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Chippermonkey	Posted: Oct 5 2009, 02:04 AM
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Julio Cesar F

Posted: Oct 5 2009, 02:19 AM

hornswoggle
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QUOTE

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: C80
You: C3PO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Kevin Rudd

Posted: Oct 5 2009, 02:33 AM

Progress ei toimu arengut, maailma tulla?
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QUOTE

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi there!
You: Hello there
You: Hellllooooo
Stranger: Hi!
You: Hey
You: I am Kevin Rudd, PM!
Stranger: I am Evan Worman, VP!
You: What country do you run?
Stranger: Uzbekistan
You: Well, listen here Uzbekistenian!
Stranger: YES SIR WHAT DO YOU ASK SIR
You: You deliver me my nukes or I go to war!
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT NUKE PIMP
Stranger: I AM NOT NUKE PROSTITUTE
You: Something tells me you are lying
You: I am 52 years old and not liking this
You: So, you are actually Batman
Stranger: Well.
You: How is it going Batman
Stranger: A little :3
Stranger: It's going pretty well, actually
Stranger: just busted up some criminals
Stranger: couple of nuke pimps, etc
You: Can I hire you for something?
You: I need someone to kill the Ruddbot
Stranger: not usually, but money's tight
Stranger: i'm on it.
You: He has been wreaking hovak
Stranger: How bloody?
Stranger: HOVAK?! Nooooooooo!
You: It is a Ruddbot
You: Just keep the CPU
You: I could use a Dual Core CPU somewhere in Australias defense system
Stranger: Why that's worth... Tens of dollars!
You: I blame the GFC
Stranger: Here in Uzbekistan that'll buy you a child.
You: CRAP
You: He is onto my bio-engineering cyborg computing plan!
You have disconnected.

I think he was just completely clueless.

QUOTE

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I`m looking for european girls

who is very kind

You: I am Kevin Rudd, Australian, 52 and available
You: My wife is just annoying, so I need a new partner
You: And for you
You: I'll legalize homosexual marrages
Stranger: OH **** THIS **** IT ASSHOLE **** OFF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Homophobic much?

This post has been edited by Kevin Rudd on Oct 5 2009, 02:37 AM

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Lightning

Posted: Oct 5 2009, 02:40 AM

Ignorance isn't stupidity but choosing to remain ignorant is
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: CYBERMEN HAVE NO AGE / CYBERMEN HAVE NO GENDER / CYBERMEN ARE EVERYWHERE
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT THE DALEKS?
Stranger: THEY IS EVILER
You: THEY WILL BE DELETED
Stranger: THEY WILL KILL USSSS
Stranger: NOOO CYBERMEN WILL BE EXTERMINATED
You: CYBERMEN ARE THE FUTURE OF YOUR RACE
You: YOU WILL BE UPGRADED
Stranger: HUMANS WILL BE EXTERMINATED. DALEKS WILL BE SUPREME.
Stranger:

Stranger: I love dr who.
You: hellz yeah
You: got myself one of these bad boys to carry around
You: http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/8cff/
You: I only wish it had, like, a real screwdriver on the end
You: or a lockpick or something
Stranger: oooo thinkgeek has cool stuff
You: hell, a universal remote
Stranger: oooo sonic screwdriver?
You: instead of a pen
You: but eh
You: it makes shiny effect with buzzing noise
Stranger: so pretty
You: good enough for me
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old r u btw??
You: depends, what year is it
Stranger: 2009. lol
You: then I should be abooout 20?
You: 20.
You: yeah
Stranger: haha
Stranger: moek
Stranger: im only 14.
You: that's what SHE said
Stranger: i am a she
You: and it's what you said
You: !
Stranger: woot

I don't care if it's ****ing chris hansen this person was awesome

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hacker, n.an individual who enjoys learning computer system details and how to capitalize on his or her capabilities...not a criminal.
(from webster's new world hacker dictionary)

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buttersafe: pictures and probably some words

"Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis." - Sigmund Freud
“It is not by delusion, however exalted, that mankind can prosper, but only by unswerving courage in the pursuit of truth.” - Bertrand Russell
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Kevin Rudd

Posted: Oct 5 2009, 02:47 AM

Progress ei toimu arengut, maailma tulla?
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QUOTE

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: So
You: Hows it going
You: I missed you
You: My heart cries out for you
You: It is shivering, and it needs to be hugged
Stranger: *hugs*
You: Please hug it
You: Thank you
Stranger: anytime bby
You: *Hugs you back with his Flygon arms*
Stranger: lulz
You: *covers us both with his wings*
You: *me feels a hardon come on*
Stranger: ruh roh
You: Wadda ya say? Wanna continue?
Stranger: suuuuuuuuure
You: ffffffff
You: Uh
You: Wow
Stranger: lolol
You: You are the first person that said yes
Stranger: didn't expect that response?
You: You don't get many people that like that stuff here in my 10 minutes on this website
You: Mind if I copy-pasta this chat for a chat topic on a forum called MFGG?
You: Unless you are indeed an MFGGer
You: In which case
You: I'll be very amused
You: If not
You: Join MFGG
Stranger: what's MFGG
You: They have an Omegle chat topic
You: Oh
You: http://archive.mfgg.net/
You: The Omegle topic is in a limited area though
You: You have to be an approved member
You: Yes, this is shameless advertising
Stranger: lol
You: Also, I would have yiffed you
You: But Dads in the same house ffff
You: Plus I'd like to be able to copypasta this log
You: It is a no-porn board =p
Stranger: lol
You: Anyway
You: Mind if I copy this log?
Stranger: nope
You: Thanks :3

I'm still chatting to him. ^_^

Edit: Oh wow, its a chick... now I feel guilty. xD
Edit 2: Oh wow, got the MSN... she is really nice, and no, I won't give it to any of you. You're all too horny to give any good impression.

This post has been edited by Kevin Rudd on Oct 5 2009, 02:52 AM

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fiDumppi

Posted: Oct 5 2009, 02:52 AM

Hi! I'm Fidu!
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QUOTE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny f?
You: yeah
Stranger: age?
You: 67
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Baconface

Posted: Oct 5 2009, 02:53 AM

'ω'

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Posts: 2403
Member No.: 2677
Joined: 17-September 06

Status: (0d) [--]

QUOTE

Stranger: hey
You: I am a vampire.
Stranger: dude
Stranger: so am i
You: Good, now lets order a pizza!
Stranger: nah im not hungry
Stranger: thirsty though
You: Garlic juice!
Stranger: no you idiot
You: I tricked you, I'm not a vampire!
Stranger: ***hole
Stranger: m or f?
You: im batman
Stranger: no you arent
Stranger: hes my neighbor
You: i protect the streets of gotham
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QUOTE

Stranger: hi
You: I'm a vampire.
Stranger: really? me too
Stranger: how long have you been around? ive been here since around 1723
You: I've been around since the beginning of time and space.
You: .And I am batman years old.
Stranger: ahh an acient one we have on our hands
Stranger: Hail Eris
You: I'll throw a garlic at you!
You: Because I'm really BATMAN!
Stranger: im gonna stake you straight through the heart
Stranger: prepare to die, undead scum
You: Quick, to the batcave!
Stranger: go call on Robin, your gay boy love-slave
You: i protect the streets of gotham
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Two versions of the same story. Batman pretend to be a vampire so he can kill the head vampire.

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QUOTE

Stranger: hi
You: im batman
You: my gender is batman
Stranger: oh. i use the kryptonite
You: i live in batmanland
You: and i am batman years old
You: i protect the streets of gotham
Stranger: i use the kyrptonite
You: im batbat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Alternate ref

Baroque

Posted: Oct 5 2009, 03:06 AM

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QUOTE (Kevin Rudd @ Oct 4 2009, 11:47 PM)

show of hands: who believes this story?

...

....

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Kevin Rudd	Posted: Oct 5 2009, 03:46 AM
Progress ei toimu arengut, maailma tulla? Group: Members Posts: 3627 Member No.: 2746 Joined: 29-September 06 Status: (0d)	I don't blame you if you don't believe me. I'd be skeptical too. But I aint lying. -------------------- Ruddy pictures! Alex made me sexy! Amster made me skeptical! mirror makes me 8-bitlytastic! Soiyeruda made me young again! Robby drew my awesomeness! All the people on forums I visit that have drawn a Flygon or Breloom. Guinea drew a Breloom Gato drew a Breloom Alba drew some sorta hybrid Alex drew a Breloom in 30 seconds Omnomlicous drew a Breloom I drew a Breloom I drew a Breloom properly Jazz drew a Breloom Jazz drew a Flygon OmegaK drew a Breloom Hybrid Project Alpha drew a sexy Breloom chick And a rather surprised Flygon Afti drew a rather strange Breloom No idea if I had any influence, but, whatever, HybridProjectAlpha drew a Flygon being eating by an Umbreon and I intend to sig it

Lightning

Posted: Oct 5 2009, 04:27 PM

Ignorance isn't stupidity but choosing to remain ignorant is
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You: gooood day
Stranger: hi
You: how's it, how are ya
Stranger: m good
Stranger: ?
Stranger: n u
You: not so bad.

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click here to change my avatar. / gosh why are you even here lightning

hacker, n.an individual who enjoys learning computer system details and how to capitalize on his or her capabilities...not a criminal.
(from webster's new world hacker dictionary)

Fedora 10 Final!
Download today!

quality web comics (stories):

girl genius: adventure! romance! mad science!
punch an' pie: try a slice of life, then swallow.
dresden codak: most interesting comic ever

quality web comics (one-shots):

a softer world: truth and beauty bombs
smbc: saturday morning breakfast cereal
buttersafe: pictures and probably some words

Sparks	Posted: Oct 5 2009, 04:34 PM
hurr hurr freakin hurr Group: Members Posts: 1131 Member No.: 2198 Joined: 16-June 06 Status: (0d)	Stranger: Hi! I'm 17-years guy, and I'm looking for nice and funny GIRL to have WEBCAMFUN with me : ) You: Hi, you sound very homophobic. Stop practicing tolerance you prick. Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- Reference character thing- whatever why do you care ddaaaaaww (relmm)

Lightning

Posted: Oct 5 2009, 04:35 PM

Ignorance isn't stupidity but choosing to remain ignorant is
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"Hi, you sound very homophobic. Stop practicing tolerance you prick"
what?

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click here to change my avatar. / gosh why are you even here lightning

hacker, n.an individual who enjoys learning computer system details and how to capitalize on his or her capabilities...not a criminal.
(from webster's new world hacker dictionary)

Fedora 10 Final!
Download today!

quality web comics (stories):

girl genius: adventure! romance! mad science!
punch an' pie: try a slice of life, then swallow.
dresden codak: most interesting comic ever

quality web comics (one-shots):

a softer world: truth and beauty bombs
smbc: saturday morning breakfast cereal
buttersafe: pictures and probably some words

Mikau	Posted: Oct 5 2009, 04:38 PM
Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips? Group: Members Posts: 2730 Member No.: 3779 Joined: 18-May 07 Status: (0d)	Stranger: horny male here... You: really? You: same here Stranger: bi? You: no im gay Stranger: You: D: You have disconnected. -------------------- Oh, Glukom!

Mikau	Posted: Oct 5 2009, 04:53 PM
Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips? Group: Members Posts: 2730 Member No.: 3779 Joined: 18-May 07 Status: (0d)	Stranger: hi f non horny, wants to talk with a girl You: Yo my name is Saad. You: And I don't give a ****. Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- Oh, Glukom!

Mikau	Posted: Oct 5 2009, 04:53 PM
Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips? Group: Members Posts: 2730 Member No.: 3779 Joined: 18-May 07 Status: (0d)	Stranger: hey You: Yo, my name is Saad. You: And I don't give a ****. Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- Oh, Glukom!

seldeslim	Posted: Oct 5 2009, 05:15 PM
so good that its banned Group: Members Posts: 4186 Member No.: 2016 Joined: 15-April 06 Status: (0d)	You: bah i gotta go Stranger: it was nice talking with you Stranger: good luck with your life Stranger: and all that jazz Stranger: cue music You: later -------------------- Tribute 1 BROWN mexican with forty years or less of AGE. Check all people your opponent controls, your opponent's hand, and all cards they draw (until the end of your opponent's third turn after this card's activation), and destroy all people with five or more years of AGE. also this is gato from new mfgg3 just in case you're wondering about my join date status you silly newbies

Mikau	Posted: Oct 5 2009, 05:41 PM
Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips? Group: Members Posts: 2730 Member No.: 3779 Joined: 18-May 07 Status: (0d)	You: Hello, stranger. Do you want my Electabuzz? Stranger: u have puzzy? You: I have Electabuzz. Stranger: what a electabuzz? You: Electabuzz is Electabuzz. Stranger: ok Stranger: wait Stranger: the pokemon You: No. You: Electabuzz isn't JUST a Pokemon. Stranger: ok You: It's a Pokemon who's soul burns inside of us. You: It's prescence is felt everywhere. You: He is watching./ You: He is waiting. You have disconnected. -------------------- Oh, Glukom!

Lupo	Posted: Oct 5 2009, 05:54 PM
Unlimited Plant Works Group: Members Posts: 1296 Member No.: 6214 Joined: 29-April 09 Status: (0d)	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: Olleh Stranger: How goes it? You: It goes how? Stranger: Oh you know, everything? Omegle? Life? You: Omegle you know, everything, oh life! Stranger: Oh, I get it. Stranger: How awkward for me. :\| You: Oh, how awkward! For me, I get it! Stranger: Alrighty then. Stranger: It's alright stranger, I think we can make this work. You: okay honey Stranger: Hoorah Stranger: So where are you from? ;D You: the states --------------------

Sparks

Posted: Oct 5 2009, 06:02 PM

hurr hurr freakin hurr
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QUOTE (Lightning @ Oct 5 2009, 04:35 PM)

"Hi, you sound very homophobic. Stop practicing tolerance you prick"
what?

I was trying to sound as dumb as they usually do

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Reference character thing- whatever why do you care
ddaaaaaww (relmm)
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Mikau	Posted: Oct 5 2009, 06:02 PM
Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips? Group: Members Posts: 2730 Member No.: 3779 Joined: 18-May 07 Status: (0d)	Stranger: sour cream You: Do you hate life like I hate life? Stranger: idk Stranger: do you hate life? You: Lupo get off of Omegle You: goddamn Stranger: WHUT Stranger: Don't talk to your mother like that! You: I just did! Stranger: LIAR You: NO, I'M TELLING THE TRUTH Stranger: LIAR LIAR PLANTS FOR HIGHER You: no, this is patrick Stranger: No. Stranger: I;m patrick Stranger: YOU'RE SPONGE BOB Stranger: Get it right! You: You doodle. You: Me Spongebob. Stranger: ROAR Stranger: erase You: get out of here trakesh You have disconnected. -------------------- Oh, Glukom!

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