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My prediction on how humanity will end. (small), (tons of spelling/grammer mistakes)
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| QUOTE (Joey @ Jul 9 2005, 09:00 AM) | The end of the world won't come from America. And most of the pollution is from AMERICA'S INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION, not today. Yes, after all that time, it's still here. So don't give us that crap.
And yes, contrary to YOUR belief, Americans know more about America than you do, so please educate yourself before talking trash. |
America has more than on 3rd of the world wide pollution... I mean, crap, man! EDIT: AND they refuse to join the Kyoto protocol!
Oh, and I said "and some others", not "ONLY the Americans".
This post has been edited by Guinea on Jul 9 2005, 09:03 AM
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We'll all die because New York will be hit by a meteor large enough to wipe out most of the state.
Bush or whoever else is the President will think we're being clusternuked by Afghanistan and he'll be like "SDSHDFALSFHA NOOO DIE TERRORISTS!!!!oneonetwo"
He tells NASA to launch a space shuttle that is not actually a shuttle but a giant nuke that looks like a shuttle.
Unfortunately one of the gyroscopes had a residual mote of dust on the ball, which throws off the balance enough to make the "shuttle" incorrectly adjust its course by about two degrees.
Then the nuke hits an unstable mountain, but somehow doesn't detonate. The impact causes a rockslide that would make the one in that one island in Africa or whatever look like someone pissed on an anthill.
Anyway this rockslide causes a tsunami a few hundred feet high, which ends up wiping out pretty much everything.
The nuke finally explodes and sends out an enormous EMP, and disables any life support systems for people that happen to have taken shelter underground (and now underwater as well)
*50-60 years later*
The EMP was also strong enough to slow the orbit of an asteroid, and Halley's Comet hits it and ricochets into the Earth and the last three surviving people DIE
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