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Work from Home, A conglomorate conspiracy theory proven
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Have you ever seen signs on the road that say "Work from Home!", "Have a computer, put it to use!", or "I lost 30 pounds in 3 days!"? All of these signs are distributed by a conglomorate called Herbalife. The "diet programs" or "jobs from home" are simply elaborate ways to get you to put up more advertisements. People are privately paid money to sell Herbalife products. If this fails (which it most likely does), to make up their money, investors illegally put up Herbalife advertisements. Since they are "independent contractors", the Herbalife company can't get in trouble for it. People who see these ads then call the number, and the cycle repeats itself. The Herbalife company reaps thouands of dollars, and their advertising spreads across the entire country without every having to pay for any of it. In short, it's the biggest, most elaborate, and most successful pyramid scheme in the country. http://www.cockeyed.com/workfromhome/workfromhome.htmlThis is one of the creepiest stories I've read in a long time. Please spread the word.
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| QUOTE | | "I've heard that it is forbidden for distributors to indicate the herbalife name on the 'work at home' and 'use a computer' signs." |
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*imagines having small banners the same width of the signs that read "HERBALIFE" and a bottle of glue/acetone*
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