Hairy Man Chased By Silly Cat-Boy

This Monday, on the border of Arkansas, Nathan Smith was allegedly harassed and then chased around the state by two young half-elves, one of which wore the costume of a pink cat and identified himself as Genis Sage. The boy first yelled, "It's pancake time!" and then began pursuit.

p.firstletter{indent: 1ln;} "I was just heading to California to visit a lady friend," remarked Smith, who broke his ankle half-way around the state. "I don't have enough money for a plane, so I figured... why not walk? Jesus did it. I bet He was Black. Black guys can run like crazy."

During arrest, Sage allegedly cast hellfire and brimstone down upon them, screaming "Leave me alone!", while a female accomplice continuously slapped or kicked several officers in quick succession. Most of the unit are now in critical status, and Christians are mortified at the use of witchcraft, demanding Sage's execution before "the wrath of God streams down in a holy torrent of punishment".

"I have no idea what you're talking about," Sage replied during questioning. "I don't remember doing this at all. Why don't you ask my sister?" Psychiatrists and experts are baffled at his unmistakable honesty.

Sage's friend Lloyd Irving has this to say:

Victim's friend's interpretation of the event 

asdflaskfh best

i like the hair on the coloured pic

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This is very educational!

Stop playing tales of symphonia

What, is that it?

Nexues: shut up you emo katz

... Emo katz the red guy

>=(

Yeah, very nice colouring on the second picture. The hair is very nicely done.

Oh yeah Hanyou and Ryo and Salad all told me the shading was awesome and they didn't say* whether they meant the texture or the straight-line shading

So pls specify all you people who are going to say that or already have

*Salad made it very clear she did not like the texture :(

I like both of them =P

Yeah the shading and highlights don't follow the curve of the hair

and the highlights in the eyes and the highlights on the hair are facing opposite directions but like no one ever pays attention to that

But you can draw hair better than I can

EDIT: and how come I just noticed it's supposed to be the dude in your avatar

This post has been edited by Xgoff on Nov 10 2005, 05:55 PM