Wesker Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, XD Resident Evil mixed with *gulp* WW!XD

Wesker Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

Written By Kelt

Prologue

Once upon a time, there was a man named Wesker Wonka, he was the owner of a gigantic chocolate factory. This factory was located in the middle of Racoon Forest.

He made the chocolate and candy in the world, bt nobody had ever seen his factory and known who the heck wroks there.

However, one day, he deicided to release 5 Black Tickets in five of his Wonka Bars. People told tales about what was inside of his factory, nobody knew what it was like.

There would be five winners, and now you will be knowing the kinds of Wonk Bars he makes.

He made the rather, ordinary granola crunch - milk chocolate, which didn't taste that amaizing. However, there were more.

He made "Wonka Pure Dark" which was just freshly made dark chocolate, Wonka Style.

He also came out with "Wonka White Wonder" which was white chocolate,mixed together with smooth caramel.

He made "Wonka Brown Fudge" which was fudge, but it was borwn because there was caramel mixed into the whole bar.

Finally, he made the lucious "Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fude-Mallow Deilight" bars, which had fudge, dark chocolate, and creamy marshmallow mixed right in.

There were many other candies he made, but we'll get to that later. Right now, we must find the winners of the Black Tickets. it was on the Racoon City News all day.

To Be Cotinued in Chapter 1!

This post has been edited by Bloo on Aug 15 2005, 01:12 PM

Quit re-writing the same story with different characters -.-;

It shall be different When we get into the factory with all of these stories!

well for once base something off something other than willy wanka <:\

or get to the factory with ONE story and quite making a bunch of others...

Wilty Winka. I'm VERY far in that.

PICK.






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AVATAR.

Hey, I hate Willy Wonka now. Thanks for doing something like this to me.

ive always hated willy wonka

Good for that.

Now you really are purple!

Same old same old. Your first fiction was okay, but you keep making 100 Willy Wonka adaptations with different character. You're flooding the Arts Board with this crap. Stop it.

Once I get further with all of them, it will be more clear that they aren't ALL the same with different characters. There will be much more.

I'd recommend just working on ONE story. I can't take any of these seriously since it seems like you've made so many it such a short time, meaning little effort was put in.

And once again you change your avatar.

Yep.

Wesker Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

Written By Kelt

Chapter 1: The Black Tickets

The first winner of a black ticket was Miss Jill Valentine, a member of S. T. A. R. S.

"I'm so exited! I can't wait to go to his factory!" She said happily.

"How did you feel when you found the ticket?" A News man asked her.

"I felt discusted, because my Wonka Bar tasted like foil, I mean, how can you see the black ticket if it's the exact same color as the chocolate bar, huh?" She said, angrily.

"Ah. So, tell us what you do for a living!" He said, smiling.

"I already told you. I work for S. T. A. R. S., and I solve murder cases and other things." She answered.

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After her victory, the next winner was Miss Alice What'shername.

"So, Alice, is it true that nobody knows your last name?" A man asked.

"No, that isn't true. My last name is..." She started, then, as she said it, a truck drove past her house.

"Ah." He said. "Are you exited?"

"Of course, but now I want some more chocolate!" She screamed. "I want a microphone and a Karaoke machine!"

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The next winner, was indeed Chris Redfield.

"This is quite exiting!" He said. "How on Earth could I have won this ticket, being so poor and all?"

"Oh, you're poor?" The news woman asked.

"Yeah, can't you tell?" He asked, pointing to his house, which consisted of one room.

"I see." The girl said. "So, what is your job?"

"Eating rotten pickles... Wait, what? Oh, I'm a S. T. A. R. S. member, just like Jill Valentine." He answered.

"Wow! what a coincedence! You should meet her and get together." She said.

"Um, I have." He answered.

"Oh, that's sad. The adventure must have been fun, eh?" She asked.

"No, it wasn't." He said.

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After him, Barry won the next ticket.

"Hello, Barry. Nice to meet ya'. Okay, bye." The news caster said, walking away with everybody else before Barry could even say anything.

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Finally, the last winner was Rebecca Chambers.

"Wow, I can't wait!" She said.

"Yup." The news caster said, who happened to be a dog.

"This is so exiting!" She said, smiling.

"Yup." the news caster said. "Transforming time!" Then, the news caster changed into a rabbit.

"Cool!" She said.

"Yup." the news caster answered.

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So, we join our lucky ticket winners, on the big day at the factory. However, on their way, in a helicopter, to get to the factory, something terrible happened.

"Whoah!" Yelled the helicopter driver. "I think something hit us! We're falling! NOOO!"

The helicopter crashed into the forest of "RACOON!"

Dun, Dun, Dun!

The helicopter driver lay there, crushed.

"Oh dear!" Screamed Rebecca, walking over to the driver.

"Forget about me, go on without me. To get to the factory, which is in the middle of the forest, follow the yellow brick road." He said. Those were his last words, until he changed into a bunny.

"Let's go!" Yelled Jill, holding everybody's hands. They began to skip through the forest.

"We're out to see The Chocolatier, The Wonderful Chocolatier!" They sang. Suddenly, another helicopter crashed right in front of them.

"AH!" A man inside it screamed. Then, a dog appeared.

"Aww, cute little doggy!" Said Alice, petting it.

It bit the guy in the helicopter and he changed into a bunny.

"Come on, doggies, run with us!" Jill yelled, and they all held hands and ran with the dogs on the yellow brick road in the dark forest.

To Be Continued in Chapter 3!

Wow, what terrible dialogue.

And how vague.

Yup.

(more hate)

Just take one story. FINISH IT. THEN and only THEN, can you start another.