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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:33 PM
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Stranger: I am 17, male, and looking for a with pictures or a webcam. Judge me all you want!!!
You: You have been judged
Stranger: thanks!
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:35 PM
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You: hey bro
Stranger: hey
You: tell me if i'm good looking or not
Stranger: ok
You: my self esteem has been kind of low lately
You: http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6941/57904745.png
Stranger: :O
Stranger: well.. i cant tell by that photo...
Stranger: ill need more :P
Stranger: haha
You: it's the only one I have atm :(
Stranger: you are beautiful
Stranger: perfecto
You: thanks :3c
Stranger: belissimo
Stranger: what has made you think such crazy ****?
You: my girlfriend dumped me for some ugly ***** saying how she was better looking
Stranger: :O
Stranger: well...
Stranger: ummm
You: yes
Stranger: marry me instead
You: im gay
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: marry me instead
Stranger: ill be good for you :D
Stranger: naa im playin :P
Stranger: how did you realize you where gay??
Stranger: since birth?
You: after puberty I noticed I wasn't as interested in guys as the other girls
You: then I started to fantasize
Stranger: flamin' flannels
Stranger: well
Stranger: can i ask how old you are?
You: 19
Stranger: shiit
Stranger: how long has it been since you were with a guy?
You: like, three years
Stranger: don't you miss a big boned nice n masculine body?
You: no
You: girls are more fun
You: there are more senstative areas to play with
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: you just need to find a big boned masculine guy with sensitive spots
Stranger: c'mon,
Stranger: well what type of girls you go for??
Stranger: butch?
You: cute nerdy ones
You: with short ponytails
You: and thin
You: I also like darker hair colors
Stranger: so if i dressed up like that, we wouldn't play???
You: I doubt you can pull off the hour glass :/
Stranger: HAhahahAHH!
Stranger: good point :P
You: well I'm going to go mastrubate
You: bye
Stranger: heyy
You: thanks for listening
Stranger: whahaaa
Stranger: let me watch!!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: pweeese ?
Stranger: :(
You: no webcam :(
Stranger: well,
Stranger: give me commentary
You: also no way I don't know you
Stranger: u can multitask
You: that would be awkward
Stranger: :O
Stranger: we had a chat
Stranger: we're good
Stranger: :D
You: I don't think so :(


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:37 PM
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
You: sup
Stranger: hey
Stranger: no ****in way
You: im gay
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no way
Stranger: i say
You: okay


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:37 PM
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QUOTE (Elyk @ Oct 4 2009, 09:35 PM)
You: hey bro
Stranger: hey
You: tell me if i'm good looking or not
Stranger: ok
You: my self esteem has been kind of low lately
You: http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6941/57904745.png
Stranger: :O
Stranger: well.. i cant tell by that photo...
Stranger: ill need more :P
Stranger: haha
You: it's the only one I have atm :(
Stranger: you are beautiful
Stranger: perfecto
You: thanks :3c
Stranger: belissimo
Stranger: what has made you think such crazy ****?
You: my girlfriend dumped me for some ugly ***** saying how she was better looking
Stranger: :O
Stranger: well...
Stranger: ummm
You: yes
Stranger: marry me instead
You: im gay
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: marry me instead
Stranger: ill be good for you :D
Stranger: naa im playin :P
Stranger: how did you realize you where gay??
Stranger: since birth?
You: after puberty I noticed I wasn't as interested in guys as the other girls
You: then I started to fantasize
Stranger: flamin' flannels
Stranger: well
Stranger: can i ask how old you are?
You: 19
Stranger: shiit
Stranger: how long has it been since you were with a guy?
You: like, three years
Stranger: don't you miss a big boned nice n masculine body?
You: no
You: girls are more fun
You: there are more senstative areas to play with
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: you just need to find a big boned masculine guy with sensitive spots
Stranger: c'mon,
Stranger: well what type of girls you go for??
Stranger: butch?
You: cute nerdy ones
You: with short ponytails
You: and thin
You: I also like darker hair colors
Stranger: so if i dressed up like that, we wouldn't play???
You: I doubt you can pull off the hour glass :/
Stranger: HAhahahAHH!
Stranger: good point :P
You: well I'm going to go mastrubate
You: bye
Stranger: heyy
You: thanks for listening
Stranger: whahaaa
Stranger: let me watch!!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: pweeese ?
Stranger: :(
You: no webcam :(
Stranger: well,
Stranger: give me commentary
You: also no way I don't know you
Stranger: u can multitask
You: that would be awkward
Stranger: :O
Stranger: we had a chat
Stranger: we're good
Stranger: :D
You: I don't think so :(

Wow what a perv.


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:37 PM
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Stranger: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: i'm ok
Stranger: u ?
You: Pretty good
Stranger: from ?
You: but there's an axe in my skull
You: from?
You: oh yeah
You: uhh...
You: Well I'm from Texas
You: but I don't know where I am now
You: it's really dark here
You: and this guy was interrogating me
Stranger: ...
You: then he gave me a computer and told me to talk to someone
Stranger: you're quite weird
Stranger: i like it
You: Yeah well
You: I'm kinda not knowing where I am now a-
You: oh
You: I'm not supposed to tell you all that stuff
You: he says I'm supposed to give you some sort of code
You: or something
Stranger: so give me
You: But before that
You: he wants me to make sure you're the right person?
You: yeah
Stranger: ow
You: Ok
You: uhh
Stranger: i'm the right person
You: Do you know about Project FourTwoTwo
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: Ok.
You: Uhh
You: what's the code to the second room?
Stranger: nine one seven seven
You: Hmm.
You: ok he's checking
You: yeah that's right
You: ok.
You: you must be the guy
Stranger: i knew it
You: only the real people know that code
You: ok
You: so here's my message
You: ...
You: the game
Stranger: (try to find something interesting)
You: I don't get it either
You: He says you're supposed to know what it means
You: I know nothing
You: I'm just the messenger and
You: and
You: and
You: He's looking at me really angry now
Stranger: the game ? that's all ?
You: That's it
You: you don't know what it means
You: OH NO HE HAS A KNIFE
You: PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
Stranger: yeah man i know
You: See see?
You: you know
You: he knows!
You: Ohh
You: uhh.
You: ok he's calming down
Stranger: ok
You: Ok he wants me to give him back the computer
You: I guess the convo is over now
Stranger: let me chat with him
You: Uhh
You: I can't do that
You: I really gotta go
Stranger: you can
You: he's giving me that look again
You: I really gotta go
You: He's got the knife a


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:39 PM
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QUOTE (B.M. @ Oct 4 2009, 08:29 PM)
i uhh
i think i just got into an argument with a /b/tard

except he wasn't a very good /b/tard

:/

whatd they say

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Stranger: hey! horny girl with msn..?
You: I can be a horny girl... biggrin.gif
Stranger: talk on msn.?
You: yes
You: carolina26xxbaby@live.com
You: catch me biggrin.gif
You have disconnected.

I made up the email


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:40 PM
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Stranger: hi
You: SEVENTY FOUR BOUNCING BABY PENGINS
You: oh hey
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:41 PM
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QUOTE (Elyk @ Oct 4 2009, 08:35 PM)
You: hey bro
Stranger: hey
You: tell me if i'm good looking or not
Stranger: ok
You: my self esteem has been kind of low lately
You: http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6941/57904745.png
Stranger: :O
Stranger: well.. i cant tell by that photo...
Stranger: ill need more :P
Stranger: haha
You: it's the only one I have atm sad.gif
Stranger: you are beautiful
Stranger: perfecto
You: thanks :3c
Stranger: belissimo
Stranger: what has made you think such crazy ****?
You: my girlfriend dumped me for some ugly ***** saying how she was better looking
Stranger: :O
Stranger: well...
Stranger: ummm
You: yes
Stranger: marry me instead
You: im gay
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: marry me instead
Stranger: ill be good for you biggrin.gif
Stranger: naa im playin :P
Stranger: how did you realize you where gay??
Stranger: since birth?
You: after puberty I noticed I wasn't as interested in guys as the other girls
You: then I started to fantasize
Stranger: flamin' flannels
Stranger: well
Stranger: can i ask how old you are?
You: 19
Stranger: shiit
Stranger: how long has it been since you were with a guy?
You: like, three years
Stranger: don't you miss a big boned nice n masculine body?
You: no
You: girls are more fun
You: there are more senstative areas to play with
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: you just need to find a big boned masculine guy with sensitive spots
Stranger: c'mon,
Stranger: well what type of girls you go for??
Stranger: butch?
You: cute nerdy ones
You: with short ponytails
You: and thin
You: I also like darker hair colors
Stranger: so if i dressed up like that, we wouldn't play???
You: I doubt you can pull off the hour glass :/
Stranger: HAhahahAHH!
Stranger: good point :P
You: well I'm going to go mastrubate
You: bye
Stranger: heyy
You: thanks for listening
Stranger: whahaaa
Stranger: let me watch!!
Stranger: biggrin.gif
Stranger: pweeese ?
Stranger: sad.gif
You: no webcam sad.gif
Stranger: well,
Stranger: give me commentary
You: also no way I don't know you
Stranger: u can multitask
You: that would be awkward
Stranger: :O
Stranger: we had a chat
Stranger: we're good
Stranger: biggrin.gif
You: I don't think so sad.gif

These are always the most fun.


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:41 PM
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hurr hurr freakin hurr
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Stranger: show me your ****
You: Oh you like man **** too?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wat


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  Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:42 PM
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take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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QUOTE (Sparks @ Oct 4 2009, 06:39 PM)
whatd they say

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Fail.
You: epic win xD
Stranger: No, fail.
You: fail?
Stranger: Yes, fail.
You: i really have to go troll people
Stranger: Hold on
You: oh
You: okay
Stranger: ****in ****** stole my bike!
You: goddamn fourchans
You: get out
Stranger: GTFO new***.
You: /b/tard
Stranger: RULES ONE AND TWO
You: oshi
Stranger: The game.
You: dammit
You: argh
Stranger: Are you a pirate?
You: yes
You: bittorrent off the starboard bow
Stranger: I AM A SOUP DRAGON LETS MAKE GREEN SOUP!
You: QQ
Stranger: QQ sum more.
You: so seriously
You: what the hell are you doing here
Stranger: What the hell are YOU doing here?
You: i'm trying to get into a conversation where i can say
You: "NO! THIS IS PATRICK!"
You: and then quit
Stranger: Good idea.
Stranger:

▲ ▲
Stranger: Where is your god now?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:47 PM
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You: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN
You: I WAGER ALL YOUR SHEN GONG WU FOR NOTHING
Stranger: a what?
You: NO ITEMS
You: FOX ONLY
You: FINAL DESTINATION
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:50 PM
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:53 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u a gril???
You: yea
Stranger: got a pic???
You: yea
You: http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/ReD...la/danielle.jpg
Stranger: whoa ****
Stranger: i'd hit that
You: CAN'T HIT WHAT AIN'T THERE
You: WANANANANANA
Stranger: **** i fell for it
Stranger: uh
Stranger: YOU DID WELL
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 08:57 PM
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You: Hey
Stranger: 你好!
You: Oh wow
You: that's a crazy looking character there
You: I bet it's portugese
Stranger: no,it's chinese
You: No I'm pretty sure that's portugese
You: have you ever been to portugal?
Stranger: no,but i'm really from China
You: So how do you know it's not portugese?
You: if you've never been to portugal?
Stranger: yeah,it's 100% Chinese
You: Well I guess in you're country it's chinese
You: but in my country of Botswana it's portugal
You: the exchange rates do that
Stranger: wow……would you mind telling me your location?
You: Hawaii
You: Yeah
You: It's a cool place
You: lots of weird stuff
You: you'd be surprised how much changes when you go south of the north pole
Stranger: yeah,i heard of that
You: Yeah
You: you start dealing with gravity
You: different religions
You: and the people here have gotten so used to it
You: I'm not
You: I'm so used to the lower gravity on Botswanna
Stranger: so you are in college now?
You: Oh we don't have those in Hawaii
You: everything's programmed into us
You: Back in Botswanna we called it "the school system"
You: but here it's just said like it is.
You: brainwashing
You: it's pretty effective
You: I now know everything there is to know about the subterrainian whales
Stranger: oh i learn lot from u
You: Oh yeah
You: the whales have interesting speech patterns
You: nobody knows what they're saying yet
You: this is mostly because the translation from chinese to swahili just doesn't mesh right
You: and then you have to deal with regional currencies
You: too complicated
Stranger: that's right
You: So is there anything else you'd like to know about Poland?
Stranger: en,i knew a movie
You: a movie?
You: oh yeah
You: they have those in chips
You: you put it in a sliver under your wrist and it shows it right in front of your eyes
You: the Spider man movie was awesome
Stranger: Katyn,do you know that?
You: Oh yeah
You: it's my favorite dish
You: native to Egypt
You: so delicious
You: too bad some people had trouble with us eating domestic felines
Stranger: wow,that's a pity
You: Yeah
You: Everyone would gather around the table
You: usually on congratsday
You: and we'd have a big ol' Katyn supper
You: the whole family would be there
You: I miss those days
You: But that was centuries ago
Stranger: time files
You: Time files?
Stranger: fly
You: Oh right
You: That was my favorite kids show
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:03 PM
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so good that its banned
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: if i say m are you going to disconnect again
You: cus im telling you now
You: there are no chicks on the net
You: you're not getting laid anytime soon
You: deal with it.
You: now lets have a pleasant conversation, yes?
Stranger: ok
You: meh i got nothin
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:04 PM
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Pretend you're a girl > get long and insightful conversations

Be honest > be disconnected by everybody


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:13 PM
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What a concept!
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My friend is always trying to get me to use that site.

She claims that she is Jerry- a 26-year-old sex lord from Brazil... and people buy it.


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:16 PM
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You: hi
Stranger: hello!
You: heyyy
You: so what you been up to
Stranger: looking for something to do. bored here. lol
Stranger: asl please
You: 16/m/mex
Stranger: 20 / f/ brazil =)
You: oooh man
You: you must be some hotass chick
Stranger: lol
You: ah whatever
You: so hows school
Stranger: college =)
You: oh wait yeah
You: hows college
Stranger: good =)
so many thing to do. i´m tired
You: i got a two week break
You: nothing goods happening
Stranger: i´m going to have a break this week also =)
Stranger: but i have a lot of homework to do
You: sucks
You: i have work buts its to get ahead
Stranger: i´ll spend the whole week with my works
You: what classes do you have
Stranger: interior composition and furniture detail
You: oh so you wanna be an interior designer
Stranger: yes
You: cool
You: i want to be an algebra teacher
Stranger: smile.gif
You: well uh
You: it's been nice talking to you
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also this is gato from new mfgg3
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:18 PM
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I'm tempted to just copy one of these chats and switch the Stranger parts with the You parts.


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