Hello, my name is Jesus Christ, and I have arrived from the sacred realm of the beautiful heavens from above. Unfotunately, Mario Fan Games Galaxy is infested with unholy sinners and demonic monsters from hell and I am here top terminate them.
First of all, Mikau, you are going to hell for being a homosexual. You are not forgiven.
DJ Yoshiman, you are going to hell for the PM scandal back in 2008. You are not forgiven.
Amsterdamned, you are going to hell for saying "..omg". You are not forgiven.
Twistendo, you are going to hell for cvreating too many nerws topics in the GC. You are not forgiven.
Turboman, you are going to hell for proclaiming to be greater than god. You are not forgiven.
Mrs. Aforcer, you are going to hell for giving Ahura a hard time with his art. You are not forgiven.