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Posted: Aug 15 2005, 07:49 PM

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Comic legend John Cleese is to undergo surgery on his colon to alleviate diverticulitis - and he plans to auction the parts of his anatomy surgeons remove on his personal website.

Cleese, 65, who took over as Q in the 2002 James Bond film "Die Another Day", jokes with fans in a statement released on the internet that he developed the condition, which is prevalent in older people with a low fiber diet, because of his "gluttony". He even takes the joke so far as to suggest parts of his digestive system will shortly be available for his most dedicated fans to purchase - reports WENN.

The statement continues: "The cure is to have the bit of the gut that has all the little pockets cut out. A very nice surgeon will be doing this. The infected bit which has been cut out by the surgeon will be offered for sale on the website in the next few days. Proceeds from the sale will be divided between JC (John Cleese) and the very nice surgeon."

Damn, I hope he gets through it alright. I really like him.

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Bungalo	Posted: Aug 15 2005, 08:24 PM
Standard Member, my ass! Group: Members Posts: 28242 Member No.: 143 Joined: 17-November 03 Status: (0d)	its colon surgery. nothing fatal. -------------------- Reference Sprites by Bungalo- Metroids Galactic Federation Trooper Fake Ridley

Pucifur	Posted: Aug 15 2005, 08:38 PM
Standard Member Group: Site Staff Posts: 6357 Member No.: 1035 Joined: 10-May 05 Status: (0d)	Yeah, but still... if the doctors don't seralize their tools... INFECTION! -------------------- - P - U - C - I - F - U - R - got one

Eno the Red Guy	Posted: Aug 15 2005, 08:45 PM
god i'm bored Group: Members Posts: 12157 Member No.: 51 Joined: 13-October 03 Status: (0d)	He's only 65? Damn, I thought he was older than that... But yeah, nothing too serious. And I doubt doctors are so moronic that they wouldn't sterilize their tools, especially when they have the life of a comic legend in their hands. --------------------

Bungalo	Posted: Aug 15 2005, 08:48 PM
Standard Member, my ass! Group: Members Posts: 28242 Member No.: 143 Joined: 17-November 03 Status: (0d)	btw, John Cleese is ****ing awesome. -------------------- Reference Sprites by Bungalo- Metroids Galactic Federation Trooper Fake Ridley

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