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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:30 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u a gril???
You: yea
Stranger: got a pic???
You: yea
You: http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/ReD...la/danielle.jpg
Stranger: whoa ****
Stranger: i'd hit that
You: CAN'T HIT WHAT AIN'T THERE
You: WANANANANANA
Stranger: **** i fell for it
Stranger: uh
Stranger: YOU DID WELL
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:35 PM
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anyways protip:

when someone asks you your gender, the best response is always "im batman"

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 30 yo guy looking for a young girl to have affair with
You: im batman
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:38 PM
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This has to be the greatest Omegle yet. (Scroll past for TL;DR version)

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Stranger: its ur dad
You: hey dad
You: how's it going?
You: I didn't know you went online.
Stranger: ur in big doodoo
You: Oh mN
You: what'd I do?
Stranger: u stol my car
You: Why would I do that?
You: I don't have a drivers license yet.
Stranger: ur a kid
You: No
You: I'm 19 years old
Stranger: YES
You: QUIT TREATING ME LIKE A KID
You: dad I know you're old
You: but you can't type THAT slow
Stranger: u r a kid
You: Ok fine
You: let's assume you're right
You: I am indeed a kid
You: why would I steal your car?
Stranger: ur evil
You: Why dad
You: don't sell yourself short
Stranger: bad BAD
You: you taught me better than that!
You: I can't believe you'd degrade yourself by saying you raised me to be evil
You: why
You: why
You: you must be going emo
Stranger: OOOOOOK
You: or a midlife crisis
Stranger: OK OK just trolling
You: HAHA
You: I CAUGHT YOU
You: IN THE ACT
Stranger: but ur funny
You: Consider yourself ANTITROLLED
You: lol
You: the game
Stranger: lol
You: ok enough degrading myself using fads
You: lets get serious
You: I demand to know what YOU did with MY car!
Stranger: soo ur 19
You: Oh yeah
You: Well technically 18
Stranger: r u?
You: But I'm just about 19
You: it's like
You: ooooh
You: 6 days till my Bday
Stranger: know way
Stranger: 2 days till mine
You: Cool
Stranger: yaaaay
You: I'll mark my calender
You: But since I'll never see you ever again
You: I think I should give you a gift
You: quick
Stranger: yeah me to
You: tell me something you want drawn
You: and I shall draw it
You: as long as it's safe for work
Stranger: ooooh a pony
Stranger: a pretty one
You: Alright
You: hang on this might take a bit of time
Stranger: yaaaaaaay
Stranger: ok
You: I have to re-arrange my desk
You: break out my tablet
You: open photoshop
You: alright
You: starting to draw
You: NOW
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: no
You: hang on lemme draw you the pony
Stranger: ur funny
You: what color do you want it to be?
Stranger: pink and blue
You: alright
You: starting to draw
You: now
Stranger: r u don yet
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ello
You: no
You: hang on
You: this'll be a quick little sketch type thing
You: but I can't type and draw at the same time
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gooooooo
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: boring
You: stay
You: I'm drawing it right now
You: watch a video or something while you wait
You: I'm drawing it
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: ok
You: alright
You: let me upload it to imageshack
Stranger: r u really drawing a pic
Stranger: ?
You: Here you go
You: http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/439/randompony.png
You: Happy birthday!
You: And yeah
You: I really drew that
You: getting used to CS4
Stranger: omg
Stranger: its beautiful
You: and it's for you
Stranger: ; ]
You: consider it something to remember me by
You: well
Stranger: awww thx
You: since I'm anonymous that'd be hard but
You: whatevs
Stranger: so ur a boy?
You: Yeah
You: but you ordered a pink and blue pony
You: so that's what I drew
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: its a pretty pony
You: Thanks
You: I think
You: :p
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: LUV
Stranger: ur soo nice
You: Thanks
You: you're not a half bad guy yourself
You: for a troll. :p
Stranger: whats ur name ?
Stranger: and im a girl
You: Well I don't give that information out on Omegle
You: nothing personal it's just how I roll
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: ur smart
You: smarter than the average bear
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur funny too
You: Thanks
You: I like to spread funnitude to people
You: it makes them lol
You: even if it's at my expense
Stranger: oh happy berthday
You: Oh yea
You: thanks
Stranger: funny man
You: funneh
You: well I got to get going
Stranger: bb
You: bye
Stranger: and thnx
You: you're welcome. wink.gif
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TL;DR - I trolled a troll, then got him/her to like me, then drew him/her a pony for his/her supposed birthday. Giving random people art has never been this much fun. biggrin.gif


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:39 PM
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so good that its banned
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: what's up?
You: my dick.
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  Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:40 PM
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take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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there's like, one kinda dirty line that i spoilered
don't ban me bro

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need cyber
You: 16/f looking for cute guys <3 will post pics~
Stranger: im your guy
You: okay
Stranger: start talking dirty
You: garbage
You: pollution
You: china
Stranger: like imagine what you would do to me if i were with you
You: um
You: i'd ask if you were thirsty
You: and then
Stranger: i love sex
You: woah
You: slow down there, cowboy
Stranger: i need cybering
Stranger: please
You: i'm getting there
You: so i'd ask if you were thirsty
You: what would you say
Stranger: thirsty for your juices
You: i would go to the fridge
You: and get some orange juice
You: and say here you go sweetie
You: and then i would turn on the tv
Stranger: please... get to the point
You: and we would watch some movie
You: maybe the dark knight
You: i like that moive
You: *movie
You: so after that i'd look at you and say
You: "it's getting kinda late"
You: "you should really go"
You: and i'd grab your jacket for you and open up the front door
You: and you would leave and i'd lock it
You: and then i would watch the dark knight again
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 10:08 PM
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Stranger: mf?
You: m
You: but before you leave
You: let me explain myself
You: I've been going through Omegle
You: asking for what people want me to draw
You: and I draw it for them
You: the only rule is that it must be work safe
You: now sometimes they don't wait until it's done
You: which is the case with my last one
You: http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/8489/ho...verfinished.png
You: So if you're in
You: and are willing to wait
You: you can have something drawn by yours truely
Stranger: can you draw a grim reaper?
You: Sure
You: the drawing shouldn't take more than 10 minutes
You: I suggest watching a movie or something while you wait
You: starting to draw
You: right
You: NOW
You: alright
You: now to upload it
You: http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1474/grimreaper.png
You: here ya go
You: one Grim reaper
You: fresh from the oven
Stranger: thats pretty cool
You: Thanks
You: it was my pleasure
You: thanks for playing
You: now I'm off to bring more joy to more anonymous people anonymously
You: Fare thee well
Stranger: adios


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 10:21 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: yeh
Stranger: asl
You: lsa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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whenever i feel like clicking "reply"
i stop and think to myself, "why"
will it be a post to be remembered by?
or will i scare off a n00b and tell him to die?

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 10:26 PM
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This one was a taller order.

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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: So allow me to introduce myself
You: I'm going through Omegle
You: looking for people with ideas for something for me to draw
You: just tell me what you want drawn and I'll draw it
You: the only rule is that it must be work safe
You: as long as you're willing to wait a short 10 minutes of less
You: you too can have something drawn by me
You: are you in?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: very interesting
You: Indeed
You: last time I drew someone The Grim Reaper
You: So tell me.
You: what do you want drawn?
Stranger: ummmmmmm.
Stranger: the road
Stranger: with tree
Stranger: home
Stranger: cars
You: Hmm
You: a tall order
You: but I'll see what I can do in less than 10 minutes
You: now to be clear, the picture must contain a road
You: a tree
You: a home
You: and more than one car
You: right?
Stranger: yeah
You: alright then
You: drawing
You: NOW
You: I suggest watching a video or something while you wait
You: I'll let you know when it's done
Stranger: How will you show your picture?
You: I'll just upload it to imageshack and post the URL
Stranger: yeah
You: progress report
You: I have everything but the tree and the cars
You: this might take a bit longer than 10 minutes
You: but I will have it done
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thank you
You: You're welcome
You: one car down
You: one more to go
You: aaaand
You: done
You: now to upload it
Stranger: wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/152/housecartreeroad.png
You: Jere upi gp
You: Here you go
You: Yeah I know it's a castle
You: but castles are houses too you know
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: wow
Stranger: nice picture
You: Thanks
You: I do much better given time
You: I'm just doing random sketches for fun
Stranger: wow
Stranger: Very nice picture
Stranger: wonderful
You: Thanks
You: and thank you for participating
Stranger: You're welcome
You: Well my work here is done
You: bye!
Stranger: byye


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 11:14 PM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: im batman
Stranger: kKkkK
You: i protect the streets of gotham
Stranger: Im Ligth Green
Stranger: ok
You: i have to stop the joker
You: im batman
Stranger: age?
You: im batman years old
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i stole the batman thing

i promise i'll post something original later


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Stranger: hi
You: im batman
You: my gender is batman
Stranger: oh. i use the kryptonite
You: i live in batmanland
You: and i am batman years old
You: i protect the streets of gotham
Stranger: i use the kyrptonite
You: im batbat
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 11:19 PM
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i stole the batman thing

i promise i'll post something original later

im batman years old

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 11:23 PM
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I needed a new avatar anyway
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hi
You: Have you heard of ties
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I don't understand.


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 11:25 PM
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I needed a new avatar anyway
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: Have you heard of ties
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I still don't understand.


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 11:25 PM
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I still don't understand.

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i stop and think to myself, "why"
will it be a post to be remembered by?
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 11:28 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: no
You: nobody likes you
You: go away
You: die in a fire
You: i hate you
You: stop talking to me
You: so sup
Stranger: nm
You: i just finished my late night snack
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

now i know how a meatball sword feels


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whenever i feel like clicking "reply"
i stop and think to myself, "why"
will it be a post to be remembered by?
or will i scare off a n00b and tell him to die?

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 11:28 PM
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I needed a new avatar anyway
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FALL OUT BOY BROKE UP
You: Finally!
Stranger: **** YOU ******
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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 11:35 PM
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america is okay i guess sometimes
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Stranger: hey asl?
You: hello i am george ojasp i have american dollar
You: i want to buy your fish
Stranger: you smell like fish
You: hello i am george ojasp i have five chocolate dollar
You: may i buy the green one
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i am not good at internet humour


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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 11:37 PM
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QUOTE (Nystre @ Oct 4 2009, 11:35 PM)
Stranger: hey asl?
You: hello i am george ojasp i have american dollar
You: i want to buy your fish
Stranger: you smell like fish
You: hello i am george ojasp i have five chocolate dollar
You: may i buy the green one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i am not good at internet humour

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Posted: Oct 4 2009, 11:39 PM
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dont ask for sex please
You: Yo I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish
You: but skype is the best way to meet new people
Stranger: male/femal?
You: both
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: half and half
You: cockgina
Stranger: so retarded
Stranger: gaylord
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Must be Middle School speak.


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Posted: Oct 5 2009, 12:12 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: VEGETA
You: WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL
Stranger: m/f
You: what
You: what the hell kind of scouter is that
Stranger: are u m/f
You: stop ****ing around, vegeta
You: whats his power level
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i stop and think to myself, "why"
will it be a post to be remembered by?
or will i scare off a n00b and tell him to die?

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Posted: Oct 5 2009, 02:01 AM
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Stranger: hi
You: I know where you live
You: I'm going to rape you
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