the trilogy comes to a conclusion

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You: NO!
You: THIS IS PATRICK~
Stranger: oh sorry
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