Aeon Flux, More like I can't believe I saw this****

If you were smart and read the Topic Description you probably already know what I'm going to say about this film. It was total crap. I kid you not, we almost got up and left. This is the only movie I've considered doing that too this year. 93 min of my life gone forever by this horrible crap-ass movie.
First off, the movie tries to be original, it really does. But we've all heard the 99% of humanity wiped out by diease, in the future, matrixyadayeadydayeysdhjskdgsfdg. Get my point? The Matrix was good because it was the first one that pulled of stunts and such well. This is not the case here. The stunts are so unbelievable and the way Charlize Theron tries to pull them off just falls flat on it's face. The plot is totally full of holes as well. And hey here's an idea, I think I know that man from my past. Let's have sex. I mean COME ON.
The movie ends horribly and will leave you sitting there completely speechless on how bad it is. The only actor who appears that he even tried is the villian. He's not even that good.

Bottom line, Bad story, Bad characters, Bad stunts, Bad outfits and Bad plot. What more could you want? This wins my lowest rated movie of the year award.

4/10

No quote because there were no good ones.

Still though.
Charlize Theron

I would've expected something lower that a 4/10...

And yeah, I didn't really see this movie as being any good anyway. Nothing I didn't expect.

That did nothing to save the movie.




And she wasn't even sexy in it.

The anime series was way more better than the movie was.

She looks like her head was dipped in tar and trampled by an elephant.

I loved the show, and how complety werid and out of whack it was, i knew deep down inside this movie would be terrible, But i wished so hard it would not be...

Now aeon flux has a bad name.

This is why you don't watch MTV films.

isn't flux a disease that gives you diarrhea and ****



and a spell in Fire Emblem



and something related to time travel

Or MTV at all.

They didn't even submit it for review for Ebert and Roeper:
http://tvplex.go.com/buenavista/ebertandroeper/today.html

Sorry for bumping this, but wow this movie does suck.


and I hate how much money it's getting.


Good lord, people suck.

bloody flux

Damn.

Well, that destroyed my expectations of the movie.

Well, if I had some spare cash, I might still go watch just for Charlize.