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Suicide is the quitter's way out of life.

If anything, the thought of what it would do to fellow family members and loved ones should prevent you from committing suicide. Every time I've remotely thought about it the mental image of all the grief it would cause made me quickly forget about it.

I knew a girl once who was very suicidal, to the point of seeming to threaten it on a drop of a hat. She actually swallowed some pills once but coughed them back up before any damage could be done. It's extremely stressful to know someone like that.

As a little kid, I used to mishear "suicide" as having something to do with the sewers. I was so dumb! But thinking about it today, it's so awesome! XD

Sewerside! *leaps into the sewers*

You're telling me. My ex girlfriend was like that. She'd swallow pills and had to go to the hospital when she was depressed. She threatened to slit her wrists when I wanted to break up with her.

SEWERSLIDE!

This post has been edited by dustindemon on Dec 3 2005, 03:34 PM

Just remember: whenever life gets you down, and things seem hard or tough...

At least you're not John Jay Youmans.

No need for me to suicide since I'll probaly die because of poor health sooner or later. :P

Not like anyone else in my family is that much better. :X

When I die, I hope it's from something really stupid like slipping on a banana peel or something. I figure if I'm gonna die, I might as well amuse people while I'm doing it.

Well, it worked in Um Jammer Lammy...

In the Japanese one anyway.

I think in the US one they made it an island instead of hell(for Teriyaki's stage).

IF you found the memory gem...


DID YOU?

... you just gave me an idea.


and it's not suicide

This post has been edited by Ryo on Dec 3 2005, 03:45 PM

Back in my high school creative writing class, we had to write our obituary.

The Koolaid Man burst through my wall when I declared I was thirsty, so I took a bat to his head and killed him and his corpse fell on me and crushed me.

My most notable life achievements were killing Casey Kasem and inventing the Froot Roll-Up Condom.

I can think of at least a hundred girls on my campus who would love that.

You had the most frightening girlfriend EVER!

You're not the only one

I used to hear "commit suicide" as "come in sewer-side", which created some odd mental images while watching movies.

It's hard for me to feel sympathy for people who commit suicide. Sympathy for the parents? Of course, THEY deserve it. But for the person who kills himself? I'm sorry, but I think it's a) taking the easy way out of whatever situation you're in and b) selfish.

If you have a problem in the state you're in, and you move to another state so you don't have to deal with it? That's not solving the problem, that's just running away from it. Suicide is the same thing. Also... It's hard for me to feel bad when it's an emo kid doing it. Godamn attention w***es. Did you SEE his myspace? Holy christ. His background makes me want to punch him in the face >:(

Well, it would if he wasn't dead. I bet the reason he did it too was because of a girl. argh.

And taking the easy way out and killing yourself, may get yourself out of the problem's picture, but then what about all the friends and family you would devistate for doing it.

So uh yeah, I don't sympathize with the suicide..dee. Let's exterminate the emos >:O

...but that's what they want!

But yeah, it was over a girl.

<_<

I'd kill them both or something before myself. At least him. Anyone that beats the **** out of me, assuming we're talking about the same extent, will die.

George Carlin one said to just imagine things this way: At least you don't have an headache. Everything is worth with an headache. & if you do have an headache, just remember, it'll go away with time.

I say good riddance to those that would commit suicide. They were clearly too stupid to live.

This post has been edited by Pluvius on Dec 3 2005, 05:18 PM

... you're right.

We should lock them in their own little living section and make sure we keep them alive as long as possible.